🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Bec recently bought a "weed" pipe, here is Blade smoking out of it:

 
basedman said:
Bec recently bought a "weed" pipe, here is Blade smoking out of it:

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That's a one hitter for weed, if what you're implying is that he's smoking something harder. Good luck smoking anything that's not a plant out of that. You'd burn half your load shoving the lighter straight down the barrel if you just loaded it with meth/whatever straight up. Meth/crack is usually smoked out of pipes with bulbs, but if he was using something like this you'd see him apply the flame to the glass and not directly to the material.

Literally any smoke shop has a big jar of them on the counter for like $2. It's kinda funny that a grown woman with a daughter bought one since idk who would buy one who's over high school age.
 
Carl Fuck said:
That's a one hitter for weed, if what you're implying is that he's smoking something harder. Good luck smoking anything that's not a plant out of that. You'd burn half your load shoving the lighter straight down the barrel if you just loaded it with meth/whatever straight up. Meth/crack is usually smoked out of pipes with bulbs, but if he was using something like this you'd see him apply the flame to the glass and not directly to the material.

Literally any smoke shop has a big jar of them on the counter for like $2. It's kinda funny that a grown woman with a daughter bought one since idk who would buy one who's over high school age.
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Didn't mean to insinuate it's anything other than weed. It's funny because it looks like a crack pipe: clear glass tube, burnt at the end. Crack can definitely be smoked out of something like this with some brillo as a screen/stopper.
 
basedman said:
Bec recently bought a "weed" pipe, here is Blade smoking out of it:

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I see that he still doesnt inhale weed

basedman said:
Didn't mean to insinuate it's anything other than weed. It's funny because it looks like a crack pipe: clear glass tube, burnt at the end. Crack can definitely be smoked out of something like this with some brillo as a screen/stopper.
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You're right that it can be used to smoke crack, but its proven that its only weed cuz Blade didnt inhale. If it was anything else he would probably inhale
 
Saw on ip2
Blade is really good at parking.
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Don't know the story yet.
 
SicknessForTheThiccness said:
I remember that time the RV rolled in a nearly flat parking lot because Bec forgot to use the parking brake or some shit. I'm busting a gut at the idea of the damn RV breaking free and rolling down that hill in their damn sleep, while a Jager-sedated Romney screams "RANCH!".
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Given how this sexpest retard can't even manage to entertain me w/ death or amputation when he has necrotiserende fasciitis or w/e that is in his corpse trotter, you gotta not cocktease me with abstract scenarios like this, man...

Tard Teflon really is the exception to all laws & probabilities of natural law....
 
So the story Blade has told police and insurance:
Bec was gone at the store. He was driving the RV uphill, the brakes completely went out (they knew the brakes were failing and had failed to fix or maintain them, the parking/emergency brake also didn't function). It was foggy and the roads were slick. When he realized he couldn't see good enough to steer it down the hill, he decided to force it into the ditch. He felt the impact, the RV got crunchy on the inside, and he called Bec before even getting out to check what he had hit.

He almost broke into tears recalling these events.
 
ONLYtotalMErv
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ONLYattackMEpowergrid

RIP to the Jägermeister palace, blade says he's getting a house and most of the other IP2 RVs are being retired. It seems like this era of content which ran from pre-covid is coming to a close.
 
Blade has been attempting to get back into streaming games. The prebuilt he bought is indeed a shitbox and he’s running MW2 on lowest settings and getting raped by Adderall addicted teens.
 
moonman1488 said:
Blade has been attempting to get back into streaming games. The prebuilt he bought is indeed a shitbox and he’s running MW2 on lowest settings and getting raped by Adderall addicted teens.
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I don't know why he didn't just buy a PS5 or at least an xbox series s. Did he ever talk about specs or if the PC even has a graphics card?
 
Gaming streams are something else

PC setup on the kitchenette small dinner table of a budget Holiday Inn extended stay room, Minute rice sat solemnly atop the fridge, only accompanied by a jar of unopened mayonnaise. Countertop already littered with various trash. Every 10 or 15 minutes Blade proclaims "I need a cig dood" and gets up to smoke outside the hotel without taking stream with him. Bec spends most of the time laying on the bed and not on camera. On breaks blade puts on one of the various youtube videos discussing where his career went wrong or leaves on some basketball american music.

It's poverty, and its pure kino
 
Fortyone said:
I don't know why he didn't just buy a PS5 or at least an xbox series s. Did he ever talk about specs or if the PC even has a graphics card?
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He said he tried to buy a PS5 which are still on backorder despite having no fucking games to play. No idea why he didn't just get an Xbox. But this is a man who sits around all day in an RV and doesn't exercise or go outside, yet bought the newest Apple Watch Ultra which costs $800. Blade is going to become Brendan Frasier from The Whale.
SupSilver said:
Gaming streams are something else

PC setup on the kitchenette small dinner table of a budget Holiday Inn extended stay room, Minute rice sat solemnly atop the fridge, only accompanied by a jar of unopened mayonnaise. Countertop already littered with various trash. Every 10 or 15 minutes Blade proclaims "I need a cig dood" and gets up to smoke outside the hotel without taking stream with him. Bec spends most of the time laying on the bed and not on camera. On breaks blade puts on one of the various youtube videos discussing where his career went wrong or leaves on some basketball american music.

It's poverty, and its pure kino
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Both of them look even more ratchet in HD.
 
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