🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Mr. Manchester said:
I know there's vehicle mods out there. Maybe cut your speed in half so you're forced to use a scooter.
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You can perma-cripple the player's feet and force him to walk, which would make movement speed a glorified limp and force players to hop on a scooter or some other vehicle. Probably doable, altho it would make combat a miserable pain the ass. Maybe doods can figure it out and create a sniper or pacifist build instead.
Ras_Al_Goy said:
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Say what you want about Brian, even as a wetbrain he knows never to relax around niggers.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Say what you want about Brian, even as a wetbrain he knows never to relax around niggers.
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He is a huge coward when he is litty tho. His mouth writes checks his ass can't cash.

I've seen people half his size slap him around even when his leg was normal.

He is a little bitch when he is litty. Maybe when he is sober too idk

I know the type when they are drunk. They can be beaten and robbed and still be apologizing for complaining. Some sort of alcohol effect on the brain stem, which controls self preservation.
 
30+GameOvers said:
You can perma-cripple the player's feet and force him to walk, which would make movement speed a glorified limp and force players to hop on a scooter or some other vehicle. Probably doable, altho it would make combat a miserable pain the ass. Maybe doods can figure it out and create a sniper or pacifist build instead.

Say what you want about Brian, even as a wetbrain he knows never to relax around niggers.
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Maybe if you could use the scooter to melee, but there's a chance of falling over. Maybe a fun mini game where you struggle to get up for an added challenge. That and you can have a companion fight for you, even if they do bitch about ruining their couch with leg hole fluids.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Maybe if you could use the scooter to melee, but there's a chance of falling over. Maybe a fun mini game where you struggle to get up for an added challenge. That and you can have a companion fight for you, even if they do bitch about ruining their couch with leg hole fluids.
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Nah, gamebryo is a piece of shit engine that isn't capable of that, at most you could maybe do some damage by riding people over, but there is no mechanics for getting knocked down(the vehicle explodes at zero health and player gets killed ala old 3D GTA games). Doesn't sound like a fun time either way dood, figure it out.
 
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Imagine being such a pathetic, irrelevant faggot that you not only try to suck clout off Blade's stump but you do it when you know he's leaving so you wouldn't be able to make it anyway. Being an annoying side character in a Lit Romney stream isn't gonna revive your dead gay content you retards. Here's a suggestion that would get crazy viewership though, maybe go to some burned-out shack in Mexico and fight Geezer to the death. Winner ropes.
 
Vegas provides yet again!!!
Here's Blade's fall on friday from his stream's POV.


Officer PPP comes to kick Blade out of the OYO. He asks "Are you just coming back from the hospital?" completely oblivious to the night's littyness.


Blade takes shots with Buzz Lightyear and Lego Spiderman.


Geezer is at home seething about Blade and, speak of the devil, he rings the doorbell.


I'm a little scared about what scooter content might look like when he gets back to Washington. When Blade falls face first into a ditch back home, he won't have an army of snipers ready to rescue him. It's also gonna get cold as fuck soon, that's not gonna help. Though knowing him he'll just go back to nontent desktop streams and the littyness will go on hiatus.
 
Jace on ice said:
Blade is right.

Geezer is poor and should die in a fire dood.
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Ide be pretty mad if stump juice got my couch.

But to speak openly here...Geezer is clearly on pills or meth. I know a baser when I see one, their angry, sad, cool, emotional, raging, energetic and tired...all in the same conversation. This fits geezers personality perfectly and I've seen it all too often being a Floridian where this shit is rampant here. The dead give away is the obsession and griping over trivial shit non stop.

Watch that space ..he is on the fentanyl 500 track by the end of the decade
 
I don't know anything about this Geezer loser but people in this thread who have watched him before say it is normal for him to think strangers are stalking him when he goes out. So he is paranoid. Which can be caused by, and is exacerbated by, smoking weed.

Does he have a job? If not how does he pay his way?
 
I fear we might be in for a small contont drought. The hospital trip is gonna be a doozy for him, and I expect Brian to not want to monetize his sadness, persons.

Shouldn't be too long, but I predict we'll have to wait for the bleak outlook his doctors give him to be cured by his wet brain before he figures it out not give a fuck again. Ayooo!

Maybe I'm wrong. Whatever. Traffic's a bitch, dewd.

 
Random5678 said:
Years ago a screenshot of his bank account was leaked on IP2 and he had around $250k in savings from what I recall. He did have a job for most of his life but I have no idea what it was.
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imagine not buying real estate :stress:

holy shit. why are early millenial lolcows so fucking dumb with money

Infact. My entire generation was and is still dumb with money. They avoided housing like a plague because of trauma of 2008 until 2020 then piled in at all time high prices only to get rugpulled again like their parents did
 
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