Orienteering and Survival

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I figured I could share a few tips about orienteering and wilderness survival.

1. Don’t get caught in the dark. If you want to know how many hours you have left til sundown, measure the number of handwidths between the position of the sun in the sky and where it will set. Each hand width equals about 1 hour of daylight remaining, plus you get about 30mins - 1 hour of twilight after sundown. You probably want 2-3 hours to make camp.

2. Directions. I’m pretty crap at this so I just carry a compass (also most smartphones have an inbuilt magnetometer… aka a compass that doesn’t need wifi to work) but you can also memorize where Polaris is and the Solar ecliptic in case you’re real worried.

3. Fire building. There’s a lot of ways to do this, but after way too many classes in high school and uh… extracurricular study… the easiest way to do this is with matches and lighters. The second easiest is ma 9v battery and steel wool (battery shorts the steel wool and sparks jump.) keeping dry tinder is a must… shredded cedar bark works great, so do dried cattails, palm leaves, stiltgrass, or tissue paper or newspaper if you’re prepared for this.

4. Finding water. The best way to do this is just follow downhill until you get to a catchment point, which are all over the place in Mass (it’s very wet here.) digging holes at low ground can work too. High places like rocky summits sometimes have eroded pools where rainwater collects. Weird alpine stuff grows in there. Squeezing liquid from plants is something I’ve heard of but never done successfully. Mostly you want to plan your campsites around access to some kind of water. You should plan to purify all water before drinking, even if it is from a flowing and seemingly clear source. Iodine tabs or boiling works.

5. Knifes.
Just bring a dang pocketknife it weighs like what 50g?

6. Know your route, tell your friends and fam where you’re going and when you expect to be back. This is in case my advice is inadequate and the rangers need to save you.

7. Do your homework. Most national parks have dedicated camping and burn sites, and you sometimes need a reservation to use those sites. Camping in totally unimproved areas is a faux pas if there are designated campsites nearby. Some parks also ban dogs etc. so worth it to know about that too.

PS my dad told me to tell you that cotton, linen etc is worthless at keeping you warm when wet, and so is goose down, but wool and poly fleece retains some of its insulating qualities even if you’re drenched. Foil blankets are similar - the Mylar just reflects your own body heat back into you, so it doesn’t matter if it gets wet.
 
2. Directions. I’m pretty crap at this so I just carry a compass (also most smartphones have an inbuilt magnetometer… aka a compass that doesn’t need wifi to work) but you can also memorize where Polaris is and the Solar ecliptic in case you’re real worried.
Step 1: Grab a stick, straighter the better, should be at least 8 to 12 inches.
Step 2: Stand stick upright, stick it in the ground for stability.
Step 3: Mark where the tip of the stick's shadow is.
Step 4: Wait 20 minutes or so.
Step 5: Mark where the tip of the stick's shadow is.
Step 6: Draw a straight line between your two marks; this is your West<->East line.
 
Step 6: Draw a straight line between your two marks; this is your West<->East line.
Don't forget your meridians and parallels.
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I figured I could share a few tips about orienteering and wilderness survival.
It's like Winnie the Pooh wandering into a family of Grizzly Bears.

PS my dad told me to tell you that cotton, linen etc is worthless at keeping you warm when wet, and so is goose down, but wool and poly fleece retains some of its insulating qualities even if you’re drenched. Foil blankets are similar - the Mylar just reflects your own body heat back into you, so it doesn’t matter if it gets wet.
You can use a hairdryer and some wax to waterproof that cotton and linen. Mylar has another value - it reflects infrared, so if you're concerned about being seen by snipers at night, it offers cover.
 
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2. Directions. I’m pretty crap at this so I just carry a compass (also most smartphones have an inbuilt magnetometer… aka a compass that doesn’t need wifi to work) but you can also memorize where Polaris is and the Solar ecliptic in case you’re real worried.
You can also find North using an analog wristwatch, or a couple of sticks on the ground if you know the right time:


That being said, if you're going anywhere out in the boonies you should 100% get an actual compass (and learn to use it, seriously it's not that hard). I have a Suunto MCB that I paid maybe 30 bucks for years ago, and it's still great, plus it comes with a mirror for signalling.


3. Fire building. There’s a lot of ways to do this, but after way too many classes in high school and uh… extracurricular study… the easiest way to do this is with matches and lighters.
100% this. Unless you're planning to live in the woods shit like firesteels are cool, and can be a good backup, but are not totally necessary. I'd recommend a Bic lighter (get the actual brand not the knockoffs) and that shit will work basically 100% of the time.

keeping dry tinder is a must… shredded cedar bark works great, so do dried cattails, palm leaves, stiltgrass, or tissue paper or newspaper if you’re prepared for this.
If you're going with the lighter suggestion you can take some duck tape, and wrap several inches of it around the lighter so you always have tinder on hand. All you need to do is shred it into strips, which is fairly easy if you follow:
5. Knifes.
Just bring a dang pocketknife it weighs like what 50g?
If you're gonna bring just a pocketknife, bring something reasonably tough that locks (having a blade fold on your finger during hard use sucks balls, ask me how I know). Shit like swiss army knives can be used as a backup (although I personally wouldn't since most of the attachments are gimmicks out in the wild).

However if you're planning on being out for more than a night or two get a proper fixed blade, preferably full tang knife of some sort. Bushcraft/hunting knives are obviously actually designed for it and can be fairly cheap but I know a dude who used to take a fucking kitchen knife he bought from Goodwill on fishing trips, and it worked great.
 
Finding water is nice and good and all, but something I’ve learned from keeping reptiles endemic to the deserts and scrubland is their natural aversion to still water isn’t for nothing. A lot of them have learned to associate still water with death because more often than not there’s going to be some nasty stuff in that water, especially if you find a rock pool or an oasis.
 
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Finding water is nice and good and all, but something I’ve learned from keeping reptiles endemic to the deserts and scrubland is their natural aversion to still water isn’t for nothing. A lot of them have learned to associate still water with death because more often than not there’s going to be some nasty stuff in that water, especially if you find a rock pool or an oasis.

This is why you have a steel canteen and a lighter. The quickest and easiest way to purify water is to boil it. There are also these weird straws that have a water filter built in.
 
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Don't listen to the New York magazine queer
is someone who's actually an expert at wildness fiber the best way to start a fire is with a magnesium stone any good knife.
After the best emergency fire starter is a mixture of candle wax dryer lint and wood chips.
The actual best one is fire pine that that only grows in certain states

is for orienteering just get a normal compass the flat ones are the best.

Bonus points if you're near a major American river nine times out of 10 walking along it will eventually lead to civilization because most American rivers travel do that eventually.
basic lashing techniques which is a fancy way of saying fancy book tying

the best thing to use for this is old school twine the natural stuff that's just soaked in diesel the people who say use paracord ARE homosexuals.
 
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You can use a hairdryer and some wax to waterproof that cotton and linen.
I used waxing and commercial sprays to waterproof some things, mainly covers for things. Straight waxing sucks imo, but a better method exists that is cheaper than commercially available sprays using diluted wax.
 
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