Ordering takeout instead of cooking your own food is just like watching TV

[bile demon]

The only difference is you're inviting the proverbial Jew into your kitchen rather than your living room.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

It's Tevin's fault.

 

[SimpleSimpson]

So what's the equivalent of cooking? Reading?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Is that why people love gas stoves so much?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What if I order takeout from a kosher deli? Is that like a double Jew?

Kosher steakhouses are amazing but I would only dine-in.

 

[David Brown]

Cooking for yourself is the Dark Souls of antisemitism???