Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It obviously doesn't matter if he just barely passed high school, or is a disgusting ball of lard. He's a PUBLISHED AUTHOR! That makes him better than everyone else.
Even though that really just shows how far the bar has been lowered. You now just need to fellate some SFWA pederast.
Paul Weimer should never be allowed within 50 feet of a kid. He's going "sightseeing" in Vietnam by himself soon.
And it doesn't even take a second of thought to know exactly why that pedophile is going there.

What an insanely creepy dude.
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Is Pat the best lolcow on this entire site, or what? I have been introduced to several good authors through @Boston Brand, learned about proper fence construction, lazy photoshop techniques, and that mustangs are for fags. And now, I have been introduced to a cool new podcast! Who else is fuckin' stoked for the 3rd?!
 
Piggy and his pedophile friends are about to become a lot more well known. Good. Pat is a piece of shit for abandoning his kid, but it's definitely for the best that she isn't around him and the other degenerates he associates with. Paul Weimer should never be allowed within 50 feet of a kid. He's going "sightseeing" in Vietnam by himself soon. For real. I hope that podcast coming out worries him enough to cancel the trip. Those poor Vietnamese children would be spared that at least.
Hopefully Paul Weimer gets the Gary Glitter treatment at minimum. Vietnam treated Gary Glitter with kid gloves but could've executed him. Paul is playing with fire, and I hope he gets burned.
 
Pat is so fucking stupid. Any random person that interacts with him is immediately thrown into the pile of stalkers and trolls.

Like I bet he freaked out at the Home Depot checkout person when his credit card got declined and accused him/her of being stalker/dozer/swatter and the poor 20 year old kid is left wondering what this fat, creepy fart is on about.

His freakout at this podcast is not a good look at all. And I'm sure in the past, some of his friends that Patrick has defended publicly in the past, have told him, "please stop. You aren't helping". I'm certain that Pat in the past has ignored their requests, which more than likely has ended personal relationships.

Patrick is never going to be able to let this podcast guy go. Pat is going to turn this one off episode into a six part series just on himself because he won't be able to stop making stupid threats and sperging on Twitter. And its going to be easy to make, free content, generating a lot of views. In turn, more and more content creators are going to discover Pat is like this.

He is going to expand out of his small circle of trolls, to being someone that mainstream audiences just fuck with.

And the more Patrick lashes out, the more he becomes a cash cow. Then more people fuck with him. The more he lashes out...etc.

I'm calling it right now. Patrick is going to turn into the next Chris-chan.
 
Weimer makes my skin crawl, such a fucking sketchy weirdo. This creep has Jimmy Savile energy all over and is absolutely going to Vietnam for sex tourism, make no mistake.
Oh yeah, he just sets something primal off in me when I look at his face. Disgusting little creepy weirdo he is.

You also gotta love how every single person who ends up on the periphery of Pat's life comes to the exact same conclusions, but he insists they've all just been tricked by the evil genius cyberstalkers. Note how once again he's using "son" in the context of arguing that he's not a pedophile - because he knows exactly what response he'd get (from past experience) if he started childing
 
And for those new to Pat, here's just one excerpt from his writing- you're free to peruse the rest of his work to find more examples and see I'm not cherry picking. Enjoy the pronoun inserts for progressive head pats too:

The game ball went to Cha'ku for zer spectacular crunch-time catch. Ze was absolutely thrilled by the honor and cradled the ball like a newborn.
As the players changed out of their sweaty uniforms and stripped off their pads, Benson noticed his wife standing in the doorway, taking in the sights. Benson quickly shuffled her out of view. "Honey, you can't just come in the locker room."
"Why not?"
"It makes people uncomfortable."
"I'm not uncomfortable," she grinned devilishly.
"They're kids, dear."
"Awful big for kids," Theresa said. "But speaking of kids, we have to pick ours up from the airfield, remember?"
"Right!" Benson said.
"You forgot?"
"Absolutely not."
Theresa sighed. "Honestly, Bryan, what's the point of even setting a plant alert for you?"
"It must have glitched again."
"Your head must have glitched again." Theresa started moving towards the door. "C'mon, the pod's waiting for us."


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Also here's Pat getting demolished by our good friend Mike. Nice associates Pat! Not concerning at all!
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But Pat knows all about how the law works, because his lawsuits have gone so well eh? (Credit to the Pests for the screenshots)
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I managed to contact the Home Depo security guy and confirm this story and discover more details -
Pat was truly in Home Depo parking lot doing donuts - in fact by the time of contact he went through 5 party-sized boxes already - but the guard only approached him after several reports by black single mothers about something hungrily leering at their kids as they walked past the Mustang
 
And in case you aren't convinced of Pat's fixation with writing inappropriate content, here's some more of his writing- erotic fiction featuring two 7th Grade girls, the fucking freak:
Hey Porsalin get making that documentary won't ya, you've got a mountain of material to work with, newbies don't wanna slog through 1310 pages love ya big guy

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