Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The fuck does that even mean?!?
You just know that Rick was so proud of himself for that tweet, smugly grinning away to himself as his trotter hit send. Sometimes he can genuinely make me a little MATI

He’s trying to do some very various variations of a joke you know like the “holocaust didn’t happen, but it should have” kind of thing and say that Trump is the same, but now Vance loves Hitler.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Ever since last night's VP debate, I can't help but see this image of Vance as Fatricks "trademarked" pfp.

Anyone with decent shop skills make it happen? Now I ain't saying I'm gonna bother Patrick with the image, but I'm sure if he ever saw the image he would mald.



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you got it child

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I have been directed to contact some other people to double check the records.

Please find attach the one swatting call. I will endeavour to see if there is any other evidence of additional swatting calls

From the other contacts:




I have been given three options, and will consider the matter accordingly:

 

[Shalashaskaa]

you got it child
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Noo Walz child,

You were not in China during the Riots

 

[sallowhal]

damn some people might actually be enjoying prison soon.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Your investigation is already over, glowy child. Enjoy federal prison.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

damn some people might actually be enjoying prison soon.

swatting is a felony (in the real definition not the patrick one) and it was never a question that the feds would investigate and eventually fuck up whoever is responsible.

 

[Sugriva]

I'm conflicted. I hate swatters and think it's faggy behavior, but I also don't want to see Patrick get a win.

 

[Associate Rick]

Milwaukee informs me that as far as they are aware they had only received one swatting call, it being from 2022. They claim their records on these are subject to deletion after 180 days, but given this is from 999 days ago, that is evidently not always followed. I have been directed to contact some other people to double check the records.

Please find attach the one swatting call. I will endeavour to see if there is any other evidence of additional swatting calls
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I wonder have any of the pests referred to him as Shawn, considering he gets so pissy about his name.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Now I might be a bit biased, being a right-wing extremist, but seems to me all these Hitler comparisons don't make contemporary people seem bad, but make Hitler seem increasingly benign.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

I'm conflicted. I hate swatters and think it's faggy behavior, but I also don't want to see Patrick get a win.

There's a non zero chance that pat is one of the swatters and will be enjoying prison himself, which I hope ends up being true but he gets a very short sentence. Just enough that people will be able to ask him if he enjoyed prison but not long enough to put a stop to pat content.

 

[Finger Pistols]

If it turns out that the results of the investigation reveal that Fatrick paid to swat himself I am going to have a laughing fit while eating pepperoni in my basement.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I wonder have any of the pests referred to him as Shawn, considering he gets so pissy about his name.

i'm suddenly aware nobody has ever called him Rickshaw before. i'd love to see him hauling a rickshaw around now.

 

[2ndBest]

Milwaukee informs me that as far as they are aware they had only received one swatting call, it being from 2022. They claim their records on these are subject to deletion after 180 days, but given this is from 999 days ago, that is evidently not always followed. I have been directed to contact some other people to double check the records.

Please find attach the one swatting call. I will endeavour to see if there is any other evidence of additional swatting calls
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A subpoena could stall the deletion, if the FBI submitted one within the 180 days.

 

[Associate Rick]

There's a non zero chance that pat is one of the swatters and will be enjoying prison himself, which I hope ends up being true but he gets a very short sentence. Just enough that people will be able to ask him if he enjoyed prison but not long enough to put a stop to pat content.

If he's in for a long sentence the pests will send physical letters, imagine Rick spending all his jail time writing letters back to rebut their accusations and correct the record.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

i'm suddenly aware nobody has ever called him Rickshaw before. i'd love to see him hauling a rickshaw around now.

How much Rick did a rickshaw saw if a rickshaw could saw Rick?

Now I might be a bit biased, being a right-wing extremist, but seems to me all these Hitler comparisons don't make contemporary people seem bad, but make Hitler seem increasingly benign.

I'm certain that The Boy who Cried Wolf is short enough for these retards to read, but I guess it's not LGTVBBQ+ enough.

 

[Nihil Jung]

i'm suddenly aware nobody has ever called him Rickshaw before. i'd love to see him hauling a rickshaw around now.

Here we go

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

how's it work if some well known pat poster lives in some SEA country?

 

[Sammich]

I'm conflicted. I hate swatters and think it's faggy behavior, but I also don't want to see Patrick get a win.

When you understand this fat faggot with bitch tits swatted himself you see that rick will never get a win.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

If he's in for a long sentence the pests will send physical letters, imagine Rick spending all his jail time writing letters back to rebut their accusations and correct the record.

It's wishful thinking, but Pat sending a letter from pison telling a pest to enjoy prison would be the funniest possible thing that could happen.