🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Mommy just called to remind him she's watching the stream and to not drink - the cameraman had to walk away for a bit while Blade coerced her into allowing him to drink since he a) had a DD b) was not at the apartment

 

[Marche]

No toxicity

 

[HexFag]

 

[Agares]

"I'll hurry up and die so you can drink yourself to death" - Mama Blade.

 

[Marche]

ayo

 

[Agares]

Mama Blade called him and told him to not come home. Stream kept cutting out but she seemed to think he drove drunk on NYE.

Doesn’t matter now because Lit Romney is here and he’s litty. . “WHAT UP, RAPTURE BABY NIGGERS?”.

 

[SodaDog]

Mama Blade called him and told him to not come home. Stream kept cutting out but she seemed to think he drove drunk on NYE.

Homeless arc ayo

 

[Agares]

A ween called into the stream and Blade just yelled slurs at him over speaker phone.

 

[Marche]

arrested for pissing right in front of cops AHAHAHA

 

[An YTMND User]

OMFG DUDE I JUST LOST BOSSMAN AND NOW BLADE JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR PISSING IN FRONT OF COPS. SO FUCKING RIGGED DUDE

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Blade starting 2026 off strong

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Dude why do they call it "Dick's" if you aren't supposed to whip it out there? Such bullshit.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Mama Blade called him and told him to not come home. Stream kept cutting out but she seemed to think he drove drunk on NYE.

Mama Blade trying to cuck content with a troll call. Most unbecoming of the hype, persons.

arrested for pissing right in front of cops AHAHAHA

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With chat:

Above clips courtesy of Ccccccccccc.

Spoiler: More clips.

Courtesy of dogsmasterrace, XNoface, and IP2Lurker (IP2Always).
Apparently Blade made $742.20 in 2 hours 30 minutes, two nukes:

The one zoomer who remembered Blade from his COD days and took a selfie with Brian (with an i):

 

[Fortyone]

Mama Blade trying to cuck content with a troll call. Most unbecoming of the hype, persons.
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With chat:
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All clips courtesy of Ccccccccccc.

Mama blade is quickly becoming the villain of the OUMB universe. I wonder if him being arrested for public pissing will screw up his caretaker status?

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

LEMME PEE DOOD

 

[Agares]

OMFG DUDE I JUST LOST BOSSMAN AND NOW BLADE JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR PISSING IN FRONT OF COPS. SO FUCKING RIGGED DUDE

It’s the Seattle metro area, dude. They’re softer than Blade’s dick after a bottle of jaeger when it comes to petty crime. Worst he’ll get is a night in the drunk tank and a slap on the wrist.

Those 2 tactical nuke donos are going straight to his legal fees though.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

It’s the Seattle metro area, dude. They’re softer than Blade’s dick after a bottle of jaeger when it comes to petty crime. Worst he’ll get is a night in the drunk tank and a slap on the wrist.

Those 2 tactical nuke donos are going straight to his legal fees though.

I checked the King County Jail Roster and he wasn’t booked there. Also checked Issaquah Jail since Bellevue PD sometimes sends people there, not there either.

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

VOD nuked? Are there no archives, person?

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

I swear I saw him and Tyler go live outside Athene again before they called it a night. The VOD for it is gone.

Blade is not in custody.

 

[Agares]

I checked the King County Jail Roster and he wasn’t booked there. Also checked Issaquah Jail since Bellevue PD sometimes sends people there, not there either.

Wherever they were, it was somewhere with a Dick’s Drive In. Only the Seattle-Tacoma metro area has those.

I swear I saw him and Tyler go live outside Athene again before they called it a night. The VOD for it is gone.

Blade is not in custody.

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There was plot armor in that bottle of Jaegermeister