UN NYT Publicly Discloses Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program - ayy lmao

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html

Aliens.

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Recent public disclosure of a $22 million military program investigating UFOs coincides with some other strange alien stories include Blink 182's very own Tom Delonge.

Choice bits:

The program collected video and audio recordings of reported U.F.O. incidents, including footage from a Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet showing an aircraft surrounded by some kind of glowing aura traveling at high speed and rotating as it moves. The Navy pilots can be heard trying to understand what they are seeing. “There’s a whole fleet of them,” one exclaims. Defense officials declined to release the location and date of the incident.

By 2009, Mr. Reid decided that the program had made such extraordinary discoveries that he argued for heightened security to protect it. “Much progress has been made with the identification of several highly sensitive, unconventional aerospace-related findings,” Mr. Reid said in a letter to William Lynn III, a deputy defense secretary at the time, requesting that it be designated a “restricted special access program” limited to a few listed officials.

A 2009 Pentagon briefing summary of the program prepared by its director at the time asserted that “what was considered science fiction is now science fact,” and that the United States was incapable of defending itself against some of the technologies discovered. Mr. Reid’s request for the special designation was denied.

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Also relevant to various emails from the Tony Podesta leak in which he discusses UFOs with a number of high profile or well connected people.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-email...o=&nofrom=&noto=&count=50&sort=6#searchresult

"He mentioned he's a "skeptic", he's not. I've been working with him for four months. I just got done giving him a four hour presentation on the entire project a few weeks ago. Trust me, the advice is already been happening on how to do all this. He just has to say that out loud, but he is very, very aware- as he was in charge of all of the stuff. When Roswell crashed, they shipped it to the laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base. General McCasland was in charge of that exact laboratory up to a couple years ago." - Tom Delonge - https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3099

Tom Delonge is a dumbass pop star so who cares what the fuck he thinks he knows.

There's also an interesting series of emails with an old military connected to black research projects, named Robert Fish.

"I can add a little insight to rumors published on the web. While I was never fully briefed into the DSP operation directly, I was introduced to them as the US prepared for Operation Desert Shield and Desert Storm. On occasion, I had lunch with a few of them in the cafeteria of a highly classified organization in El Segundo, CA. No one could get into the cafeteria without TS/SCI clearances, so this was not “lightweight group of gossipers.” One of these times, a member of that group was really excited – said they’d just picked up Fastwalker (I assumed that same day). He described how it entered our atmosphere from “deep space” (origin actually unknown, of course, but from the backside of the satellite) and zipped by the DSP satellite pretty closely on its way to earth. Not only was it going very fast but it made a 30 degree course correction (turn) which means it did not have a ballistic (free fall) reentry trajectory that a meteorite might have. So, it was under some sort of control – although whether it was “manned” or just “robotic” there’s no way to tell." - Robert FIsh - https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/54211
 
22 million for a government program isn't that much
That was the thing that stood out to me. Harry Reid is looking out of curiosity and not taking it very seriously. It's peanuts unless it's part of some giant black project and this is just the tiny head that peaks out because government shit is retarded and can't help but spill their spaghetti at least a little bit. There was a contractor 10 years ago who got pinched for charging $1M to shipping a couple of washing machines. Her total haul was something like $20M. The government wastes money at a staggering rate.
 
Yes but can we fuck the aliens?

I mean if William Shatner can tongue enough different color alien ladyholes to put the Skittles commercials to shame, why can't the rest of us?
i wanna be the first human in history to bang a qt ayy chick

certainly cooler than going to the moon

People wonder why aliens haven't contacted earth yet, I think I'm starting to understand why that is
 
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