Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Or, to reiterate my previous hypothesis that he is a fat, male (allegedly) Peggy Hill, he's randomly and unnecessarily mixing foreign words in his sentences (azul is blue in Spanish and Portuguese) to sound worldly.

He's not peggy he's just "into things".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But you still call him your “kid brother”, so what’s up with that? Piggy calling Kyle his “little brother” sounds similar.
I heart you Feline Solution but this whole idea of flexing on a younger sibling whilst both being adults is just strange to me.

This is dumb. If someone refers to their younger sibling as “kid brother” or “kid sister” on some occasions, it’s meaningless. I have younger sisters and I refer to them as my kid sisters at times — primarily because I feel protective of them and that goes along with being extraordinarily proud of them.

Pat, on the other hand, refers to Kyle 100% of the time as his “little brother.” It’s not as if they have a third brother and he’s trying to differentiate between them. If that were the case, referring to Kyle as his younger brother would be appropriate.

His constant repetition of “my little brother” is what stands out. Pat has a pathological need to diminish others in relation to himself. Kyle also has a history of distinguishing himself in both academics and athletics, while Pat barely graduated high school and is so unfamiliar with exercise that he claims to bench 250, swears that he casually carries 120 worth of dumbbells around his gym, and wears thick hoodies and sweatpants when he cheats in half-marathons.

Pat is an insecure pussy. We know this. He knows we know this. But his mom invented Twitter hashtags in the early 1990s so he persists in every ridiculous charade, from claiming he was never convicted of anything and “Rona doesn’t exist” to insisting his text buddies are “going to prison forever.”

Lolcows gonna lolcow. That’s as complex as it gets.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Pat barely graduated high school and is so unfamiliar with exercise that he claims to bench 250, swears that he casually carries 120 worth of dumbbells around his gym, and wears thick hoodies and sweatpants when he cheats in half-marathons.

Here's the thing about Fat's claims. I actually believe them, however what I think the reality of the matter is that he didn't do proper posture, proper extension, etc. while lifting, benching, and all that shit. Probably barely raised it a few millimeters for a few repetitions. Now even if someone does improper training there would still be not incredible or impressive results but still some results (I'm no physical health expert so don't take me too seriously here.) but with Fat I don't see any gains other than his fat gut. So this is just my personal theory but I think what happened is he only benched 250 once, realized he couldn't do it every day but he still "technically" did it and since he's a narcissistic fat fuck he now brags about how he benched 250.
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again.

 

[DumbDude43]

Here's the thing about Fat's claims. I actually believe them, however what I think the reality of the matter is that he didn't do proper posture, proper extension, etc. while lifting, benching, and all that shit. Probably barely raised it a few millimeters for a few repetitions. Now even if someone does improper training there would still be not incredible or impressive results but still some results (I'm no physical health expert so don't take me too seriously here.) but with Fat I don't see any gains other than his fat gut. So this is just my personal theory but I think what happened is he only benched 250 once, realized he couldn't do it every day but he still "technically" did it and since he's a narcissistic fat fuck he now brags about how he benched 250.
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again.

he's so fat, even if he did real serious training you would be unable to see any gains because how the fuck are you going to notice 5 pounds of muscle gain under those 100 pounds of excess body fat?
to have visible gains he'd first have to lose some serious weight. as long as he's fat any claimed gains are unverifiable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think what happened is he only benched 250 once

I promise you this never happened. Anyone who knew anything about lifting would have never even made this claim. He’s a liar, no technicalities ever necessary (just occasionally useful).

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

I promise you this never happened. Anyone who knew anything about lifting would have never even made this claim. He’s a liar, no technicalities ever necessary (just occasionally useful).

I probably worded it wrong but I'm not saying he did it successfully. He probably held it in his greasy hands, nearly choked from the bar crushing his neck since his fat arms can't even carry it properly, probably lifted it a few millimeters (I'm probably being super generous here) before a gym employee rushed over to help remove the barbell, and after that retarded moment he brags he benched 250. I think Fat is delusional hence why I think there's some "truth" to his claim but again, that's my theory.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The only thing Pat has lifted that is 250lbs is his massive gut.

 

[Something Awful]

If Fat actually lifted weights, he would never shut up about it. He’s the kind of guy who needs to post on xitter about every “manly” thing he does.

I’m guessing what happened is someone asked “how much do you bench, fatty?”, and Fat googled “what’s a decent bench press”, learned that benching your body weight is considered pretty ok, and then went with that.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The man who tells Twitter when he changes his porch lightbulb, cooks breakfast, posts his faggy little tactical reload videos, buys a hammer, fucks his wife, etc you get the idea would be posting more than his fat greasy face at the gym if he were capable. He’s so insecure and retarded that if he could bench shit, even with completely wrong form, he’d be arrogant enough to make sure you can see him do it. He tries to impress danger hair gender blobs and cat ladies with his backwards hat and tight shirts, he wouldn’t hesitate to flex with a gym video. Anyone remember the naked picture behind the houseplant? He posted his fat beer gut every time he took a run around the block. It’s not that deep, pats just retarded and fat.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

The man who tells Twitter when he changes his porch lightbulb, cooks breakfast, posts his faggy little tactical reload videos, buys a hammer, fucks his wife, etc you get the idea would be posting more than his fat greasy face at the gym if he were capable. He’s so insecure and retarded that if he could bench shit, even with completely wrong form, he’d be arrogant enough to make sure you can see him do it. He tries to impress danger hair gender blobs and cat ladies with his backwards hat and tight shirts, he wouldn’t hesitate to flex with a gym video. Anyone remember the naked picture behind the houseplant? He posted his fat beer gut every time he took a run around the block. It’s not that deep, pats just retarded and fat.

You know what? That's actually a good point. I'll consneed.

I will say, I'm now thinking back to his claims of "being in bar fights." and how that video of him throwing a wimpy punch at cops got out showing how hilariously incapable he is at fighting, I kind of want to see that with him lifting weights and shit now. We'll probably never see it, but I mean the closest we could see to Fatrick lifting weights in a hilariously inefficient and shitty way is kidnapping a black child for his patented Tomlinson pepperoni recipe. For all the gains he gets from lifting those children, they're replaced with a new layer of fat consuming them as pepperoni.

*Edit:
Thinking on it for a bit, I think Fatrick is playing technicality tomlinson with his 250 bench press claim like maybe he benched 50 5 times his entire life therefore 50*5 is 250 stalker child (Hard to believe as well I know but that's one of the technicality bs I'd see him try to do.). He may not take selfies and jerk himself off to it like he does with building a fence backwards but he still says he didn't pay Quasi despite proof stating otherwise. Like I said, he's delusional and narcissistic and thinks WAY too highly of himself.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

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I used a AI prompt to add pepperoni to this classic soprano diner scene, but i can't merge this fatrick with the johhny cakes guy, please someone help!

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These were the results I got, the AI could get the red sweating look unfortunately:

Spoiler: AI Pat still looks more human than normal Pat

 

[Pickle Built]

Anyone remember the naked picture behind the houseplant?

For the love of God please no I didn't know there were gunt leaks

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I feel sick

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It takes a strong man to hold Tyrone up to where his butthole aligns just right with Nikki’s twat.

 

[RussianParasite]

I’m guessing what happened is someone asked “how much do you bench, fatty?”, and Fat googled “what’s a decent bench press”, learned that benching your body weight is considered pretty ok, and then went with that.

therefore 50*5 is 250 stalker child

NoooOoOOO. stalker. children. ThaT is noT whaT Occured. Patrick did a push up which is the same thing basically as benching his body weight (250lbs at that time). You know nothing about being a gym rat, but will learn plenty about working out in prison.

 

[keytar]

I feel sick

Getting fucked by multiple court-mandated payments doesn't count as a threesome, Rick.

i typed this into google because i did not know what it meant, and patrick s. tomlinson's twitter is the first result. i wasn't expecting that, oddly.

Dude's Literally Tonnes In Weight

Pat is great and all but it really is mindblowing that someone as retarded as that mongrel streetshitter exists. Every single tweet I see from her manages to be more vacuous than the last. I'm shocked she has enough brain power to breathe and type at the same time.

I've just started reading through Snackie's thread properly, for a while I wasn't that interested because I thought she was just a random Internet Tough Gal but now I'm fascinated. She's either the world's most exceptionally committed troll or the world's most exceptional retard. Maybe both.

 

[AN/ALR56]

These were the results I got, the AI could get the red sweating look unfortunately:

Spoiler: AI Pat still looks more human than normal Pat

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First one is great, good job!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Fat is delusional hence why I think there's some "truth" to his claim but again, that's my theory.

That reads like a total non sequitur. What does being delusional have to do with lying?

Pat is happy to make up lies out of whole cloth. He does it constantly, including in court during BDA’s restraining order hearing when Pat perjured himself and claimed he hadn’t sent texts that he believed BDA had deleted.

Pat requires no grain of truth to be dishonest. It’s just that simple.

 

[An automatic clown]

Patrick Tomlinson appears to be trying to get a restraining order on Daniel Mullen and he was denied. Another FAT L for Piggy !

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Keep in mind this area of the law is the most retard-proof of all, it's meant to be maneuver by hispanic housewives who get beat by their drunk husband. Nothing is retard-proof enough for our Pig, though.

they denied him a restraining order while only having HIS SIDE OF THE STORY, that's how unappealing he is

 

[An automatic clown]

Apparently Pats arch enemy in writing has reviewed his book. Piggy racking up Ls.