🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Mahat M A T I Gandhi said:
That guy was fucking weird. and look at those toe shoes.
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Shoes like that can be comfortable as fuck, but I'd never be caught dead out in public walking in them. Those are best kept at home for chores/cleaning/maintenance when you need to be comfortable and explicitly don't need to protect the tops of your feet from physical dangers (these ain't work boots; they're basically "rubber gloves for your feel except comfy and not actually sealed").

rnad said:
"LAS VEGAS SCOOTERS will not tolerate vandalism against the company's property and we'll report it to the authority, plus we will submit the customer's personal information to a Debt collector agency."
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lol they won't do shit. They're insured out the ass, those scooters are the cheapest fucking things China can sell in the US and are practically disposable, and they make so much money every day renting these things to people who don't intentionally destroy them that they're profitable even if they lose a scooter every day.

I don't even know what angle a debt collector could reasonably use. Look at the stated repair fee schedule -- you know those numbers are inflated already (the classic "okay faggot I'm actually going to fight back against this debt collection effort" tactic is to challenge the validity of the debt itself, like an insurance company does with an auto shop's repair estimates) but even a "full rebuild" only looks to be a few hundred bucks. That's not worth filing a lawsuit or chasing down post-judgment collection.

Dip Can said:
Blade gets kicked out of the bar because he's drinking his own Jager.
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kek this is the most "Las Vegas" thing that could possibly happen in a Las Vegas stream. Getting booted from a Vegas bar because you brought your own booze (because their own booze is hyper-overpriced like everyone else's) is damn near a rite of passage for any self-respecting drunk.
 
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Day 3 part 2 persons. Blade wakes up in the hospital. He isn't too happy, since he lost all of his property except for his streaming phone.

Hospital is unbecoming of the hype dood.

Blade sees his phone is 2 miles away and decides to "hoof it" since he has no other choice.

Blade links up with fellow IP2 Vegas streamer Geezer, who orders them an Uber. Geezer updates the Uber driver on Blade's leg situation. Blade suspects a minority stole his scooter.

Blade and Geezer reminisce on their previous interaction, when Blade met a homeless woman and Geezer assaulted him. Good times it seems.

Here's the rundown on the missing items: Blade's scooter is at The Cosmopolitan, where he was picked up from by the ambulance. Prior to that he lost his phone at Casino Royale, where they find it safe and sound. Then Geezer gets on the phone with The Cosmopolitan to figure out how to get the scooter back. What does Blade do in the meanwhile? Hit the slots of course! He makes sure to frame the shot of him gambling and Geezer working in the most kino way possible.

All items are recovered intact, even the bottle of Jager. Blade returns to the hotel to reflect on his nword tourettes.

Mark Goldbridge said:
Each orbiter gets worse and worse, genuine fucking bottom of the barrel shit where hes not even getting anything out of it but hes too fucked up to even do anything about it
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To be fair to Boneclinks, I don't think anyone would be too exited to chase after an obese retard yelling nigger and speeding away on a scooter. Plus he did get 130 subs and make 50 bucks in kicks on his stream so there's that I guess. He should either bitch out completely or embrace the littyness though, this middle ground shit is gay.
moocow said:
They're doing the Mitt Romney "value extraction" thing with the strip
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They should be doing the Lit Romney value extraction thing instead, where you do firesales and people tip the tab. They won't though, because they're poor.
 
Dickin' Dale said:
This has been his life for like a decade. The concept of a hangover doesn't even register in his brain (or what's left of it). His body only goes from sleeping to lit Romney, there's no time for him to feel the effects of a hangover.
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Surely your body would just feel bad even when drinking.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
How the fuck does this fat nigger not having a splitting headache and be deathly ill after all that
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In this case, he just left the hospital and started drinking before he even sobered up. Normally, he does. When he wakes up from his his sleep streams he immediately starts moaning and groaning about how much his head hurts
 
The golden neckbeard said:
How the fuck does this fat nigger not having a splitting headache and be deathly ill after all that
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It's called going on a bender, person. Figure it out.

Begemot said:
Surely your body would just feel bad even when drinking.
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It might at first, but once the litty juice is properly flowing it will numb you to the pain. I've never been anywhere near Risso levels of alcohol abuse but when I was younger I had a few occasions where I'd drink too much, wake up feeling like shit, then just drink again that night and after the first couple drinks I would be having a good time again, rinse and repeat for a few days. Blade applies the same principle on a considerably more degenerate scale.
 
moocow said:
I don't even know what angle a debt collector could reasonably use.
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Amen to that. Hospitals can't get him to pay but somehow the cheapest mobility scooter rental is Vegas is going to track down Blade and get their money.
The golden neckbeard said:
How the fuck does this fat nigger not having a splitting headache and be deathly ill after all that
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Hospital IVs. It's basically a Gatorade straight to the brain, person. Figure it out.
 
What does it say about me if I just laughed like a maniacal vilain watching this legend drive reverse direction of a traffic on a scooter?

Isn't he the greatest?

Edit so I don't double post: How about we put a poll to see if we are gonna see Blade die live or offline!
 
JustStopDude said:
Amen to that. Hospitals can't get him to pay but somehow the cheapest mobility scooter rental is Vegas is going to track down Blade and get their money.

Hospital IVs. It's basically a Gatorade straight to the brain, person. Figure it out.
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I'm not sure if blade is the biggest pro or con for nationalized medicine. On one hand his meagre income could be taxed to recoup some losses but on the other dude probably has tens of thousands in medical debt and doesn't give a shit about any of it.

Either way if he gets litty again tonight in the Hoofer round lac I expect the police to show up. People may have dismissed him as a retard yesterday and were sympathetic but to tonight police will get calls
 
An YTMND User said:
What does it say about me if I just laughed like a maniacal vilain watching this legend drive reverse direction of a traffic on a scooter?

Isn't he the greatest?

Edit so I don't double post: How about we put a poll to see if we are gonna see Blade die live or offline!
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We really need null to make a kalshi or poly market like spinoff so we can bet on this shit
 
Driving into oncoming traffic on the mobility scooter while litty and flipping people off was actually pretty fucking funny.
 
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