🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Capgras Delusion said:
It would be incredibly funny if he joined thinking that it'd be a group of actual fans going on about how litty and awesome he is only to find out that they were all clowning on him.
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It would be funny if it didn't devolve into buddy-trolling and gayops like most of these things do. Lolcow "managers" are a plague and they spawn in these environments.

But the thought of Lit Romney joining a Discord call and getting glazed by pretend fans does make me laugh.
 
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Community post from buck strickland, does any person know what the rumors where?
 
You can't just up and get evicted from your legal residence
NEW ORANGE JAGER FLAVOR HYPE + HOTEL STREAM FRIDAY TOMOROW CONFIRMED
"""Works""" 2 days a week and can't be bothered shaving
Edit: The review is in.
"If Jager is medicine then this is like medicine that tastes like orange. You don't even need the redbull behind it. It doesn't taste like jager I hate the taste of jager."
33% alcohol VS the standard jager 35%
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Jake sighted
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RollingRock2 said:
You can't just up and get evicted from your legal residence
NEW ORANGE JAGER FLAVOR HYPE + HOTEL STREAM FRIDAY TOMOROW CONFIRMED
"""Works""" 2 days a week and can't be bothered shaving
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I think people are using "evicted" and "kicked out by mama" interchangeably. Of course he still technically has legal rights and can't just be up and kicked out by mom (if he gets mail there he has rights even if his name's not on the lease), but I doubt either of them know that. It's typically 30 days, but can vary if you pay by the day, week, month, year, etc.

He's streaming from his room right now, but his door's open, so mom must not be home. It would be incredibly funny if he was actually at a hotel and green-screened his room in though.

Also, orange jager sounds fucking gross.

ETA: Jake's on stream, said he'd drink since he had "no responsibilities" tonight, so maybe mamablade's in the hospital?
 
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Capgras Delusion said:
I think people are using "evicted" and "kicked out by mama" interchangeably. Of course he still technically has legal rights and can't just be up and kicked out by mom (if he gets mail there he has rights even if his name's not on the lease), but I doubt either of them know that. It's typically 30 days, but can vary if you pay by the day, week, month, year, etc.

He's streaming from his room right now, but his door's open, so mom must not be home. It would be incredibly funny if he was actually at a hotel and green-screened his room in though.

Also, orange jager sounds fucking gross.

ETA: Jake's on stream, said he'd drink since he had "no responsibilities" tonight, so maybe mamablade's in the hospital?
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New Jager flavor and some scooter hype tonight. I guess he couldn't wait till Friday to figure it out.
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And to the haters: "Stop being so smug, dood."

"I didn't get evicted, we're literally in the house dood."
 
Agares said:
According to Blade, the Kirkland police are aware of his streams and reputation. When he's drunk in public, they'll come up to him and say "Litty again, Brian?". :story:

There better be bodycam footage of this shit.
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Since Buck Strickland got the DUI footage, I'm sure he'll get that interaction FOIA'd eventually. Luckily Washington state is pretty liberal with FOIA requests.
 
A stream sniper showed up and gifted Blade a new Jaeger shotglass. Apparently he was the same guy who drove Blade around a couple weeks ago.
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He showed the guy a pic of the shrine Scary Terry made for him.
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Such an awesome fanbase he's cultivated.

Also the poverty Lac is in the shop getting its transmission replaced for $2800 (minimum).
 
Slipstream said:
I have never really been a fan, but am not a hater as I don't hate anyone (I'm too selfish and it's a waste of energy) . I watch because I find him inspirational - I'm six months sober and he's done more for me than AA ever did.
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Same here. Over a decade sober from scotch. Whenever I feel like hitting it up, I just watch a bit of blade.

Even at my worst, I was not doing back to back to back blackout days. I also think his claim that he was sober for months and then lost his foot is bullshit. I don't think he ever stopped drinking. I think he just stopped streaming.
 
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