🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[Jace on ice]

Onlylosemestump

 

[Angry Shoes]

It's wild that after all these years he's still hitting the Jager. Most alcoholics eventually end up at vodka since it's the cheapest swill you can buy.

 

[Jace on ice]

I actually appreciate Blade's commitment to sleazemaxxing. It's very 1997 coded, the kind of thing you don't see too often anymore.

Very entertaining.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

The Official Channel, a podcast YouTube channel with 356K subscribers, has a video on Blade: "The Knife Cuts Both Ways: The Story of OnlyUseMeBlade (Part 1) | Red Thread":

I wasn't awake for the later streams. Here are the first two:

Orange Jager Again $21 doubles tts no toxicity [KAc01hQHrhg] [Part 1 of 2]
Orange Jager Again $21 doubles tts no toxicity [KAc01hQHrhg] [Part 1 of 2].mp4

Orange Jager Again $21 doubles tts no toxicity [KAc01hQHrhg] [Part 2 of 2]
Orange Jager Again $21 doubles tts no toxicity [KAc01hQHrhg] [Part 2 of 2].mp4

cig cam $3tss no toxcity [OXeR-jCkQcM]
cig cam $3tss no toxcity [OXeR-jCkQcM].mp4

IP2 Always Wins seems to have no clips of Blade's antics last night, but this highlight video of the stream exists on YouTube:

If someone can describe the smell I can probably tell you what infection it is. Many types of different infections have very distinct odors.

His stump got sprayed with Lysol a lil bit:

 

[gang weeder]

It's wild that after all these years he's still hitting the Jager. Most alcoholics eventually end up at vodka since it's the cheapest swill you can buy.

He can afford it since he probably makes 4 figures on these streams.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

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Blade is alive and coping. And his streaming phone is missing.

I think Tyler or Jake has it, they were streaming from it after Blade passed out. It would be funnier if Blade left it at granny’s place though, she would’ve kept it for her trouble

 

[Chongqing]

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Blade is alive and coping. And his streaming phone is missing.

I hate when guys are all over a woman and then they just put her down later.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Blade is alive and coping. And his streaming phone is missing.

He should really think about avoiding this "Alchoal", whatever that may be.

 

[Agares]

I hate when guys are all over a woman and then they just put her down later.

It's sour grapes almost every time. "Ugh I never wanted to be with you anyways, you fat cow!"

He should really think about avoiding this "Alchoal", whatever that may be.

That would be unbecoming of the hype, sir.

 

[Sammich]

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What an absolute king.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I actually appreciate Blade's commitment to sleazemaxxing. It's very 1997 coded, the kind of thing you don't see too often anymore.

Very entertaining.

The guy was a teenager in 1997 so it makes sense. We sometimes forget how old this idiot actually is.

Just a reminder he will be fifty years old in the coming years.

He should really think about avoiding this "Alchoal", whatever that may be.

He should really think about finding the nearest available rafters and testing them to see if they can hold his weight.

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

 

[Kill Mitts]

just read the last 5 pages
what the fuck?
is this a regular thing in this guy's menu im new here

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

onlyusemeblade is one of those people who makes go "hes, still alive? how is his liver still intact?".
those diabeetus hole shots from years ago made me think he aint gonna be around for that long....
BUT HERE HE IS, BLEEDING ROTJUICE INTO HIS BANDAGES

 

[JustStopDude]

just read the last 5 pages
what the fuck?
is this a regular thing in this guy's menu im new here

Figure it out dood

 

[jimmybags]

I actually appreciate Blade's commitment to sleazemaxxing. It's very 1997 coded, the kind of thing you don't see too often anymore.

Very entertaining.

The copypasta associated with the sleazy guy pumping gas with a cigarette in his mouth applies way more to Blade, it even mentions niggers.

 

[Vulgate]

Last shoop of the weekend, I promise.

is this a regular thing in this guy's menu im new here

The eternal living liver failure? Yes this is and likely will stay his existence for the time that remains to him.
Definitely check out the documentaries on his story so you can figure it out. These aren't even necessarily the most humiliating situations he's endured, though the freeball streams are a new development.

 

[Angry Shoes]

onlyusemeblade is one of those people who makes go "hes, still alive? how is his liver still intact?".
those diabeetus hole shots from years ago made me think he aint gonna be around for that long....
BUT HERE HE IS, BLEEDING ROTJUICE INTO HIS BANDAGES

I was quite shocked when his thread popped into the Active Threads block and it wasn't a death announcement.

 

[Steak Tartare]

Was looking at Blade's active reddit account and found this fantastic Jager tree-

Also he's got a court date tomorrow, from pissin' in public in early 2026

 

[Vulgate]

Was looking at Blade's active reddit account and found this fantastic Jager tree-
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Also he's got a court date tomorrow, from pissin' in public in early 2026
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Figure it out, Judge.
Assuming he even remembers to show up, I'm surprised to see this going to court. What even are the potential penalties he could look at? Maybe I've underestimated the severity of a public leak and just thought he'd received a citation to pay or something.