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Did he cook meth in that airplane
Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth
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Pamperchu says he doesn't want to come here so as the ambassador of The Nation of Pamperchu I will be speaking here on his behalf.
Ask away and I will forward all questions to Pamperchu.
Ask away and I will forward all questions to Pamperchu.
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What really happened the night you got thrown out of the long time home you shared with all the other degenerates?
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Why are you doing this for him? What do you gain?
If you could be anything professionally what would it be?
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I volunteer for the interview questions!
1. Does he know how to clean spoons?
2. Is he familiar with the Tumblr-ism of "spoons"?
3. What brand of vacuum cleaners does he prefer?
4. Diesel or Gas?
5. Does he go to a barber/hairdresser?
6. Opinion on DarkwingDork?
7. Does he use dishwashers
8. Does he use Inkbunny?F-list.net? (it's an adult roleplaying site and there are diaper roleplayers for your information?
9. Was he inspired by Chris-Chan's DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS?
He's not online right now but he has mentioned deadwingdork numerous times, he watches his videos for hours.
He says he really enjoys his videos.
He says he really enjoys his videos.
He said that he would build his own city
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Good to see Pamperchu has a sense of humor.
Tell him I can pray for his health; yeah I don't like lolcows dying in untimely ways.
I volunteer for the interview questions!
1. Does he know how to clean spoons?
2. Is he familiar with the Tumblr-ism of "spoons"?
3. What brand of vacuum cleaners does he prefer?
4. Diesel or Gas?
5. Does he go to a barber/hairdresser?
6. Opinion on DarkwingDork?
7. Does he use dishwashers
8. Does he use Inkbunny?F-list.net? (it's an adult roleplaying site and there are diaper roleplayers for your information?
9. Was he inspired by Chris-Chan's DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS?
1 - "No. I have someone that does that for me"
2 - "I am not familiar"
3 - "I use a kerby I bought when I was 15 from money I saved up working that summer. It's worth it"
4 - "Gas. I drive a 77 Camero"
5 - "No. I have been cutting my hair since I was 13"
6 - "Deadwingdork is a very nice person and I think his youtube shows are very funny and entertaining"
7 - "I hate dishwashers. I have one but it came with the house and is now disconnected from the power"
8 - "I used inkbunny like over a decade ago. I'm not currently on any forums or websites"
9 - "I've not really followed chris chan. All I know about him is what I have read on some wiki. Yah I was high on meth one night and spent hours just reading all about chris chan. Ohh yah I think I saw a video of him twerking but it was too cringy for me and I closed it after 3 seconds"
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>Rando comes in claiming connection to cow
>No evidence whatsoever of this claim
>Is believed
Are y'all retarded?
Evidence, mod verification, or gtfo. Someone posting islamic pictures of a man in a diaper online for attention is a tale as old as the internet.
Pls do not feed the unverified.
>No evidence whatsoever of this claim
>Is believed
Are y'all retarded?
Evidence, mod verification, or gtfo. Someone posting islamic pictures of a man in a diaper online for attention is a tale as old as the internet.
Pls do not feed the unverified.
I've been talking to him on telegram for several months
He asked me to say that he might sign up here but that he's not making any promises
"I do my own laundry. It's so much fun."
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I might be retarded, but I want to know how Pamperchu would build their dream city.
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Gonna strike while the spoon is hot (and still has meth residue on it).
If you will recall from my last post, it's been awhile since Pamps here made a video, but the last one spoken about here showed quite the plethora of erratic behavior. Now that @Pamperpoo is here & most likely the subject of this thread itself, this raises some questions I hope to provide some form of answer to. How? The subject of our torment has posted three videos. Let's see them, oldest to newest.
Notable observations and quotes will be mentioned here, with these video synopsis being brief for the sake of the evolving situation.
There's a good chance Pamps is among us and is looking for attention. These videos are a cry for attention, and he is on a very fast path to decline.
If you will recall from my last post, it's been awhile since Pamps here made a video, but the last one spoken about here showed quite the plethora of erratic behavior. Now that @Pamperpoo is here & most likely the subject of this thread itself, this raises some questions I hope to provide some form of answer to. How? The subject of our torment has posted three videos. Let's see them, oldest to newest.
fisher price tape recorder - Jun 30, 2022
Notable observations and quotes will be mentioned here, with these video synopsis being brief for the sake of the evolving situation.
- "You all wanted some classic papmerchu, so let me give you some classic pamperchu action"
- He shows the basic function of a toy radio, complete with compatible cassette.
- When showing the recording function of the toy radio, he states, "I love you... Follow the lord pamperchu."
- It fails to playback his recording.
- He then accidentally records himself - it plays back but is nothing of note.
- He bats the toy across the floor, stating he loves it.
- He then shows his recent haul from the thrift store, which includes blankets, foam floor pads and at least a dozen different types of shoes, some unpaired and in varying sizes.
- Of note he bought what appears to be underwear and shorts sized for a toddler. He claims that he purchased it for his kid.
- "I'm thinking about getting a kid...next year"
- He does not appear to be wearing pants.
- He goes to his roommate, who is in a pair of overalls and shirt with a stuffed animal in the chest pocket. He plays a game on his phone.
- Pamperchu then shows the Chuck-e-Cheese stuffed animal in a diaper sitting in the corner with a jug of tea. He remarks that Chuck-e broke his glasses last night, then brandishes a new pair for the stuffed animal to wear.
- Old microwave broke, got a new one. He dings both microwaves before opening the new one and slamming the door shut.
- He stole a plastic order triangle from McDonalds.
- While holding a pair of dirty slippers he took out of the dryer he states "Ooh, you want to get dirty like that? Yummy-yummy."
- He shows off a broken smartphone he took from an electronics recycle bin at Target, thanks to his small hands.
- A brief reflection in the microwave door shows he is in fact just in a diaper.
- He goes back to the thrift store pile and pulls out a Monsters Inc onesie - he remarks it is too small for him but it will fit his kid.
- Another house tour, still a mess in the bedroom per my last post. He grabs a pair of toddler's shoes from next to the bed and shows them, remarking they are nice - when in reality they are quite beat up.
- He goes into the office which looks cleaner, then paws though a box of shoes he claims he gets off the side of the road.
- "Smell the electronics" as he shows a bag of various electronic components.
- He shows a whole roll of capacitors.
- On one of the electronic items is an "ABU" sticker - where he gets his expensive diapers from.
- Claims to have spend $300 on 3 bags of groceries, but admits to using food stamps, followed by "I'm not trying to brag...I guess I am"
- States he gets a total of $500 on food stamps (EBT) that he didn't use a lot of, so he went to "New Seasons" the expensive store.
- Shows off a package of 1993 Coca-Cola.
- "Some kids came over - they took my circuit board and started smashing it (x5) with bricks...And then they run off. I'm smiling. Look at what a good job they did, that's beautiful. Look at how beautiful that piece of art is they made. That's my love for kids."
- "And then the government has been spying on me again. Yhea, I think it's the FBI or the feds or whatever. They installed this like I wouldn't even notice."
- "I had the CPS show up... I said nope, no kids here."
- "I'll get some kids here pretty soon."
- Video ends with a closeup on his dirty feet.
pamperchu chugs 30 year old cola - Jul 2, 2022
- Shows '93 Coca-Cola from previous video.
- He positions the phone on the floor pointing to the wall opposite of it. It is night outside.
- He crawls to the wall opposite of the phone, wearing an Eore onesie he got from the thrift store, shown in his previous video.
- He's out of focus. He takes a drink. "Pretty Good. It's a little flat."
- Phone falls onto its front, camera now pointing up at ceiling.
- He notices the new angle of the phone and walks up to it, his voice muffled.
- Standing, he finishes the drink and throws it with some force on the floor - it does not sound as if it shatters.
- He picks up the camera and shows the bottle on the floor. Video ends.
4th of july... bomb my lungs out.. do not try at home - Jul 4, 2022
- Video starts with the Chuck-e-Cheese stuffed animal in frame, in the toddler pajama bottoms he showed off on his second-most previous video.
- He's wearing bicycle shorts and a shirt - thank God.
- "Since I don't have any real bombs leftover, last night was a big hoot we sent off so many bombs - I mean not me..."
- "I couldn't afford to pick up a real bomb, so I have some other types of bombs that we're going to set off, and we're gonna set em off in the house."
- "So I went to Home Depot and said 'do you have any bombs' and they said 'no but we got this indoor fogger...'"
- The camera has in frame a REAL KILL brand Indoor Fogger, 6-Pack.
- "So today, we're gonna bug-bomb the house."
- He removes four canisters from the box and takes the black safety caps off.
- He distributes the four in different rooms, then readjusts the placement of the first one placed so the kitchen can have its own fogger.
- He asks the view if they know how to light a bomb, then how to light dynamite - then states after lighting to run, in which he does across the house despite not activating any foggers yet.
- He then runs from room to room activating each fogger, getting sprayed by the third & fourth upon activation.
- "I know that wasn't exciting, but when you work with the real stuff too long..."
- He then picks up a bottle of baby powder and starts sprinkling it all over the house, while exclaiming about 4th of July celebrations.
- He then throws the bottle of baby powder on the living room floor. He shows the fogger in the kitchen still going, then remarks that they are the new kind that is safe to inhale.
- He then goes to the living room and kicks the fogger he placed there, then going to the kitchen and kicking that fogger.
- He remarks about needing to vacuum, then coughs & goes outside to get fresh air.
- Outside, the window on the door has cardboard covering it, most likely the window is broken and yet to be replaced.
- He then points out there are diapers on the roof of his shed.
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- He states some of the roof diapers blow down and that fading can be seen on them.
- He goes back inside to vacuum, stating he is "living life on the edge" because he might not make it - to what this is referring to I am uncertain.
- "Oh yhea I love kids shoes - my kid needs shoes."
- He then vacuums in an unorderly fashion, coughing.
- He stops vacuuming abruptly to go outside again, coughing.
- Once outside, he vomits off the side of his deck.
- He then goes back inside, claiming that "exercise" makes him do that.
- "So remember to recommend me, bring your kids over and we'll saran-wrap 'em to make sure they stay fresh. That's pallet wrap - that's for your kids."
- He then goes outside to vomit again, the video ends just as he is about to vomit off the deck for the second time.
There's a good chance Pamps is among us and is looking for attention. These videos are a cry for attention, and he is on a very fast path to decline.
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Great post thank you
Now to add to this: The airplane spoon, while it looks like it had meth smoked on it, is usually sold with a much longer variant at Kroger-affiliated stores.
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"Well I own the gas station. I want the church of Pamperchu and the bank of Pamperchu. And I want some big buildings. Clean water and a good power grid."
"It was an inside job. Truth. The food was amazing and I made friends."
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Oddly his voice is ideal for ASMR, wtf?! not an ask btw..
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can you show proof? im not rly believing any of this stuff. how do I know you're not just making this stuff up?
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