The Canonical debacle means there's a non-zero chance they'll hire Hans Reiser if he gets parole in the next few years.
EDIT:
I was actually reading an article on Slashdot from about a year ago. It was about Hans Reiser. He had written a letter to the public, specifically to those working on the Linux kernel, lamenting the removal of his filesystem. The comments were pretty wild to me. More people there seemed upset about how harsh prison is on criminals than Reiser murdering his own wife. It made me realize why Canonical got away with certain things for so long: there is a contingency super woke tech people that genuinely support police and prison abolition.