Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I meant published by a major publishing company. Not self published. David does that. Well attempts to. He rarely releases his kickstarters.
I didn't know taking photos at the gym was a workout. I'll be hitting 50 in few short years and my body is doing just fine with my workouts even after the operation and medication. Maybe if you didn't weigh as much as Planet X your body could handle even a light jog.
This dumb fuck forgot that there's a reason why 2A exists. 1.2 GPA working it's wonders I see.
Pressing X to doubt. That's probably Pat's best attempt at shooting.
I have to disagree with you there. Patrick is sort of coming out of the closest as we all know he's a faery faggot with bitch tits.
 
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Someone stole his pesticide ridden Handy Man Pat built chairs and my ribs won't recover.
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Cow crossover with David Hill.
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Gotta say, the feud between Fatrick and Anarcho-commie Troon Twitter is a laugh riot.
Biden doesnt control israeli foreign policy but he is handing out billions of american taxpayer money. Off topic but I dont care for either side if the israelis want to conquer all of palestine go ahead but they shouldnt be given billions of my tax money.
 
Ho-lee shit, there are people with even less sense that Piggy. Why would anyone take those chairs after seeing them? Oh yeah, they look sturdy and comfortable said no one ever, except the idiot who built them, and built them poorly.

Plot twist: Nikki placed the Craigslist ad because she wanted those eyesores gone.
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I was wondering about the lolsuit. If Piggy and Nikki give depositions, and there is no way the city attorneys do not want their depositions, will they ever be available to the public? You just know that Piggy will lie, and lie a lot, and think he got away with it because the city attorneys will not have called him out on it, at least not until the trial... Normally depositions are pretty boring to read, but we know Piggy will not listen to his attorneys and will be easily tricked by opposing counsel.
 
Some skeptical Redditors think it may be gayops by Pat however:
If it wasn't he'd have the security footage up right away. I'm guessing it would show the same scoundrel who vandalized his property before with the lamest insults ever and a marker you can easily just wipe off.

Also come on you expect me that there are more people who think his handiwork is of suck quality that they're be willing to just carry two heavy and awkward objects (no, not his tits, the chairs) off through a back alley.
 
Hi I'm gayops Rick, I love saying "Adirondack". Did you know it's one of the gayest-sounding words in the English language? It's my favorite.

Sorry for the double post but holy shit my ribs. He is trying to get them back. Here is what he posted on craigslist :
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"Definitely not downsizing", but he really should. Because he's very fat.
 
Fat's fattyrondack cancer chairs have you bent double with your ass on the ground and your knees in the air like Nikki with a large side of beans and rice in the men's room at Popeyes on the first of the month.
I hope whoever made the mistake of taking them sues Fatrick for the resulting chiropractor visits (they have a stronger case than Fat VS the internet, his city, and the police)
 
I was going to blow off his whole political rant after he started it off with the absolute gem of Netanyu is committing war crimes in Gaza to get Trump elected but it was well worth the read. He really does think that the presidency works the same way Micheal Scott thinks bankruptcy works, you just walk out and declare you're president for life and that's just it.
 
I was going to blow off his whole political rant after he started it off with the absolute gem of Netanyu is committing war crimes in Gaza to get Trump elected but it was well worth the read. He really does think that the presidency works the same way Micheal Scott thinks bankruptcy works, you just walk out and declare you're president for life and that's just it.
His “if trump wins elections are over” is getting me more and more in the “stop I can only get so hard” mode.

He is such an insufferable prick but it is absolutely chefs kiss 😘 that all he seems to be able to do is piss off fellow leftists.
 
I’m 100% with the pests’ theory on this. He lives in a half-hovel in the ghetto and chairs he leaves outside disappear. His first thought is: “Wow, I need to check Craigslist?” I don’t fucking think so.
I agree. It reeks of being a gay op because there's infinitely better ways of getting chairs.
 
I agree. It reeks of being a gay op because there's infinitely better ways of getting chairs.
And infinetely better chairs to steal. Two of the defining characteristics of adirondack chairs is the vertical slats for the back and the rounded front by your knees. He copied k-mart tier knock offs and did so poorly.
 
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