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He aint exactly quick on the uptake.....or on his feet for that matter
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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he has a history of Anabelling books halfway and leaving them unfinished for years unless a publisher pays him
half-novels at the half-hovel
so maybe he found a publisher for Tiny Tim and that's why he's finally finishing it? or Nikki gave him an ultimatum and he's in a hurry to have the e-book ready for the Christmas season?
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Speaking of novels, I would like to remind all Kiwis that November is National Novel Writing Month, so if you'd like to beat Fat Rick at his own game, this is the time to do it.
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His hacky style makes it really clear that he has watched far more sci fi movies rather than read sci fi classics.
The fact that he can’t quite seem to grasp that the reader won’t be picturing what he is automatically.
He just doesn’t understand that some contextual information is required, and insultingly assumes everyone will have seen what he has watched.
In short, he is just a terrible writer, which makes it infuriating that better writers will never get published.
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Which means it took him 6 months or 1000 work hours to write less than 13,666 words--a blistering pace of 13.7 words per hour, or one word every 5 minutes.
Everything about this fat, stupid bastard disgusts me.
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It was never going to release this Christmas, stalker. Enjoy prison.
Btw, the other book he's referring to, aside from In the Red, is "Herd Immunity", which he desperately pitched at various conventions before giving up on it.
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Fucking *chef's kiss*
Could stem from his complete inability to see things from another person's point of view, the sign of every narcissist, psycho and mid-wit all over the world.
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So what you're saying is when his books were in editing he walked up to TOR's sister and threatened to murder the company and the book once it's released?
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The modern emphasis on “worldbuildong” has to be the most concrete representation of the intellectual consumption of “goyslop”.
Truly worldbuilding is the high fructose corn syrup of the mind.
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WHAT!? How the fuck did I miss this?!
Dan tease in fur know
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do you think pat could be convinced to do audiobook narration of his own books? pitch it to him as more money without having to do any of that pesky writing.
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If he was forced to read his books, he might realize they are shit
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Why is this fat faggot writing against a word count like a high schooler? Wouldn’t you write the story you want to tell, and then edit it down (or up!) as necessary? Fucking min/maxer.
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I'm just playing Dumbo's Advocate, but since A Christmas Carnage used characters from Piggy's novels (I remember at least Firstname Lastname was in it, maybe a transgender space crab), would that have been a valid enough reason to have it removed from Amazon?
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Because he only mentioned in twice in an entire decade of tweeting. THe guy who couldn't stop posting selfies at the gym, meticulously documents his garden every year, and amassed 200,000 tweets only mentioned his Krav Maga training twice. Even zero self-awareness Pat feels embarrassment for having made that up.
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He even fails at lying about doing martial arts, literal 15-year-old schoolyard tier.
Oh yeah, BJJ and Aikido are super useful for a fat man in a street fight, real ground combat grappler that one.
Kendo? Oh shit, hand that man a wooden sword and he will probably slightly inconvenience you!
While you stalkers have been enjoying prison, he has mastered the japanese training-sword, all the meme martial arts and a two-hour self-defense class for women where they teach them to go for the balls and run away.
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Come now, by far his most fantastically absurd claim has to be that he could chase someone down for two hours. I'd press X on two minutes.
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No, Stalker Child! I'll have you know that BJJ and Aikido are in fact, the optimal martial arts for lazy fat men due to their low energy ethos! Enjoy prison!
He even fails at lying about doing martial arts, literal 15-year-old schoolyard tier.
Oh yeah, BJJ and Aikido are super useful for a fat man in a street fight, real ground combat grappler that one.
Kendo? Oh shit, hand that man a wooden sword and he will probably slightly inconvenience you!
While you stalkers have been enjoying prison, he has mastered the japanese training-sword, all the meme martial arts and a two-hour self-defense class for women where they teach them to go for the balls and run away.
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Fuck my ass I missed this too.....see even during a try spell, fatrick has enough untapped cawntent in his backlogs to keep us all well fed and satiated
Also the image of him using kendo to fight the stalker childs is gonna keep me giggling long into the night
EDIT: wait a moment.....this just made me realise he almost certainly bought a cheap online katana to pose with....jesus fucking christ fatrick you so silly