Official Kiwi Farms Boo-Boo Thread - I had an oopsy

[George Lucas]

Fucked up my thumb and it’s bleeding everywhere. Now idea what happened. Can someone kiss it?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Ew, no. I don't want to touch your AIDS blood.

 

[Colon capital V]

Stick it up your butt and I heard it'll heal faster

 

[Axiom.]

Can't take a little pain? Get shoved back in the womb, faggot.

 

[NaggotFigger]

POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Definitely need to order a Tourniquet on Amazon ASAP and when the windlass snaps and you're bleeding out you can rest easy knowing there will be one less anime avatar in the world.

 

[FedraGlow]

the right side on my big toe has a ingrone nail i hurts when wearing boots

 

[Core Theorist]

One time I tripped when nobody was watching and it actually was less painful than normal. Soyence can't explain this...

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

That happened. I have the pictures of the pins in my hand. Used to have pictures of a really bad cut I had on my middle finger, and another on the middle knuckle on the same hand. I'm accident prone.

 

[Crex Crex]

I shat out my own lungs, liver and spleen. Is this a bad thing? Pls respond I'm worried.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

protip:

Boos don't follow if you look at them.

 

[anliteralidiot]

stubbed my toe fuck

 

[Staffy]

Booboos eh?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I pulled on it so hard, I ripped the skin