On purchasing Wikipedia accounts for the sole purpose of disruption

[Dan Schneider]

I’m wondering how much an extended confirmed account (500 edits, 30 day age) would go for. Assuming that on the English Wikipedia, extended confirmed users account for less than 2% of all editors (around probably 70-100k), what would the market price be for one of these accounts?

Is there even a market for this and how much would these accounts run for? If not, how would someone go about purchasing bulk logins? I’m being 100% serious with this and I want actual answers.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Wiki mods have pretty intense autism & the ones on Wikipedia are likely low level feds as well. The site overall ranks pretty high on things used to actively control whatever narrative is going on. It's not like Reddit where someone can pilot a fleet of sockpuppet bot accounts to fool people into buying crypto moonshot crap. Your only probable chance of success is doing what that one Scottish language troll did. Even then you'd probably only succeed at editing small pages.

 

[Just A Butt]

imagine being such a faggot that you're willing to pay for a wikipedia account

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I haven't updated anything in a long time and constant updates slowed sometime in the mid-2010s but my Wikipedia account is sixteen years old. It's not my firstborn child--and I can part with it with the right price, but five figures is probably out of your budget.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If you make sussy edits, even subtle ones, eventually a clown car of weirdos will descend on the scene and the account will be watched or killed.

Unless you have a business reason to do it, like promoting or cleaning up the image of companies, politicians, and celebs, I wouldn't bother.

 

[Incorrect Password]

The wikipedia fagmins spend 0 time outside and will sniff you out within 10 minutes if your edits.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Big accounts have been slapped for very subtle activity and, like unpaid interns waiting for that big score, everyone is watching everything.
It's a worthless endeavor and a very gay op.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Purchase? I have several throwaway accounts + edit at at will on occasion.

"Disruption" is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

as I understand it the high rankers on wikipedia are all one flesh with their terminals and have a daily nutrient slurry provided for them in exchange for their service, so I do not believe they have the need or necessary appendages to accept money