🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Archives got cut off at about the 3-hour mark when the videos were taken offline.

Orange is the New Jager:


Cig Cam:
 
r/oldpeoplefacebook said:
The fact this is an actual cod og that he knew making this comment and not a troll makes it 10x funnier
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And you just know this isn't the first time it's happened. And it certainly won't be the last. He had a lot of fans back in the day who just slowly stopped watching him as CoD gameplay commentary fell out of favor. People are bound to wonder what that chill guy who knifed people in MW2 is up to now.

Where's the Friday night hype, persons?
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Have some sympathy, person! He can't help that liquor forced its way down his throat! And he definitely can't help that prostitute pepper sprayed him totally randomly!
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That orange Jaeger didn't even taste like liquor, dood! And it's only 33% alcohol! How was poor Blade supposed to know it would get him blackout drunk?

And can a man hit on J cuppers in peace? She totally overreacted to the drunk man, slur shouting man that spawned in like a video game enemy.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Have some sympathy, person! He can't help that liquor forced its way down his throat! And he definitely can't help that prostitute pepper sprayed him totally randomly!
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Blade made me so fuckin angry with that comment. I'm a non-drinker that had zero sympathy for his hangovers. Also, I don't need to experience a hangover to empathize because I used to get black out drunk every fuckin day for years. I've woken up in a police station with zero memory of how I ended up there, could have killed someone for all I knew. Still no sympathy for his self induced misery
 
ecrockedboston said:
Blade made me so fuckin angry with that comment. I'm a non-drinker that had zero sympathy for his hangovers. Also, I don't need to experience a hangover to empathize because I used to get black out drunk every fuckin day for years. I've woken up in a police station with zero memory of how I ended up there, could have killed someone for all I knew. Still no sympathy for his self induced misery
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It just made me roll my eyes. I'm a drinker, not a blackout drinker, but I've never expected people to feel sorry for my hangovers. Nobody needs to feel sympathetic to your self-induced problems. He talks about hangovers like he has cancer! He really is a 40-something-year-old child.
 
Does any persons have the stream of him breaking the world record for most niggers in a single stream? Can't seem to find it anywhere online.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
It just made me roll my eyes. I'm a drinker, not a blackout drinker, but I've never expected people to feel sorry for my hangovers. Nobody needs to feel sympathetic to your self-induced problems. He talks about hangovers like he has cancer! He really is a 40-something-year-old child.
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Fuckin a man. Wasn't he saying he wished his fuckin mom would experience a hang over so she would understand what he's going through? Man, fuck Brian. I almost thought he was a changed man when he managed fo stay off the booze for that year. Now it seems like Lit Romney has taken complete control. May his eyes remain sore and may he never find his teeth 🤞
 
ecrockedboston said:
Fuckin a man. Wasn't he saying he wished his fuckin mom would experience a hang over so she would understand what he's going through? Man, fuck Brian. I almost thought he was a changed man when he managed fo stay off the booze for that year. Now it seems like Lit Romney has taken complete control. May his eyes remain sore and may he never find his teeth 🤞
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He did, haha. Because his mom deserves to feel worse than she already does, apparently? His logic for going back to drinking was, "I stopped drinking and still lost my toes" so he decided he'd just start drinking again. Because you can totally undo 20 years damage in a single year. 🙄 Blade will never change, he'll die with a jagerbomb in his hand.

I have some bad news though. The driver found his teeth last night.
 
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