One Armed Clown with Makeshift Machete Limb Arrested.

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Only in Maine would they have perps pose for a glamour shot leaning on the cruiser.

"Ayeyuh, we got a clown down this way. Looks like he's got a sword arm. Ayeyuh, second paved road road on your right."
 
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I read the link before clicking it and assumed this happened in Hollis, Queens in NYC.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
Welp. There is a reason Stephen King based all his novels in Maine. Is there a Maine equivalent of the Florida Man?
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Obviously, the movie made out of his novel about being kidnapped by a tumblr fan angry about him saying in an interview that his characters really weren't all black trannies with vitiligo.

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Best part when you unmask the clown prowling the woods it isn't even some kid but a creepy 30-year old bearded guy with an arm stump. Out of the frying pan into the rapist.
 
neverendingmidi said:
Told my mother about this, and she said "Sounds like a Stephen King book."

Then I told her it happened in Maine.

"It is a Stephen King book."
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It's great free advertising for the revamp of IT. The studio would be smart to solicit these people on Craigslist around the release date, pay them 40 bucks to walk around their neighborhood at night in a mask before opening day.
 
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