Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

[Meiwaku]

OTP, shorthand for "one true pairing", is a term often used in fictional genres to describe couples or characters you wish were couples.

This is a joke? thread for other users to debate who belongs with who based on their autistic postings.

Are they enemies to lovers? Missed connections? Have the same missing chromosome? Best buds who are in all the same threads yet never interact? List your OTPs and debate them.

My personal ONE TRUE PAIRING is Android Raptor + @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) . It'll never be the same place here without her randomly making everything about abortion... Their fights were that of autistic legend.



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Dating Bingo Card Blank:


Edit: please put your biological sex in your bingo card as well as if you're looking for a man/woman/tranny. I don't want you people to be DMing people who you think is one sex and turns out you're both dudes.

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Alternate Format:

EXAMPLE CASE:
To begin, someone (let's call him Bob Example) would fill out the card as shown, assigning a point value to each preference he lists:
Person A fills out this preference forum


Person B bubbles it in and sends it back with a scored total:



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[Toji Suzuhara]

@Pissmaster X @PeggieBigCock forever

 

[Spectate]

A @Axiom. @bear hammer and @Alex Hogendorp 3some would be pretty awesome.

 

[Axiom.]

@WelperHelper99 x @mitsuba :3 forever! -EVER!

 

[Meiwaku]

I personally think all the manhate thread girls and all the womanhate thread boys should just...

 

[Spectate]

@WelperHelper99 x @mitsuba :3 forever! -EVER!

Tiffany isn't Mormon, so it probably wouldn't work out. Tiffany's sister on the other hand...

 

[Meiwaku]

A @Axiom. @bear hammer and @Alex Hogendorp 3some would be pretty awesome.

Explain your reasoning

 

[Axiom.]

Tiffany isn't Mormon, so it probably wouldn't work out. Tiffany's sister on the other hand...

He can fix her, we all know he's too much of a king for a mere ordinary kiwi gf.

 

[Spectate]

Explain your reasoning

Bear hammer a-logs both Axiom and Alex off site, Axiom was the main one making fun of bear hammer's antics when he wasn't banned and is a Alex thread regular, Alex has simped like half of his thread regulars at this point while also wanting to kill all of them.
At this point all three should kiss and make up, have a happy little ending in a polycule.

 

[LargeChoonger]

@Null + OP (fag)

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I personally think all the manhate thread girls and all the womanhate thread boys should just...

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I've floated the idea before; everyone's always on about trad wives, that's not nearly exciting as a woman you can argue with about politics before eventually breaking down in furious boning.
I believe inside every trad wife is an angry feminist, and inside every angry feminist is a trad wife.

@Null + OP (fag)

Well I was just about to ask Meiwaku if she wanted to be my OTP but I can't compete with Josh, an alpha male internet forum administrator.

 

[Jobama]

Me + OP’s mom.

 

[The Connected Nose]

@Null + @Lidl Drip, of course. Unless Lidl is just a Null alt, which I'm still on the fence about...

 

[Hoi Polloi]

@WelperHelper99 x @mitsuba :3 forever! -EVER!

Does this mean Saber is single?

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Yes! Yessssssss!
@Sperg Spectating x @Generic Anime Girl
They even have matching Koishi gif profile pictures! He said it was because of that effort post he did, but I know better.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

A @Axiom. @bear hammer and @Alex Hogendorp 3some would be pretty awesome.

Sorry but Alex clearly loves @Toji Suzuhara and I'm sure if he keeps schizoposting and making kill lists Toji will come around.

I'm rooting for those crazy kids.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

@Hubelublub and @The Stranger

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Null and @Cowlick. A beautiful bromance.

 

[Bloitzhole]

@Just A Butt and @Wolfetone - two besties having it out over shenanigans like choking dad and throwing urine. Society just won't let them express their true feelings for eachother...

 

[ShiftyBoi]

You guys are all forgetting Jom-berlynne Reid, the all time OTP to end all OTPs.