Did it ever occur to some of you self-important human waste products that there are people who find you as boring and insignificant as you seem to regard others? No, of course not. Obviously you third rate, computer science majors consider the fact that you've had the opportunity to butcher some Citadel source code as a sign of divinity. The reason that I moved the music discussion to another room is because I don't believe that there are enough people here who have something worthwhile to say about music. Actually, given the incredibly trivial contribution that your endless rewrites of some C string parsing routine makes, you don't have much to say about anything. Rather than bickering over control of this room, I suggest that some of you get control of your aimless, unproductive lives. To those of you who don't even have the talent to rewrite old C code, (what is that bogus title of which you're so fond?...oh yes, beta-testers), why do you presume that you have anything to say which is important enough to merit its own room? I can understand why your miserably empty lives make you cry out for attention, but do you really think that you deserve something more than the back of someone's hand?
Avast ye scurvy sysops! I have boarded this room to lay waste to your smug, contemptuous, humorless, derivative mindsets. You cannot help but respond to this message because you truly believe that you are IMPORTANT, FUTURE LEADERS OF OUR SOCIETY. You simply cannot allow someone to tell you that you are unquestionably worthless, even if it is the truth. I will use your own brutal tactics to manipulate you like a cheap, balloon animal. I welcome this opportunity which you have made possible by your hostility to my previous posts, and I intend to feed you your bitter medicine in more concentrated doses.
After all, I did win the election for THE MOST ARROGANT, DEVIOUS, UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS AMIGA DINKO IN THE WORLD. Have a nice day, zombie yuppies.