official Q&A dating thread. what are you looking for in a significant other?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

we are often told Q&A is not a dating site but that changes today exchange info profiles and meet the love of your life in this Q&A thread everyones invited

 

[Lou Bega]

I want you.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I want honestas, fidelitas and pudentia in a woman.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I want you.

this is a no rape zone

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

She has to have ALL of my interests but also never talk to me and bring me sandwiches while naked that I didn't ask for and she has to have THREE SPIKES OF HAIR and MOTHER BEARING HIPS and also be younger than me and a virgin but also be really good at sex and she has to be my mommy with big mommy milkers but also clean up after me and make all my food and also have a job and make money because I refuse to work and

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

She has to have ALL of my interests but also never talk to me and bring me sandwiches while naked that I didn't ask for and she has to have THREE SPIKES OF HAIR and MOTHER BEARING HIPS and also be younger than me and a virgin but also be really good at sex and she has to be my mommy with big mommy milkers but also clean up after me and make all my food and also have a job and make money because I refuse to work and

sounds perfect.

 

[dick brain]

I don't have room in my life for anybody but if you're a fit libertarian tomboy I can make some.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

and also have a job and make money because I refuse to work and

I'm not sure if I can agree with your list Who's gonna make me chicken tendies?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I'm not sure if I can agree with your list Who's gonna make me chicken tendies?

She comes home during her lunch break to bring me a happy meal

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

are the women here fat?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

are the women here fat?

>thinking Q&A has true and honest women.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

>thinking Q&A has true and honest women.

not even fat women...?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

are the women here fat?

Let's just say Null made the beauty parlor because they were too "Healthy at Any Size" to fit on the rest of the site.

 

[Laburnum]

Someone who isn't a dirtbag like that Brian Griffin.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

She comes home during her lunch break to bring me a happy meal

I have never thought of it like that before. Anyways, I am stealing your requirements and making them my own.

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She has to have ALL of my interests but also never talk to me and bring me sandwiches while naked that I didn't ask for and she has to have THREE SPIKES OF HAIR and MOTHER BEARING HIPS and also be younger than me and a virgin but also be really good at sex and she has to be my mommy with big mommy milkers but also clean up after me and make all my food and also have a job and make money because I refuse to work and

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

She has to have ALL of my interests but also never talk to me and bring me sandwiches while naked that I didn't ask for and she has to have THREE SPIKES OF HAIR and MOTHER BEARING HIPS and also be younger than me and a virgin but also be really good at sex and she has to be my mommy with big mommy milkers but also clean up after me and make all my food and also have a job and make money because I refuse to work and

wait, no, i want that instead. gimme that too

 

[DankSmoker]

So fat she collapses in on herself and is sucked through time and space.

 

[Axiom.]

I'm open for business but no kissing on the mouth, that's gross.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm open for business but no kissing on the mouth, that's gross.

I'm going to kiss your giant stomach, because Joshua Conner Moon would do that.

 

[Axiom.]

I'm going to kiss your giant stomach, because Joshua Conner Moon would do that.

Lick the bellybutton clean, bb.