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garakfan69 said:
>nupad with chiclet keyboard
confirmed for nigger
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>implying greentext isn't #789922
>implying I paid for it
It was my dad's, but he gave it to me after the Windows 8.1 install got corrupted. He couldn't recover the install and had a Surface Pro lying around anyway.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
I think it's some kind of ironic curse.
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"Thus sayeth the Lord, the God of Israel:

When thy enemies come upon thee to slander thee because of me,
When thy foes surround thee to trouble thee,
When they do not hide their forked tongues behind their unclean lips,
Then I shall smite them with confusion and I shall send their twisted words back upon their heads,
For I shall cause their feeble minds to stumble and their craven hearts to fail,
They shall hide in the dark places where the light does not go,
Their men shall become as women and they shall rob themselves of their strength by their lustings,
When they think they are strong in their arguments I shall cause them to destroy themselves with their unceasing hate of you,
You shall grow rich and prosperous in the land that I give you and I shall cause your name which proclaims your heritage to be unassailable,
This I will do so that all may know my strength,
For I am the Lord, the God of Isaac and Jacob.

- The word of the Lord as it came to the prophet Samuel Hyde during the reign of Trump, King in Zion."

3rd Hesitations 12:1-18.
 
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TerribleIdeas™ said:
Lol, you couldn't even post the 2 studies that allege what you're referring to, and you got my rebuttal - The Duluth Model treats all men in a DV call as automatically abusers, all women as victims, and completely ignore ~50 years of empirical data showing that isn't even close to true. Your unsupported assertion is subject to Hitchen's Law, and discarded.

@NeilBreenLover69, you got your post moved to containment, for being a sperg. The only thing you have going for yourself at this point is that you're not a Pilipedo.

Let me just post something you should re-read at least 3 times, before every post you make -
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Well isn't that ironic. Follow your own advice:
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TheThingButDiscriminitory said:
I'm not powerleveling I am reviling stuff about myself to prove that I have experienced these things. I've been dropping hints all over so you guys know I'm telling the truth if you put them together you should be able to figure out who I am I don't care if you find me or not because as of right now I am a nobody.
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You've certainly reviled yourself to me, in these last few minutes. Use spellcheck, you whining cuck.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I skipped cardio yesterday and was supposed to skip the gym today, but instead I did double the cardio. I ended up super hungry so I made a ton of chicken, broccoli, mushrooms and onion served over rice noodles. I ended up eating too much.

Why am I sharing this?
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You can't just post about food without telling us the recipe.
 
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Bender said:
You can't just post about food without telling us the recipe.
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1 chicken breast
1 head of broccoli
1 onion
1/2 container of diced mushrooms
1/2 package of rice noodles (200g of noodles)
Peanut oil

Dice chicken breast into thin strips. Coat frying pan with thin coat of peanut oil. Fry up chicken. Dice up the broccoli and onions. Once the chicken is cooked, start boiling the water for the rice noodles. Add vegetables to chicken along with the sauce you use (soy sauce is good, but I used some stir fry sauce). Once water is boiling, add rice noodles, cook for 6 minutes. Drain noodles, serve vegetables + chicken over the noodles
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
1 chicken breast
1 head of broccoli
1 onion
1/2 container of diced mushrooms
1/2 package of rice noodles (200g of noodles)
Peanut oil

Dice chicken breast into thin strips. Coat frying pan with thin coat of peanut oil. Fry up chicken. Dice up the broccoli and onions. Once the chicken is cooked, start boiling the water for the rice noodles. Add vegetables to chicken along with the sauce you use (soy sauce is good, but I used some stir fry sauce). Once water is boiling, add rice noodles, cook for 6 minutes. Drain noodles, serve vegetables + chicken over the noodles
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Yeah, you fucked up when you cooked 200g of noodles for one person, you should've just gone for 100g. But making mistakes is how we learn, it's nice to see someone trying something new, friendo.

Edit: Sesame oil + soy sauce is all you need to recreate the flavour of those store-bought stir-fry sauce packs.

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1 chicken breast
1 head of broccoli
1 green bell pepper
1 onion
1/2 container of diced mushrooms
100g of rice/egg noodles
Sesame oil
Tablespoon of soy sauce

If you wanna be fancy then toast a handful of sesame seeds in the pan before you put oil in it, and sprinkle them on top of the finished dish.

Try again with that slightly revised list of ingredients and let me know what you think.
 
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Bender said:
Yeah, you fucked up when you cooked 200g of noodles for one person, you should've just gone for 100g. But making mistakes is how we learn, it's nice to see someone trying something new, friendo.
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I eat a lot. I usually do 150g or so, but I overestimated how much I could eat and not go into a food coma. There's worse problems
 
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