👌 What's wrong with being straight?

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You half the amount of ass you can get I guess

 

[The Cunting Death]

its not curvy

 

[Latvophile]

You're not Brave, Stunning and Unique enough. lol

 

[Screamer]

Being straight and happily living your life as a straight person is invalidating for queer people.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

You bully trans people into killing themselves and crash your car at gay pride parades.

 

[My Name is Ed]

It necessitates the involvement of a woman. That's never okay.

 

[Duke Nukem]

It can lead to inceldom especially in today's social and political climate.

 

[StalinMan53]

Straight is not gay enough.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Nothing is wrong.

 

[Bloatlord]

Nick Fuentes won't let you in America First.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

The way things are going, people will be put in camps for liking the opposite sex, and have their genitalia electrocuted until they conform.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Straight people can (usually) make babies and raise them to be the kind of human they want them to be. As an average person, this is the biggest impact you’ll make on the world. You’re passing on your genetics, ideologies and traditions.

Some people think that’s a problem.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

You half the amount of ass you can get I guess

But if you have all the ass available, the chances of getting FREE AIDS is doubled.

 

[El Goblina]

Matthew 19:3-12 (Emphasis mine)

The Pharisees also came unto [Jesus], tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so. And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry. But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given. For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

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Therefore, according to the teachings of Christ, as recorded by the apostle Matthew: If you are able to receive a command to discard sexuality for the sake of the kingdom of God, Jesus encourages you to do so. That said, it is not given to all, and if you choose against it, that's your choice, and I'm not going to disparage you for it. But Christ teaches a higher calling.

This is a very unpopular teaching around the fake-Christian, racialized "IF YOU AREN'T HAVING WHITE BABIES YOU'RE A RACE TRAITOR AND TRAITOR TO EVROPA" morons.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

its not curvy

this. this is the answer

 

[Account]

Not inclusive to non-euclidean geometries.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

But if you have all the ass available, the chances of getting FREE AIDS is doubled.

Is AIDS not over now? Is it not Ukraine thats the current thing?

 

[Law]

Straight people can (usually) make babies and raise them to be the kind of human they want them to be.

Are you the kind of person your parents wanted you to be? Do you share the ideologies of your parents?