🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Monkeymanbob said:
Blade x Indian Driver is something I didn’t know I needed

Ik the browns aren’t preferred around here, but they’re here to SERVE, and they will say saaar

Blade just called his name beautiful lmao
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Saar, we need to do the needful and get litty again. Donate many rupees to redeem the firesale.
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2 bottles down with one more in the fridge. And then he told us the tale of Jake. "And then my mom got kicked out of the apartment for being all niggery".
 
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Yeah altho Blade lies about his mom being the reason they got kicked out an a bunch of other shit I believe that he isn't drinking off stream. With how poor he is(they can't even get a double bed room) he'd be extra retarded to be pounding a bottle an not making money from it.. All he has to do is turn on stream while drinking an money comes rolling in. If he was drinking off stream I'd imagine we would have seen times where he is already lit romney at the start of the stream which I don't recall ever seeing in my decade of watching that chicken nigger.

This guy is fucking pissing me off how he always ends the stream right after Lit Romney breaks loose from his chains. He can barely hold himself together for 20 minutes minutes till "I'm callin it nigger, I'm goin to sleep nigger"

altho one thing I do find strange is we have heard his mom say all the time "You're always stinkin' drunk!" If she's only seeing him drunk for a couple hours a week why would she be saying he's always drunk? Maybe it's her dementia or bein 77 but we only see that nigger stream a couple times a week at most
 
LetMeSleepDude said:
With how poor he is(they can't even get a double bed room) he'd be extra retarded to be pounding a bottle an not making money from it..
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The fact that he spends all his money on booze is WHY he can't afford anything else. Also how the fuck are you doubting that this guy is super retarded? Exactly what does someone have to do to qualify as an alcoholic to you tards? If this guy isn't then who the fuck IS?
 
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Blade is poor because he's horrible with money due to the following: he's a tard and he spends all of it on booze, energy drinks and Newports. There are a gazillion of other drunk tards out there that doesn't have the spare money to buy a pair of socks because they spend it all on alcohol and other assorted addict things.
Also, his main source of income are donations (that aren't that much) he earns to get drunk, so he picks what he earns and put in on more booze to get more drunk to get more donations telling him to get even more drunk and it goes on and on and on.
 
Nobody at his age, or probably any age, can drink that much liquor every weekend unless they're drinking the hangovers away. That shit would give you multi-day hangovers and you'd get tired of it really fast. I'm sure he doesn't drink nearly as much when he's not steaming, but I have zero doubt he's drinking from the moment he wakes up until the moment he passes out.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
Nobody at his age, or probably any age, can drink that much liquor every weekend unless they're drinking the hangovers away. That shit would give you multi-day hangovers and you'd get tired of it really fast. I'm sure he doesn't drink nearly as much when he's not steaming, but I have zero doubt he's drinking from the moment he wakes up until the moment he passes out.
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Most drinkers drink beer by the pint on the weekends but Blade drinks Jaeger like it's beer. And he's done it for the past decade too. Totally worth 5 toes, his teeth and most of his old friends.
 
I don't think Blade is getting blackout shitfaced retard on the bottle every single night. But he sure drinks alcohol on the daily, because he's an alcoholic. If he only got blackout drunk on weekends, it would still be a problem and detrimental to his health, but a whole different ballgame. And we really don't see him and what he does other than what he allows us to see during his streams. I guess people got too familiar with him and have this thing were they think Blade only exists when we can see him, when the stream's off he ceases to exist. He doesn't, and you bet he's drinking as I type this. Or passed out with his pants properly pissed on.
 
AnOminous said:
The fact that he spends all his money on booze is WHY he can't afford anything else. Also how the fuck are you doubting that this guy is super retarded? Exactly what does someone have to do to qualify as an alcoholic to you tards? If this guy isn't then who the fuck IS?
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I think the thing some retards are getting caught on is he says he doesn't drink every night. I'll assume this is true but it doesn't mean hes not an alcoholic. Binge drinking is still alcoholism.

If you think drinking bottle"s" of liquor in one night is normal and not alcoholic behavior fire up a livestream and get paid for it.

Move up a tax bracket and show everyone how normal it is to blackout and piss the bed, person
 
Dokkaebi Is Calling said:
I think the thing some retards are getting caught on is he says he doesn't drink every night.
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Blade lies, so we don't know if this is true at all. So retards are getting all caught on something we don't even know ifs true. How can anyone take a look at this motherfucker and say ''haha yea guys, he's only litty for his streams, its evident!''. The fact that this even needs to be argued is retarded as hell.
 
drain said:
I don't think Blade is getting blackout shitfaced retard on the bottle every single night. But he sure drinks alcohol on the daily, because he's an alcoholic. If he only got blackout drunk on weekends, it would still be a problem and detrimental to his health, but a whole different ballgame. And we really don't see him and what he does other than what he allows us to see during his streams. I guess people got too familiar with him and have this thing were they think Blade only exists when we can see him, when the stream's off he ceases to exist. He doesn't, and you bet he's drinking as I type this. Or passed out with his pants properly pissed on.
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This is exactly what I think happens. Lit Romney probably only makes an appearance on the weekends, but he's still having a drinky-poo (or six) everyday. He's probably like Lahey on that season of The Trailer Park Boys where he tried to "straighten up." But instead of quitting booze, Lahey used that pocket breathalyzer to keep his BAC below a certain point through the week and then got destroyed on the weekends. Then again, maybe his diabetes is so out of control that the weekend blackouts with super sugary booze is just as bad as a non-diabetic's heavy daily drinking. Alcoholism is a weird beast.

I really hope Mike Clum's Blade doc comes out so we can get some kind of an answer rather than blind speculation.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Then again, maybe his diabetes is so out of control that the weekend blackouts with super sugary booze is just as bad as a non-diabetic's heavy daily drinking. Alcoholism is a weird beast.
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I can see him getting ultra hype wasted due to his uncontrolled diabetes when he hits the bottle a little too hard during weekends, and I think we can't ignore this factor. I think he drinks ''lightly'' during the week because there's absolutely no way a man who drank heavily all his adult life (remember the RV trips?) could just decide that enough is enough and drink only on weekends. He DOESN'T have this self control.
 
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