Particle Man Appreciation Thread - Might be a dot or a speck

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Adding this in big bold letters for all the brigaders lately. This is an APPRECIATION thread. Yes, an APPRECIATION thread I add again. You can come in and criticize him, but, and I will emphasize this, DO NOT COME IN TO TROLL OR A-LOG! (Looking at you Triangle Man defense force)
This is your only warning. Brigaders WILL be threadbanned. This is not a lolcow thread. Take that shit to prospering grounds if you really care.
 
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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Not even person man can beat triangle man.
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the tryanny of the triangleman,.... the fucking TRIKE. he sits upon his throne of lies, his throne of 90 degree angles and isosceles.... triangleman is a fraud, he's doesn't even ....
Okay, I’ve had ENOUGH. I've kept quiet for years, but it’s time someone said it:


TRIANGLE MAN IS A MENACE.


Every time I EVEN THINK OF TRIANGLEMAN I get this sick, burning feeling in my gut. because Triangle Man is a petty, tyrannical, cosmic JERK, and no one ever holds him accountable.


Let’s review:
Particle Man? Harmless. Just existing. Minding his own molecular business.
Triangle Man? Shows up out of nowhere and BEATS HIM UP. Why? No reason. He just "hates Particle Man."

I hate that smug, mysterious, unexplained bastard. He's a symbol of unchecked aggression and it DRIVES ME INSANE that we all just accept it.


And don't even get me STARTED on:
"Triangle Man hates Particle Man. They have a fight, Triangle wins."
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OH, COOL. GREAT. He wins, again. What is this, a parable for fascism?? Why does he always win?? Who gave Triangle Man this power?? What cosmic force decided that some POINTY-HEADED MONSTER gets to just dominate the subatomic playing field?

I’d be okay if he got his comeuppance. But no. He wins. EVERY TIME.

Also: Person Man? Living in a garbage can, clearly going through it — and what does Triangle Man do? FIGHTS HIM. Beats him up too. Triangle Man is out here bullying particle-based entities AND working-class humans. He’s not a man. He’s a WAR CRIME in geometric form. I swear, next time someone tells me "Triangle Man is just a metaphor," I will lose it. Metaphor for WHAT? Arbitrary cruelty? Bureaucratic oppression? Uncle Rick? Doesn't matter. I hate him. Let this be known: I stand with Particle Man. I stand with Person Man. DOWN WITH TRIANGLE MAN.


#ParticleRights
#GeometricInjustice
#BanTriangleMan
 
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Amazing that Tiny Toons managed to predict iDubbbz's entire boxing career.
 
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