On site cow behavior and its terrible consequences - (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

[SofondaCox]

Cows aren't encouraged to come here and post in their own threads, but it sure does happen, and some small adjustments should be made for fairness.

NO cow should have the ability to block their detractors. They came here knowing their detractors congregate here, meaning they are some flavor of exhibitionist. Why would they be given the privilege of lengthy spergouts, traumatic photo sharing (looking at you @SamanthaPrater), tantrums, and diatribes while not seeing the words of witnesses? Innocent users are being harmed when their rapier wit is foiled by their own beloved website.

Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you to consider the mental wellness and quality of life of your fellow farmers. This twisted injustice must not stand.

If a clown wishes to speak, they may do so, but they must in turn be willing to listen. A thread is not a point of pride, and should never be a source of pleasure or satisfaction. I formally request that cows lose this privilege. If they have the audacity to show up and rave like misshapen retarded slugs, they must bear the verbal consequences.

Please agree with me immediately. Thank you!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I don't care, but I voted anyway.

 

[SofondaCox]

I don't care, but I voted anyway.

How dare you.
They came for the farmers, and you said "meh, idc" and ambled to the gulag. Sad!

 

[Doktor Grimm]

I say remove the block feature entirely. We're all on-site cows when you think about it.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

There is a block feature? What kind of pussy would use that?

 

[DickMain]

There is a block feature? What kind of pussy would use that?

Evil Emmie, in her own thread for starters. OP references it, but she has a habit of getting btfo'd by users new to her thread before she goes 'BLOCKED' then pretends that because 'nobody else but you is talking everybody else left' that she won or something.

Also she's fat and I would not fuck her sad tits.

 

[Dyn]

No, if yelling at a cow gets you blocked then maybe less retards will turn threads into nothing but retards yelling at cows for years on end.

 

[SofondaCox]

No, if yelling at a cow gets you blocked then maybe less retards will turn threads into nothing but retards yelling at cows for years on end.

I'm do not care for this reply, as I can't think of a sufficient rebuttal. Keep in mind, I'm retarded - you've accomplished nothing.

 

[Hellwalker]

Hey! That's not cool you asshole

 

[NoBueno]

From what I saw browsing the threads, the male lolcows are banned in short order if they break the rules. The female cows are kept around in the hopes she will have an episode and post nudes.

 

[break these cuffs]

From what I saw browsing the threads, the male lolcows are banned in short order if they break the rules. The female cows are kept around in the hopes she will have an episode and post nudes.

They're sending null feet pics in dms.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Nah, fuck 'em.

They're here either for attention or some misguided attempt to defend themselves. They can ignore that this place exists otherwise, or can easily ignore notifications like I do from time to time.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Nah, fuck 'em.

They're here either for attention or some misguided attempt to defend themselves. They can ignore that this place exists otherwise, or can easily ignore notifications like I do from time to time.

We've completely lost the ability to just not look at that which offends us.

Now, it all has to be clap backs and mic drops, because ignoring things doesn't win you social media clout.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Cows have as much right to block as you do. It's more funny that they'd use it, to me, anyway.

 

[Meat Target]

I say remove the block feature entirely. We're all on-site cows when you think about it.

Seeing a bunch of hidden posts with "user grinds your gears" is almost more annoying and disruptive than the person you blocked.

 

[Treatlerite]

I say remove the block feature entirely. We're all on-site cows when you think about it.

I'd argue the feature is less like a block and more like putting a lampshade over someone pointing and laughing at you, since it simply hides their posts (which is very funny imo). Unless they're also prevented from messaging you entirely? I wouldn't know the full details.

 

[DickMain]

Hey! That's not cool you asshole
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DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If you let them block people, they're more likely to stick around and say insane shit.