Overwatch

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

For fucks sake, the new heroes are really fun. All have interesting designs. Cat and Domina are really neat.

 

[The Last Stand]

I thought the flying cat hero was a meme. So, we have a hamster hero and now a cat hero. I don't know what to make of that.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Now make a dog hero that plays the piano and a tap dancing horse.

 

[The Last Stand]

Overwatch is the ONLY game I know of that has rebooted itself as a sequel, then reverted itself back to an original.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

If you play each new hero at least once you will get 500 white coins each resulting in easy 2500 coins. Further progression rewards have also been ridiculously boosted to 500 or 700, but that's gonna take a long grind.

 

[regalterry]

What an absolute mess coming right with their huge rebrand. This was a rake that Blizzard did not have to step on, but they can't help themselves. If you're an old player looking to return, rest assured that Blizzard hasn't changed at all!

This kind of incompetence needs to be studied.

Blizzard finally, finally, managed to score a win and generated some positive buzz by bending the knee and releasing good-looking characters again, only to have some literal nobody VA ruin it for them, turn vast swathes of the market against them, angering the (very vindictive) Chinese playerbase against them, and all this in the shadow of Marvel Rivals not deliberately shooting themselves in the foot.

I actually suspect this ugly dyke didn't do this on her own, but as part of a coordinated effort by people in the company to sabotage this pivot towards the "chuds" (as in, normal people that don't want to look at ugly characters).

 

[The Doom Slayer]

They caved.
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The cattle still playing Overwatch in the year 2026 deserve this.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

All it takes to make the Overwatch community happy is a brown MILF.

 

[The Last Stand]

And now China is pissed.

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Piss off the woke or piss off China? What a dilemma. The Chinese actually plays games.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Decided to re-install the game and play a bit. I had fun. Not going back full time or anything.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

For fucks sake, the new heroes are really fun. All have interesting designs. Cat and Domina are really neat.

Emre has been fun as fuck, he's basically Solider 76 but Halo archetype insead of Call of Duty, dropping the 2 was probably the best thing too considering everybody justifiably thought it was fucking stupid, its the least bad multiplayer FPS out of the 5 currently available

 

[Elite Kipchak]

getting back into it because it's apparently good again. here's my highly regarded opinion as someone who played nonstop 2016-2018 then basically ignored it since then:

>no limits should be the default quickplay queue, with role queue as the default for ranked. real niggas remember that 6v6 rein only matches were more fun than the forced competitive meta bullshit
>in fact, remove role queue for ranked too. rivals is just fine without it, even if you do get the occasional retards refusing to heal
>5v5 is gay but i understand why. 12v12 would be significantly better.
>ranked players should be somehow punished for existing. my idea is that they receive negative bp xp and/or get charged a monthly fee but I'm open to suggestions
>torbjorn and symmetra should be reworked to their original launch states
>all new heroes are faggy, especially the Emma Frost copy
>I don't care about culture war shit but VAs need to be replaced by AI asap
>all tanks should be reworked into dps or supports, except for winston and ball
>rework ana into dps
>perks and stadium are gay but doesn't really affect me so who cares
>from an outsider perspective, it looks like current day game balance is decided entirely by skin sales. maybe make that less obvious

i main junkrat, torb, and zenyatta btw. also I foolishly paid for this game so that means my opinion is inherently more valuable than that of a f2p nigger.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

>torbjorn and symmetra should be reworked to their original launch states

Also Mei. They massacred my girl when they added the 2.

 

[The Last Stand]

getting back into it because it's apparently good again. here's my highly regarded opinion as someone who played nonstop 2016-2018 then basically ignored it since then:

Are you me? Because I used to sing Overwatch's praises as a live service titles back then. Free content for all, okay monetization through loot boxes, regularly cycled new events (Lucioball, Winter Wonderland, Capture the Flag), modest file size.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Are you me? Because I used to sing Overwatch's praises as a live service titles back then. Free content for all, okay monetization through loot boxes, regularly cycled new events (Lucioball, Winter Wonderland, Capture the Flag), modest file size.

it’s the least bad out of any pc or console multiplayer fps imo, Valorant is a joke,CS has always had its solid base of autistic russians and starving brazilians playing it,call of duty is the normalfag game and only persists on 50iq hicks squealing about how horrible it is and pretending the old days were that much better,Battlefield has been jank since 2042s launch and now 6s, and 343 has given up on Halo, we’re seeing a enshittifcation of pvp genres so everyone should honestly just go back to singleplayer games for the most part

 

[ThatAnimalBlundetto]

So, do we think Domina engages in caste-based discrimination at Vishkar?

 

[naffatune]

So, do we think Domina engages in caste-based discrimination at Vishkar?

I'm not sure about that. But what we do know is that Domina has a secret ult where she releases a shockwave, but it's poo. So it's a PooWave. Vishkar is notorious for its use of biological warfare.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Okay, which one of you was this?

 

[Bloodrage]

Who asked for this?

 

[ihaveelbows]

New characters are sick.