Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick needs an editor for his tweets. How embarrassing to fatfinger one of your top 5 most typed words.
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The election isn't for four months and inauguration isn't for six and a half, so how would that effect be "immediate"? Professional writer.
 
One of my secret dreams of Trump destroying American Democracy is for him to win, become president, then declare for his second term he's going full Democrat and dismantle everything the Republicans are working for and go full Woke just to watch the USA wide blue screen on the faces of people like Fatrick on both sides. Too bad there's no way to delay LotY so that there would be time for that that happened and the complete and utter confusion causes Rick to something insane as the Merge further infects our reality and he ends up with a full deranged criminal trial and gets reunited with all the Stalker Children currently enjoying prison.

You can do it Pat, the Merge has not yet found its avatar. Claim the medallion, break it in your fat meaty hands, be possessed by it and be infused by the indignation of an election going against your desires and the confused energy of the Ultimate Fascist going in the complete opposite direction of all your doomsaying. You just need to release all the milk at once.
 
Imagine being Rick. Your literally documented GPA is 1.2. You're literally a documented RETARD.

Objective evidence proves you're an incredibly stupid person with an IQ at least two standard deviations below the norm, which is to say you're pretty much retarded.

And still, you act like Fat Rick acts online.
 
People who lift weights daily and need to down a bunch of eggs for the protein prefer it for that reason.
Yes, child, and Rick will lift more weight at once than those people will lift in their lifetime when he gets up from the fart couch. You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like, which is why your life is already over.
Today, the Chair Force calls it Fatter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP FAT
Code name :Very Deep Throat.
"Any sortie flown with this frankenstein loadout will be visible on radar"
What a retard, the F-18 isn't a stealth aircraft to begin with
What I'm hearing you say is that he's right.
Imagine being Rick.
I already apologized for turning you into a gay nigger, asking this of me is just cruel and unusual.
 
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Pat loves talking about facts to childs.
 
Patrick starts harassing a nice lady on twitter (of course Pat targets a woman for his drunken abuse)
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The funsters throw a wrench in the works.
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Pat sends his cyberstalking terrorists after Shyla but she is brave and won't back down to his threats.
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Patrick needs to check his misogynist abuse. This is not ok.
 
This thread:

"Patrick can win Lolcow of the year".

Immediately after:

  • Russell Greer becomes homeless
  • Bossmanjack gets arrested
  • It is revealed that Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009
  • Ralph is being hunted by a hurricane
and probably more.

Universe is really conspiring against Patrick
There is hope. The half hovel is looking for new tenets Aug 1. Perhaps Dan would like a vacation home to the scenic Milwaukee area. Add a couple sinks to his collection, while trying to have a Seinfeld and Kramer relationship with Fatrick.

 
There is hope. The half hovel is looking for new tenets Aug 1. Perhaps Dan would like a vacation home to the scenic Milwaukee area. Add a couple sinks to his collection, while trying to have a Seinfeld and Kramer relationship with Fatrick.

Appliances included, no dogs allowed.
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Will Dan Mullen rent this as his summer home? He's got the sink money to make it happen.

EDIT: looking at the pictures now, Pat couldn't even be bothered to dust before photographing it for the listing. What an oaf.
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I wont quote individual posts but to clear some bits up from the last 30 or so pages:

LOTR ring speech tattoo was before meeting Nikki (2011) some time when he was with Ade:
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RE: Hoolies.
He is either;
Banned
Asked to not attend while he has this "stalker" problem (polite banning)
A conversation has been had and Pat is not going out of principle because the owner isn't 100% Pat. (self banning)

There has been no evidence of Hoolis posting for well over a year, in that time he has been spotted at multiple other bars being fat. Both his Stealthygeek and TorqueWheeler twitter accounts post the occasional picture of a car that fatty has seen while out. Usually the cars are within 100m of hooli's. Since the supposed banning he has still been posting car pics, all of them within 100m of the Swinging Door, Izzy's, The garage etc.

There was a also "rumor" that Nikki has been spotted in Hoolis without Pat several times last year.

Pat has History with Hooli's, he was a long time patron. When Hooli's burnt down, funsters donated to the rebuild under various pseudonyms insulting/mocking Pat. Instead of just leaving it alone, being happy that Hooli's is getting money. He oinked at the owner until he refunded all of the prank donations. (Pat wasnt on the list of donors either). The day it reopened fatass parked himself on the bar with his laptop and peripherals.
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Hooli's have always dealt with the odd prank call from funsters, asking for Pat, asking why he is banned, ordering food for pat etc. Any mention of his name and they will immediately hang up.
You had the BDA saga, with piggy so eager to get a W, posting the fact that Hooli's had broken financial reg/laws by giving them BDA's cc receipt. There was 100% some fallout from that, the owner was definitely aware of what happened.
Then you had the Dan visit with the Voodoo dolls doing his livestream and a funster pranking Dan by phoning Tess at the bar and reporting him as a pedo and a member of NAMBLA.
It all likely culminated during fattys TORSWATS saga where Hooli's was the target of bomb threats.
Despite fatty talking all big about his bar brawls, Hoolis has to be one of the quietest in the city. The Torswats saga* started 25th july '22 and ended when he was arrested in Jan '24 (exclude the fake swats and Jackie Singh TorSwat returns bullshit) In that time (17 months) Hooli's had 911 activity 10 times. With some being for traffic violations outside, some being routine callbacks, check ins etc.
03 August 202222215168012017 E NORTH AV,MKEASSIGNMENT19:42
14 September 202222257076412017 E NORTH AV,MKETHEFT VEHICLE11:52
26 November 202222330040112017 E NORTH AV,MKECITIZEN CONTACT09:40
30 November 202222334164612017 E NORTH AV,MKEFOLLOW UP19.09
19 March 202323078097412017 E NORTH AV,MKEBOMB THREAT16:13
02 April 202323092078912017 E NORTH AV,MKETRAFFIC HAZARD13:28
10 June 202323161128512017 E NORTH AV,MKENOISE NUISANCE17:14
02 July 202323183011912017 E NORTH AV,MKETRBL W/SUBJ01:47
10 July 202323191066412017 E NORTH AV,MKEBUSINESS CHECK11:38
28 November 202323332069312017 E NORTH AV,MKEBOMB THREAT13:43

Fatty related activity accounts for 20% of their calls in a 17 month period. (that we know of). When someone is bringing heat to your business, and of that nature, it's bound to lead to the conversation.

note that time in between the threats.
It is assumed that fatty was banned/asked to not patronize on/after the first one in March.
In August 2022 Torswats had his electronic devices taken by the FBI. The "swats" after that have been very suspect, fabricated or reduced to the level of emailing schools**.
Around this time he was also pushing heavily the trope that the 911 calls made, were being done with patrick voice AI, despite any calls that were leaked by Torwats having no such audio.
This had lead to speculation that Patrick called in the second threat as a fuck you to Hooli's for the ban (after months of being pestered about being banned by funsters).

*assuming Torswats/Nathan Fillion was the perp for all swats
** unverified. Info source from fatty himself.

Hooli's for Pat never, OnA Forever

RE: the apartment listing for 2613, that is old. Ignore the 2 week updated. and the Aug 1st Date. The listing has been up for over a year at least.

The person in the mirror taking the pictures is the realtor at the time.
 
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being forced to do this (by whom?).

Anyone around him. Look at how well he's responding to the 'I'm your future AirBnB renter!' bit. The renting that is going on here is being IN his head and the pests got that on lockdown. Squatters rights will keep 'em there.

Dollar wise the rent to tenant looks like it would work out better. A pest rents that, invites in DNS (department of neighborhood services) and lets 'em inspect. If it is hovely enough of a place they keep paying rent but to DNS and if Pat doesn't fix the place the pest gets the money back. Said pest could then also sue for termination of the lease due to the landlord being, well, the real life version of the online Patrick who's conduct is so above and beyond others online he's get this very thread and a whole 'nuther website dedicated to pointing at him and laughing.

'Your honor my landlord is mentally unstable and violent. Here he punched me in the face because I said Joe Biden is old. Now approve my motion to bar this menace from renting to others so no one else is subjected to his violent nature and the 2nd motion to void this lease.'
 
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