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Hope he gets pozzy instead. Grown man saying "prezzies". Fucking embarassing
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I read that line as "Pretzels" which makes more sense as he's probably got a bucket of cheese curds to dip them in while drinking Old Milwaukee as he cries himself to sleep tweeting.
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If Boomia sends Pat a text calling him a fat faggot but misspelled a random word he'll post it as evidence his life is in danger but if someone calls leaving an explicit death threat he doesn't? FAT
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That's because one of those things actually happened.
Maldron the Assassin
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What would the rascals response be if pat replied to this with a simple, "lol"?
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Any man using the word 'hubby' should have to forcibly relinquish his genitalia. I hereby grant anyone who wants it a lien on piggy's junk.
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The person who sent Pat the death threats over voicemail has identified themselves over on the other forums:
(credit to fartpoop22)
We all know that Pat obsessively reads this thread, so it's great that he can now include this information with his totally real police report about the totally real death threats.
(credit to fartpoop22)
We all know that Pat obsessively reads this thread, so it's great that he can now include this information with his totally real police report about the totally real death threats.
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That's what's so beautiful about it. It would be such a graceful about face and it would be so easy. Fat is too stupid to realize it
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And Pat knows that his hysterical overreaction to the rascals is his only chance at getting enough attention to become a Brianna Wu-tier internet celebrity victim.
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If you have to make the claim that your book is like a moron famous book than obviously it's not worth reading. Why would anyone want the Great Value brand book when they can get something better for cheaper?
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Pat admits to contacting his state senator (the democrat one), his governor, and Milwaukee FBI about people calling him fat online.
Meanwhile, Boomia has noticed all the pathetic birthday tweets that piggy is making to his apathetic twitter audience and decides to bake Pat a cake to make him feel better on his special day. Piggy doesn't appreciate the gesture.
Edit: Boomia also included a hilarious video of him and "Annabelle" (someone posing as Pat's abandoned daughter) singing the happy birthday song to Pat. Posted here.
Meanwhile, Boomia has noticed all the pathetic birthday tweets that piggy is making to his apathetic twitter audience and decides to bake Pat a cake to make him feel better on his special day. Piggy doesn't appreciate the gesture.
Edit: Boomia also included a hilarious video of him and "Annabelle" (someone posing as Pat's abandoned daughter) singing the happy birthday song to Pat. Posted here.
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Maybe he's become so fat his brain has been completely replaced by adipose tissue.
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So Fatrick has exhausted every legal and political possibility in his tireless fight against the criminal trolls and every avenue he finds blocked or thwarted. Every idea of his own has been a failure, in fact, even backfired spectacularly in his face.
But there is one idea he has been advised of for years, one piece of advice he has been given over and over, yet refuses to heed. The one idea that would solve his problems with the trolls and lead to some peace for himself. But the battle is now no longer with the trolls, it is with his own monstrous ego and stubbornness.
If he finally stops responding to the trolls he will have to accept the bitter truth. That all this time, if he had just listened to others and not been such a pigheaded douchebag, his eternal battle would’ve come to an end years ago. And he would have to admit that everyone, both friend and foe, has been right and he has been wrong. It’s the simple, time honored reality of the internet… Don’t feed the trolls.
Fatrick’s ‘mein kampf’ is now the struggle against himself. Will his better angels triumph against his base ego and deep seeded narcissism? Will he continue to beat his head against that brick wall of the trolls who keep holding a mirror up to him until it’s bloodied and broken? Will his chick finally get fed up with his bullshit and leave? Will I continue to keep drinking on this Monday night?
Stay tuned. Fatrick’s 40s midlife crisis is just getting started. And it’s gonna be fun.
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Piggy is quite skilled as a buck breaker. Sadly for you, teen-aged boys are his specialty. It may be his only skill, apart from stuffing his gullet with meatloaf. You know he's got a gig when he's seen wearing his Boss Hogg suit and carrying a large duffel bag. It contains his negro compliance engine. Tariq Nasneed tweeted about it here. It's the compliance penis or pepperoni for you, infant baby child of color.
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Curious how Pat's so eager to share screenshots of Boomia's texts calling him fat "to publiccly document this harassment for when they inevitably escalate", yet when it comes to an objectively more serious alleged voicemail threatening him with death Patrick only describes it instead of showing it for public attention. Same with the surveillance footage of a fat and stupid-looking rascal vandalizing his property, which he has yet to post to his social media. You'd think if he wanted his Twitter followers to have a record of his victimhood, he'd prominently showcase the most egregious cases, no? as opposed to some text calling him a pig
Isn't the #1 rule of being a writer "show, don't tell"?
Isn't the #1 rule of being a writer "show, don't tell"?
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Oh Jesus, Boomia has gone one step further.
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The last time he had his friends record fake death threats against himself it led to Vice completely dropping their article on him because they were so obviously fraudulent.Curious how Pat's so eager to share screenshots of Boomia's texts calling him fat "to publiccly document this harassment for when they inevitably escalate", yet when it comes to an objectively more serious alleged voicemail threatening him with death Patrick only describes it instead of showing it for public attention. Same with the surveillance footage of a fat and stupid-looking rascal vandalizing his property, which he has yet to post to his social media. You'd think if he wanted his Twitter followers to have a record of his victimhood, he'd prominently showcase the most egregious cases, no? as opposed to some text calling him a pig
Isn't the #1 rule of being a writer "show, don't tell"?
BoomerSperg1922
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Patrick probably has an account here since we know he religiously reads this thread. So technically this is still true.
Hi fatrick!
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I’d rather have Boomia for a father than Fatrick. Imagine getting roped into trolling effeminate obese morons like Fatty by your own father. Shit’s so money.
But we all know the truth: Annabelle got the best dad ever with Pringle Can Jon.