🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Did I hear 191/90 for his blood pressure? That is fucking insane and he’s lucky someone called EMS when he passed out in the scooter. That is a hypertensive emergency and is likely from acute organ damage. His heartrate of 56bpm is also very low for such an extremely high blood pressure. Blade could’ve died in that scooter if no one called EMS.
191/90

Honestly the bottom number is more concerning. I would expect someone drunk as fuck to have high blood pressure momentarily , but the resting number should rise with the top number to compensate to prevent heart remodeling.

He may have some sort heart failure and doesn't know

191 is high but perspective is everything. That's why blood pressure is taken when you are rested and sober
 
He said yesterday he has to go back to Washington for some legal reason but then he could keep traveling around. Someone asked him to go to Niagara Falls.
Ya I'm pretty sure he has one or two open cases. At least one for pissing in front of the police in the parking lot that time and they arrested him. I don't keep tight tabs on everything he does.

Ya here is the one I found. He has to go back on Oct. 19th. 1791209233140.png 1791209259940.png
 
He is the classic Boomer Zombie archetype personified.

He should become a character in dead by daylight. Just rolls around on a scooter shouting "person" and offering shots to other characters to boost their stats.
 
VEGAS day 3 HYPE DOODS!!! CONTENT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!! This shit is honestly such concentrated kino it doesn't really need to be clipped, but here we go anyways.
Here's a quick compilation including some funny interactions and reckless scooter driving. Clips are roughly in chronological order.

HELP!!! BLADE'S FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HOOF ONE DOWN!!! Bone just watches in the background and does nothing :story:

Blade has another gambasesh. Unlike previous times, he's sufficiently lit to make it a fun time for all! Bossmanjack would be proud.

Blade encounters an old fan of his CoD content. This has to be the most jarring interaction on the fan's part. "Wanna take a shot dood?" :story:

Blade says the no-no niggerword and Bonefaggot threatens to leave.

Blade gets kicked out of the bar because he's drinking his own Jager. Of course Blade gets combative with the security and continues doing firesales in front of them and almost falls on his ass. The Boneclinks POV is even funnier I think. It's a real wonder he didn't hurt himself or somebody else on that scooter.

Security interaction

Even before this Blade was having trouble figuring it out
Blade eventually ends up in front of the Cosmo and gets taken to the hospital.

Gonna try get around to the post hospital kino later, there's just too much of this shit to fit in one post.
 
He may have some sort heart failure and doesn't know
I know someone like blade who left his diabetes untreated for years and got really fucked up like blade, leg holes, digestive issues, can barely control his bowels, etc. And he has a form of heart failure. It's possible, but it can take years and years to kill someone.
 
VEGAS day 3 HYPE DOODS!!! CONTENT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!! This shit is honestly such concentrated kino it doesn't really need to be clipped, but here we go anyways.
Here's a quick compilation including some funny interactions and reckless scooter driving. Clips are roughly in chronological order.
littycompilation.mp4
HELP!!! BLADE'S FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HOOF ONE DOWN!!! Bone just watches in the background and does nothing :story:
scooterfall.mp4
Blade has another gambasesh. Unlike previous times, he's sufficiently lit to make it a fun time for all! Bossmanjack would be proud.
gambasesh_edit.mp4
Blade encounters an old fan of his CoD content. This has to be the most jarring interaction on the fan's part. "Wanna take a shot dood?" :story:
fanencounter.mp4
Blade says the no-no niggerword and Bonefaggot threatens to leave.
bone nword.mp4
Blade gets kicked out of the bar because he's drinking his own Jager. Of course Blade gets combative with the security and continues doing firesales in front of them and almost falls on his ass. The Boneclinks POV is even funnier I think. It's a real wonder he didn't hurt himself or somebody else on that scooter.
kickedoutbar.mp4
Security interaction
bonepov.mp4
Even before this Blade was having trouble figuring it out
bonepovstruggle.mp4
Blade eventually ends up in front of the Cosmo and gets taken to the hospital.
hospital.mp4
Gonna try get around to the post hospital kino later, there's just too much of this shit to fit in one post.
Now here's a person who's got it all figured out
 
Security interaction
bonepov.mp4
Don’t think I replied to the video properly but I’m astonished

“I don’t know how it works! I don’t know how to use this contraption! Only he does!”

What are you bones, fuckin’ stupid? Are you dented? Are you that fucking retarded? Do you know how to tie your own shoes?

This, along with him saying Godspeed while blade drives into oncoming traffic, make me wonder if this guy is plain stupid, or just dumb
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Fuck dude
 
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So happy the Blade Vegas trip actually paid off. The scooter is the real MVP, hes never been faster no wonder he took it on the road. Driveby catcalls and no one can catch up to him and if they do he just says hes disabled.
 
Boneclinks? More like bonestinks :smug:


Guy has to be the worst most disassociated streamer I have ever seen. He needs a new line of work
Each orbiter gets worse and worse, genuine fucking bottom of the barrel shit where hes not even getting anything out of it but hes too fucked up to even do anything about it
 
People have been asking that question since like 2020, and somehow he just soldiers on. He has incredible plot armor.
Its not plot armor. the body, even blade's, is a very sturdy temple capable of taking on incredible stressors for a long time before it gives out. the physiological will to live is very powerful, even to a detriment.
it will keep pushing on no matter how much pain its in or how little hope there is, until it cant anymore. it takes decades for it to give up.
b;ade is likely going to live on in intense constant physical pain for at least another half decade, and the whole time he'll be too boozed up to care enough.
 
I'm just catching up on the stream it's crazy how Blade can drive the wrong way on a road, run people over, hit signs and shit, call freddy krueger a fat nigger.

This particular lolcow is blessed with near immortality and immunity from legal and physical consequences.

If I did any of this shit I would be in jail or beat up. Maybe people think he is retarded and feel sympathy for him.
 
Its not plot armor. the body, even blade's, is a very sturdy temple capable of taking on incredible stressors for a long time before it gives out. the physiological will to live is very powerful, even to a detriment.
it will keep pushing on no matter how much pain its in or how little hope there is, until it cant anymore. it takes decades for it to give up.
b;ade is likely going to live on in intense constant physical pain for at least another half decade, and the whole time he'll be too boozed up to care enough.
That can be true and at the same not be true. I've seen it go both ways. As someone who was a raging junky for years I've seen it first hand. But I've also seen my father die from alcoholism in as little as 10 months due to alcoholism having the effect of causing Alcoholic Cardiomyopathy.
 
Did I hear 191/90 for his blood pressure? That is fucking insane and he’s lucky someone called EMS when he passed out in the scooter. That is a hypertensive emergency and is likely from acute organ damage. His heartrate of 56bpm is also very low for such an extremely high blood pressure. Blade could’ve died in that scooter if no one called EMS.
Boneclinks is obviously a bad friend for abandoning Blade a 2nd time, but even if he would've helped him back to the hotel Blade would've still needed to go to the hospital and dumbass Boneclinks wouldn't have thought to call EMS. So maybe it's a good thing that things went the way they did. I'm surprised Blade has run into multiple good samaritans in Vegas, him being scooter-bound probably has a lot to do with that.
 
Boneclinks is obviously a bad friend for abandoning Blade a 2nd time, but even if he would've helped him back to the hotel Blade would've still needed to go to the hospital and dumbass Boneclinks wouldn't have thought to call EMS. So maybe it's a good thing that things went the way they did. I'm surprised Blade has run into multiple good samaritans in Vegas, him being scooter-bound probably has a lot to do with that.
Boneclinks has always been stupid as fuck imho. He was always a little bitch when he was on the RV trips back in the day. Also couldn't stand him when he would do that Cx news show.
 
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