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If you could only have one wish granted. Something realistic not like become a God or some shit. What would it be.
Only one wish
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Yeeb-Renzo
kiwifarms.net
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Could I use that wish to grant me more wishes?
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Sure but only one at a time so it's an endless loop until you choose.
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I'd wish every man on earth became circumcised.
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Infinite $$$ because I'm a shallow whore.
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Make every single lolcow in the world reform
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That's a very kind wish.
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i'd wish for a job
...that isn't absolute shit
...that isn't absolute shit
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I'd wish to switch places with the happiest man in the United States, and then have sex with his wife.
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Well
New lolcows would slowly appear and we'd have a whole new batch to laugh at.
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We'd finally be free to do what the farms were designed to do
Make a sex mansion where all the kiwis would fuck @Heretics on Holiday daily.
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I'd wish for eternal youth, and vigor.
Failing that, I'd settle for being Nick Cave.
Failing that, I'd settle for being Nick Cave.
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To go back in time and restart my life. But I get to keep my current knowledge and mind. Not only would it mean I'd be the smartest kindergartener ever but I'd get to recognize the people no longer with me and let them know that I love them.
Corny shit like that.
Corny shit like that.
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God-tiered art skills and decent confidence in order to create a decent livelihhod for myself.
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Move all the people that are ruining to California to New York so they can never leave. So I can move back.