🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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sharp lint said:
So we need a poll on how much further they're going to have to amputate his leg next.

Blade had his toes removed 6 months ago, right? They should in no way be bleeding still.
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Isn't that the whole thing with untreated 'beetus? Wounds refuse to heal? The way he stumbles around he might be frequently aggravating any cuts and reopening them.

Surreal that with his tendency to leave streams running after passing out, there's a strong chance we'll be able to guess at, if not precisely see the moment he departs this world.
 
Mark Carney said:
He's gonna live another 10 years I bet. People have been saying blade will die, and lose his legs in a matter of months for years. He just figures it out person.
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I'M LOSING ME BOTH LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS, AIN'T GOT HOLES IN BOTH OF MY LEGS
 
xXWild_DripXx said:
I can already see the DSP gifs when he dies.
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I kind of hope Blade somehow outlives dsp, but at the rate he's going it's not looking too likely unfortunately. I guess Washington isn't big enough for 2 alcoholic lolcows. If anything, the situation is pretty sad since he did manage to get sober for a while, but ultimately Blade did get himself to where he is now.
 
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LetMeSleepDude said:
How likely is it Blade was given opiates after the surgery and that caused the spiral for him to start drinking again?
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He would have had to get a liver function test and chances are the options for the doctor were limited.

That is one of the reasons dying of alcoholism is fucking miserable. As the liver dies, medication doesn't work the same as it used to.
 
Blade has been at deaths door for years: luckily though it's a revolving door and the lord has been sending him back to us each time for more content 🙏🏿

One day when his lifestyle has fully caught up he will transcend his temporal form to spend eternity being tormented by Orange.

In years after, unsuspecting African-American teenagers will be experimenting with a ouija board and be visited by the ghost of Blade, only to be unceremoniously bombarded with gales of racial slurs.
 
HansKlokBier said:
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Wheelchair arc incoming?
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I grabbed a copy and quickly clipped this, shows his legs in detail.

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