Official Ghostbusters Lamentation Thread - From Political to Enshittified

As a guy whose favorite movie of all time is Ghostbusters, I feel what this thread states on a personal level. But I do bring two sincere reasons why Ghostbusters the franchise sputtered out:

1) The franchise forgot it's a relatable, grounded comedy: people are already pointing this out, but the revival has this "reverence" for the old films that really miss that they were meant to just be workplace comedies with a coat of sci-fi painted over it. White-collar academics forced to go blue-collar entrepreneurs, with all the business woes that attend it from finding an HQ to bureaucrats on your ass. Now the series is about STAKES and EMOTIONS and all that heartstrings crap. It's meant to make you laugh and enjoy cool action scenes blending the working-class with the spooky.

2) It wasn't really meant to be a franchise: this is ironic as this has low-key been proven wrong in two forms: the Real Ghostbusters cartoon proved the concept works as a bust-of-the week series, and for once the FANDOM is right on the money: you could've stretched the movie side out with the concept of franchising (as the game in fact showed Rookie did, and IDW comics cleverly joked his group was doing better financially than the goddamn OG ones!). Even Girlbusters could've easily had a sensible connection and avoid being a reboot via the girls wringing out franchise permission from the retired OG Ghostbusters only to conveniently run into a new batch of ghosts and the incel villain making himself into a demonic entity as shown. But no, for some reason they just let the group fizzle out in-universe for decades, nothing being done with busting at all, until Egon's descendant finds old equipment and... yeah. The heck?

I love Ghostbusters, and GB2 in retrospect is a workable, enjoyable sequel (and far better than a lot of sequels, or movies in general, since), but this is a franchise that frankly speaking wasn't meant to be one at all in the long run. It should've remained behind as a beloved part of the 80s.
 
I just like the drug trip like ghost designs and the humor from the originals, it felt like Poltergeist if the family could realistically fight back and even make fun of the situation.
 
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Ghostbusters works equally well as an adult comedy about displaced academics trying to run a small business and a family series about scientists using advanced technology to fight ghosts and demons. I think the number of kids who fell in love with the movie in the 80s despite not getting any of the sex jokes is adequate proof of that.* But the referential nature of the reboot movies got annoying fast. That kind of stuff is rarely necessary and always difficult to do well. Why is this thing that is meaningful to 40-year-old fans also meaningful to people who actually live in that universe, and why is it coming up at this particular time and place in the story? Though I will begrudgingly admit a moment of delight when the toy with the eyeball that shoots out when you squish it showed up in Afterlife.

While I would have liked a couple changes to Afterlife's script, it was okay. Frozen Empire should have been reworked before they started shooting. The Pakistani fire wizard was funny enough but the movie already has too many heroes; drop him, or make him more of a Louis Tully hangaround. If you drop the fire wizard, you don't need the lesbian arsonist ghost to give him a match. You can reduce her role or eliminate it. Then you can drop the plot point about Phoebe separating her soul from her body (I think this is called "dying") so she can trib with the lesbian ghost for three minutes. I like the "smart but overconfident teenager goes too far and learns some humility" theme, but there are better ways to do it. And of course write out Patton Oswalt, and not just because he's Patton Oswalt. You don't need a special, extra-spooky section of the library with all the secret books written in dead languages. Libraries are spooky enough by themselves.

* I was probably 25 years old before I realized "I want you inside me" wasn't referring to Zuul eating Peter's soul.
 
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The true through line for ghostbusters is sex jokes
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