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What are your expectations for the EU5 release?

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RomanianSchizo said:
Speaking of Stellaris, are we being serious 😭😭 0.1 hours 😭😭

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also kek, MILFHunter
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"funded by Armenian lobbies" LMAO they're more paranoid than Jews.

Ahriman said:
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Really makes you think.
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Fun fact: Turkey's national sport is man on man oil wrestling. Now don't get me wrong, I would have nothing against spectating a sport of women wrestling each other in tubs of oil or maybe even Jell-O... but there doesn't seem to be a womens' league in this sport... only men.
 
I hate Turks, and Muslims in general, for being thin skinned while also constantly shit posting about genociding eastern Europeans.
 
💪🏿We KARA BOGAS from Africa stand with our Turkish brothers!!! 🌍❤️🇹🇷
 
I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop sw*Dish dogs from advancing. We mow down sw*Dish dogs but they keep coming. I shoot sw*Dish dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering sw*Des, since sw*Des are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. sw*Des, were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
 
Vlad the Implier said:
"funded by Armenian lobbies" LMAO they're more paranoid than Jews.


Fun fact: Turkey's national sport is man on man oil wrestling. Now don't get me wrong, I would have nothing against spectating a sport of women wrestling each other in tubs of oil or maybe even Jell-O... but there doesn't seem to be a womens' league in this sport... only men.
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I can't say anything.
While not being our National sport, we have Caber Tossing.
 
God of Nothing said:
there is a special sort of irony in ancient greece being painted as a faggot wonderland because everyone decided to interpret their universally naked art and four different words for love as the sexual kind
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The naked art is naked because they were fags, it's just ancient gooning material. Soyentists found ancient pottery with man on boy molestation and rape on it. Apparently, in ancient Greece, "man fondles boy dick" was what they put on the ancient equivalent of office mugs. The myth of muh misunderstood Greece arose in the late Middle Ages, when contemporary gooners came up with spiritually Jewish ways to square Christianity with porn. (In doing this, they produced Late Middle Ages gooning material, which is considered high art in Current Year. All the frolicking fauns and drunk Bacchuses are just portraits of prostituted Italian boys.)
 
FuckedOffToff said:
I can't say anything.
While not being our National sport, we have Caber Tossing.
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I'm not blind to the humor of the athletes being called "tossers" but nothing about it seems homoerotic. Looks like your typical Highland "pick heavy thing up and throw it" kinda game.

Safir said:
Apparently, in ancient Greece, "man fondles boy dick" was what they put on the ancient equivalent of office mugs.
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Just like that, my favorite poster shows up and writes probably the funniest thing I'm going to read all night.

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Look at this fucking faggot.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I’m Turkish and this is a great victory. Soon the Turkish flag will fly all over Europe. The masterful strategic pull back of Vienna, a stroke of genius and not a defeat, will not happen again so count what’s left of your pathetic European lives. The sword of Islam drives into your hearts once again!
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When the Turks invading Israel?
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me?

At least CK2 felt like actions had more weight to them, there were plenty of events with no good choices just the lesser evil, and a war with say France was terrifying as opposed to now where I can just hug the outskirts and I'll be around 85% warscore before they even bother engaging.
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Just play CK2. Seriously, don't bother with CK3.
 
Blackstar said:
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The Turks won, it's 1453 all over agian.
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I wish just once a company had the balls to say "we'll take a look, now stop spamming our shit or we'll ban all of you stupid motherfuckers and blacklist your whole fucking country until you apologize." They already hate their customers anyway, especially in recent years. Why not actually use that hatred to motivate correct behavior for once?
 
Karakhalkin-Gol said:
These posts from Paradox’s discord which explain it further. (Yes I grabbed it from Turkish twitter)
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also, quite a few strategy game-related servers got raided on stream.
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Much like Gypsies or blacks, the only people who care about Armenians have never met Armenians.

In the immortal words of a Korean restaurant owner I once knew: "Armenians. No good, Armenians. No good."
 
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