🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Mama Blade called him and told him to not come home. Stream kept cutting out but she seemed to think he drove drunk on NYE.

Doesn’t matter now because Lit Romney is here and he’s litty. . “WHAT UP, RAPTURE BABY NIGGERS?”.
 
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OMFG DUDE I JUST LOST BOSSMAN AND NOW BLADE JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR PISSING IN FRONT OF COPS. SO FUCKING RIGGED DUDE :lossmanjack:
 
Mama Blade called him and told him to not come home. Stream kept cutting out but she seemed to think he drove drunk on NYE.
Mama Blade trying to cuck content with a troll call. Most unbecoming of the hype, persons.

arrested for pissing right in front of cops AHAHAHA

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Courtesy of dogsmasterrace, XNoface, and IP2Lurker (IP2Always).
Apparently Blade made $742.20 in 2 hours 30 minutes, two nukes:
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The one zoomer who remembered Blade from his COD days and took a selfie with Brian (with an i):
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OMFG DUDE I JUST LOST BOSSMAN AND NOW BLADE JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR PISSING IN FRONT OF COPS. SO FUCKING RIGGED DUDE :lossmanjack:
It’s the Seattle metro area, dude. They’re softer than Blade’s dick after a bottle of jaeger when it comes to petty crime. Worst he’ll get is a night in the drunk tank and a slap on the wrist.

Those 2 tactical nuke donos are going straight to his legal fees though.
 
It’s the Seattle metro area, dude. They’re softer than Blade’s dick after a bottle of jaeger when it comes to petty crime. Worst he’ll get is a night in the drunk tank and a slap on the wrist.

Those 2 tactical nuke donos are going straight to his legal fees though.
I checked the King County Jail Roster and he wasn’t booked there. Also checked Issaquah Jail since Bellevue PD sometimes sends people there, not there either.
 
I checked the King County Jail Roster and he wasn’t booked there. Also checked Issaquah Jail since Bellevue PD sometimes sends people there, not there either.
Wherever they were, it was somewhere with a Dick’s Drive In. Only the Seattle-Tacoma metro area has those.
I swear I saw him and Tyler go live outside Athene again before they called it a night. The VOD for it is gone.

Blade is not in custody.

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There was plot armor in that bottle of Jaegermeister
 
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