🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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moonman1488 said:
Blade has switched to the hard stuff for his last several streams, he's been drinking Jack and Crown Royal (barf). Jager is only like 30%. Is Blade making the healthy choice as a diabetic and switching to alcohol that has slightly less sugar in it?

Yes I know that Bec waters down everything
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Hes dealing with Bec fucking Capt. HIV
 
I remember watching blade's COD gaming highlights back in the early 2010s he was really good, can't believe hes fallen off so hard that he's getting drunk and is accosted by minorities for a living now

also heard his girl wont even marry him after he's asked her multiple times. lol
 
Anyone got an eyeball estimate of how much he pulls down each stream from the donations to trigger a Text-to-speech message?

I know he uses a variety of tactics to drive donations
-Calling every other stream a "firesale" because you can trigger TTS for only $3, similar to JC penneys pricing strategy where everything is constantly "on sale" to trigger urgency and drive sales
-The TTS triggers a loud WOO! noise from a Lil Jon song or something so it often startles other people who are unlucky enough to have the sickly alcoholic wander near them even if Blade shows almost no reaction or response to a donation besides a flat thank you
-He does shots of Jaeger for each donation but Becky steps on the bottle before hand and cuts it with water or soda to bring the ABV% down and then Blade subsequently is mixing the shots with Sugarless Red Bull

even still I am wondering if he is making enough money to justify this in any way. The Jaeger is expensive, so are the red bulls, the premium Newport menthol cigs, the clothes he is probably constantly ruining because alcoholics sweat a substance like vinegar, the cost of the RV+gas+traveling to new cities, and ofc the massive damage he is doing to his body.

any ideas?
 
SupSilver said:
Anyone got an eyeball estimate of how much he pulls down each stream from the donations to trigger a Text-to-speech message?

I know he uses a variety of tactics to drive donations
-Calling every other stream a "firesale" because you can trigger TTS for only $3, similar to JC penneys pricing strategy where everything is constantly "on sale" to trigger urgency and drive sales
-The TTS triggers a loud WOO! noise from a Lil Jon song or something so it often startles other people who are unlucky enough to have the sickly alcoholic wander near them even if Blade shows almost no reaction or response to a donation besides a flat thank you
-He does shots of Jaeger for each donation but Becky steps on the bottle before hand and cuts it with water or soda to bring the ABV% down and then Blade subsequently is mixing the shots with Sugarless Red Bull

even still I am wondering if he is making enough money to justify this in any way. The Jaeger is expensive, so are the red bulls, the premium Newport menthol cigs, the clothes he is probably constantly ruining because alcoholics sweat a substance like vinegar, the cost of the RV+gas+traveling to new cities, and ofc the massive damage he is doing to his body.

any ideas?
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routinely updates blades dono counters for streams
 
SalmaoneSlaamper said:
Is there a proper photo of oumb before he became an alcoholic?
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He was still a fatboy, just with more teeth
Blade Age 12:

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TurdMcdermit said:
people are spamming that this dude is dead any truth to that?
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For now, it's probably some silly hoax because he didn't answer his friends back on the phone and did not stream for a few days. However, it wouldn't be surprising to find out that he's dead because of the amount of alcohol this blob intakes.


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