🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Blade is doing well getting drunk on the street doing jager shots


Early he got rejected from buying a drink. And a dono reminded him of what a depressing retard he was


Attlia and Blade fight, with blade's ass hanging out of his pants
 
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Chicken Neck Nelly said:
Just imagining being in any of their shoes actually makes my stomach mildly ill. Probably because I used to drink a fair bit and thinking about the massive hangovers Blade must endure on a regular basis is gutwrenching.
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As someone that most people would refer to as an alcoholic, I can tell you that you stop getting hangovers at a certain point, especially if you don’t stop drinking.

The more I see of Blade though, the more I’m convinced that he isn’t gaining weight, he’s retaining fluid and his liver has completely failed.
 
JethroTullamore said:
As someone that most people would refer to as an alcoholic, I can tell you that you stop getting hangovers at a certain point, especially if you don’t stop drinking.

The more I see of Blade though, the more I’m convinced that he isn’t gaining weight, he’s retaining fluid and his liver has completely failed.
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I heard this before from my friend who is a hardcore alcoholic. I did drink a lot at one point but I would stop after a couple days and give myself a break and never experienced the no hangover phase. Either way, I don't think Blade feels good ever and I imagine he hasn't had a solid shit in years lol
 
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JethroTullamore said:
As someone that most people would refer to as an alcoholic, I can tell you that you stop getting hangovers at a certain point, especially if you don’t stop drinking.

The more I see of Blade though, the more I’m convinced that he isn’t gaining weight, he’s retaining fluid and his liver has completely failed.
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It's called ascites

Either way the complete lack of muscle coupled with huge gut is distressing and old boy is just trying to kill himself through alcohol. It's really sad.
 
Eating like a KANG
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I feel like Blade is seriously about to die soon :( he is a garbage human being but I guess he was sort of interesting to watch for background noise sometimes.
 
kendraObscura said:
I feel like Blade is seriously about to die soon :( he is a garbage human being but I guess he was sort of interesting to watch for background noise sometimes.
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Nah he's almost as resilient as the PigRoach himself. Remember when we were speculating about his ulcerous toe and the time of the upcoming amputation?
 
Kino drunk blade content, with half of his face covered in spray paint
 
Dope's commentary on the situation

Blade is getting his head shaved..
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the give him a hitler 'stache with the leftover wig

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A a a little reminder of Blade back in 2020 btw
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Blade after getting it all shaved off
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Some great clips of black out Blade getting fucked with. Not already posted. credit to ip2
I'll list by what I think are the best, not necessarily in chronological order.

The best
Chicken sprays Blade with paint.


Chicken shaves Blade's head.


MacGyver fingers Blade


I'd put the "Die Nigger" Adolf Risso clip here but its in the post above already.

JCup's nasty wig is glued to Blade's head and an attempt is made to shave his back.


Immediately after, Blade tries to escape.


Chicken finds him and gets the wig attached for good this time.


Other great clips from earlier in the night
Chicken makes a hot dog on blacked out Blade's gunt.


Chicken tries to clean up Zombie Blade by pouring water on him, gets pressed a lil bit.


Zombie Blade attacks Chicken, who defends himself with a pillow. YUP. Then Chicken sticks an orange in Blade's butt crack.


Chicken tries to shut Blade up by taping his mouth closed.


In order to get him in this state, they had to get Lit Romney to show up.
MacGyver gets Blade to take more shots, him and Chicken walk away and talk about what they're going to do next to Blade when he passes out


Chicken Andy and Lit Romney roughhouse a lil bit


"I'm Lit Romney and I'm gettin fucked up Dood"


Blade turns around to go piss somewhere, falls down, has to be picked up


Chicken convinces Lit Romney to take a shot of piss


MacGyver and the other guy from Slab City both confirm it was piss that Blade drank


Chicken and others successfully transport Lit Romney, who's larping as a beached whale, "safely" to the RV for more terror.

That's Ayoo folks!
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Its gonna be a RV full of blade yes men like Orange and Brony andy and with bighands being there, there will be no content. Just a mobile couch stream....
 
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