Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Perhaps whoever he paid to originally swat him set up an auto-dialer to the MPD and forgot to turn off?
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I mean does anyone have the dates and times of the various SWAT’ings?

Based on whatever time he’s being called you could probably figure out if it’s someone in Europe or the US or if it’s a NEET.
I know someone has the dates and you most likely could look at if Patrick pissed someone off on Twitter prior to a SWAT’ing.
 
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Make another batch of popcorn. Blob Villa has another project in mind.

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Y'know, Pat, a dremel tool will whittle down two-by-fours into nice sharp spikes for pungee traps. Makes it harder for the future pepperoni to run away.

Do have fun.
 
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Octopi said:
God, I want to see that Singh woman explain to Pat why it was 100% necessary for her to pick a username like piggytomlinson on OnA. Even people apparently on his side can't help but dig at him, huh?
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I think she thought she was being clever, picking a username that blended in with ONA's culture. Like all lolcows, her hubris was her undoing.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I think she thought she was being clever, picking a username that blended in with ONA's culture. Like all lolcows, her hubris was her undoing.
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I feel like she absolutely didn't need to go that far though! A random word username probably wouldn't have even stuck out. Or even just "fuckpat" or something, surely? But no, her first pull was PIGGY. Magnificent.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I think she thought she was being clever, picking a username that blended in with ONA's culture. Like all lolcows, her hubris was her undoing.
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What's funny is she thought she had room to make fun of Pat for being fat 🐷🐷🐷🐷
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Based on whatever time he’s being called you could probably figure out if it’s someone in Europe or the US or if it’s a NEET.
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You'd have to look at the logs proper because of all the fake ones with no log. Usually they're in the dead of night I think, but these more recent ones, of those that were real, were across the day. If they were all late I'd assume EU but with the variety it's hard to say if it's one actor or many.
Meat Target said:
Make another back of popcorn. Blob Villa has another project in mind.
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I genuinely cannot wait. Everything else was more or less pre-fab or simple and he still fucked those up; putting the fence backwards and nailing and painting rotted wood. This time he gets to actually  make something. Even if he follows a video (doubt it, he's too smart to need a video, child) it's gonna probably look like shit because trotters made it.

Also he's boldly assuming it's going to be structurally sound enough for his great weight.
 
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