🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

Ayooo, he's back home and drinking already. Mama blade reported her car stolen but I guess the police didn't catch him actually driving it so he got very lucky.
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I guess the title does hold some truth, this time it IS different. Pretty insane stream and it just keeps going almost like he never streamed last night. The firesales shall continue no matter what persons.
 
Blade explains what happened last night/this morning. Did not get a DUI.
 
Blade explains what happened last night/this morning. Did not get a DUI.View attachment 8807032
What kinda bullshit is that? How fucking retarded is the cops there? If his mom's car is there at the liquor store, and he's at the liquor store, and his mom isn't at the liquor store with him, and he blows a fuckin .22, gee I guess he lead the car there on a leash I guess!
Also you're in public hammered as fuck. Is public intoxication not a crime in that shithole?
 
He's been passed out all day from what I can tell. And he's still live.
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Jesus Christ, a .222 is fucking insane.
There's worse. But 0.222 after being in deathdrunk territory and having body parts amputated is definitely insane. They're chopping parts of his body because they have become gangrenous and he is eagerly going ahead with the consequences.
 
Brian is a piece of shit, but its still sad as fuck watching this man kill himself in real time via alcohol. People have been saying for years that he is at death's door, but looking at that half a foot rotting, he is definitely sitting drunk outside of said door.
its been what like a month maybe 2 and hes already drinking himself to death again after sobriety
 
its been what like a month maybe 2 and hes already drinking himself to death again after sobriety
If getting diabetes and losing half of his foot wasn't a wake-up call to get his shit together nothing will. Nothing. Some people are lost causes, and he is one of them. We've been following this train wreck long enough to know that. A part of me feels bad for him, and another part doesn't because he is a grown ass man that has his own free will to do what he wants. I just feel bad for the person that finds him dead. He will die on stream laying in the proverbial bed he made.
 
Blade explains what happened last night/this morning. Did not get a DUI.View attachment 8807032
This is, in my opinion, scientific proof of lolcow plot armor. No one else could blow a 0.22 after driving and being called on, and NOT be arrested.
They could have at least easily gotten him on public intoxication, but he just got to go back home after driving half passed out to the liquor store, where he could have hit someone and killed them being this drunk.
 
If getting diabetes and losing half of his foot wasn't a wake-up call to get his shit together nothing will. Nothing. Some people are lost causes, and he is one of them. We've been following this train wreck long enough to know that. A part of me feels bad for him, and another part doesn't because he is a grown ass man that has his own free will to do what he wants. I just feel bad for the person that finds him dead. He will die on stream laying in the proverbial bed he made.
hes like wings of redemption where i want to feel sympathy for him but i can't because they won't change
 
I'm honestly worried about the guy. He's clearly going through some shit this has to be one of his lowest moments going on a bender in his dying mothers apartment while she's in the next room and can hear everything. And WTF is up with his amputated foot? Idk anything about amputations but should it still be bleeding and infected after all this time?? It's crazy how for over a decade people have been saying "Blade only has like a couple years left" I feel like that is now more true than ever. He is going to lose the whole leg and he's going to spiral even more with the drinking but how low can he possibly go? Homeless? He can't get a place because of callers but he will be able to have a steady income from streaming so is he just going to continue doing firesales for the next 5 years till he OD's or complications from alcohol poisoning? He's caught in this cycle right now of sleeping, waking up to drink more, then falling back asleep, repeat. I've been caught in that cycle before it's hard to break out of but when you have monetary incentive to do stay in it?? Dude is cooked
 
This is, in my opinion, scientific proof of lolcow plot armor. No one else could blow a 0.22 after driving and being called on, and NOT be arrested.
They could have at least easily gotten him on public intoxication, but he just got to go back home after driving half passed out to the liquor store, where he could have hit someone and killed them being this drunk.
If the cops didn’t actually witness him drive, it’s a tough case to make and a reasonably competent DUI lawyer could get it tossed. As far as public intoxication, you’re not getting arrested for that in the Seattle area unless it’s on top of something else. This is an area where entire blocks are filled with fent addicts nodding off and tweakers running bike chop shops in parks. Granted, Kirkland is ultra-bougie so there’s not much of that there, but still, if he wasn’t causing a scene he wasn’t going to get arrested.
 
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