Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

‘Don’t feed the trolls is bad advice’ Pat the reason you are in the position you are now is because you feed the trolls. Same reason CWC became as legendary as he has done. A fire can’t burn if you don’t give it fuel - many threads here have died because their subject stopped providing content.

Plus you have to remember that all this hand-wringing about harassment and victim blaming is pure bullshit given the harassment they always engage in when a suitable target approaches. It’s just not as fun when you’re on the receiving end of it.

the only thread that hasnt died is the dobson one and thats because he was so repulsive people still talk about how repulsive he is.

 

[Mr Moonface]

the only thread that hasnt died is the dobson one and thats because he was so repulsive people still talk about how repulsive he is.

I would argue that this thread was dead for about the first year or so after it's creation. Pat resurrected it himself with his retarded lawsuit.

 

[Retink]

Yeah Pat you totally didn't get those out of the attic in preparation for the con
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Just like all those that sold so well last time that you had to... give them away for free
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"In the Black" is my favorite book, it really brings to life the military realities of being able to disable tanks an even jet fighters using water balloons filled with paint. By the time where we got to how you can turn enemy darkies into pepperoni I was amazed by the author's ability to insert food based tactics.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Some vintage Pat to cleanse the palate after all the victimhood grifting: he's sooo tough he can handle spicy food from fast food chains, guys! wow

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[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I find it offensive that even as a fat fuck he has shit taste. KFC sucks ass

 

[The I Scream Man]

Fucks sakes you can make better chicken than KFC at home as a literal layperson, a complete noob

as long as you're not impossibly retarded I guess

 

[Mr Moonface]

Exclusive (and totally real) footage of Pat swatting himself has surfaced - Credit to ToxicCilsWhileMaleTorque:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

"come find me at the bar"

I bet Pat thinks that makes him sound so cool.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Fucks sakes you can make better chicken than KFC at home as a literal layperson, a complete noob

as long as you're not impossibly retarded I guess

"as long as you're not impossibly retarded"

And here we come to Pat's stumbling block.

 

[Sammich]

It's been an honor pointing out that fatrick is indeed fat, and that his wife's vagina is always full of rotten nigger farts.
I don't think we are going anywhere, i just have really enjoyed fatposting.
If something does happen, i would like to have the prank from the one fella a few months ago, does anyone know what page that might have been?
i'm retarded, i meant the one where someone was larping as a journo and talked to him for two hours broke over a couple videos. The "my editor said no, because you are a fat faggot with bitch tits"

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone needs to contact Null and shut the forums down, lolcows don't exist:

 

[James done did it]

Hey fat fuck, it's SWATing not SWATTing you dumb fuck.

I know you're reading this.

 

[Satan McAllister]

Also, to Patrick:

You are fat.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's been an honor pointing out that fatrick is indeed fat, and that his wife's vagina is always full of rotten nigger farts.
I don't think we are going anywhere, i just have really enjoyed fatposting.
If something does happen, i would like to have the prank from the one fella a few months ago, does anyone know what page that might have been?

Which prank?

 

[Sammich]

Which prank?

Good lord i'm retarded, the one where someone was larping as a journo and talked to him for two hours broke over a couple videos. The "my editor said no, because you are a fat faggot with bitch tits"

 

[Caverlock]

Good lord i'm retarded, the one where someone was larping as a journo and talked to him for two hours broke over a couple videos. The "my editor said no, because you are a fat faggot with bitch tits"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...rque-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-9998981

Edit: External mirrors are at https://apostlegate.net/josiah-tapes/

 

[Meat Target]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...rque-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-9998981

Edit: External mirrors are at https://apostlegate.net/josiah-tapes/

The apex of Patstory. God bless you, rascals.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Patrick does know that it's really fucking easy to get a phone in prison now, right? Fucking MadThad talked about this when he started making videos last summer. Even if his atalkers got thrown in prison, it likely wouldn't stop anything. They'd just shitpost in prison and probably even get the crazy prison Islamists to start shitposting about how Fatrick is the physical proof of Yakub's genetic experiments.

I knew guys from my old food service job who got into Yu-Gi-Oh and D&D during their time in prison. These were some dark skinned motherfuckers who did it to burn time. Even if Fatrick somehow wins, he'd lose.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I would argue that this thread was dead for about the first year or so after it's creation. Pat resurrected it himself with his retarded lawsuit.

Pat once again proving how fat he is what took an utterly broken betrayed man three days took His Lardass over a year, because hes fat and lazy.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Someone needs to contact Null and shut the forums down, lolcows don't exist:

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I have a fuckton of pages to catch up on but "Lolcows do not exist, child" genuinely got a laugh from me. He's shit at comedy yet hilarious as hell when shit like this happens.