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Happy birthday, Fatfuck!
No, wait: Hat-trick!
Goddammit, how does his name go again?
No, wait: Hat-trick!
Goddammit, how does his name go again?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I understand your confusion. Here's a small guide that might help.
Patrick "Balloons and paint make me the soldier I ain't" Tomlinson
Patrick "If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady" Tomlinson
Patrick "Black boys inside her, then jump into my meat grinder" Hamlinson
Fatrick "Golden Corral? Say where when and how" Hamlongpig
Fatrick "Milwaukee's Failure" Tomlingunt
Hamrick "Tub of cake batter? A trifling matter!" Piglinson (@MuuMuu Bunnylips)
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Someone tweeted it at him and of course piggy had to oink back. So now all his followers can see it.
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lmao brutal self-own "No child, my daughter DID NOT sing me happy birthday, she didn't even think about me at all", maybe he's drunk as fuck and actually devastated about it
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Let me try. How about Patrick "A whole glazed ham? Who's eating it? I am!" Hamplanet?
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That's a honey baked hamdinger there, bud.
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Real talk, child. I actually just felt bad for Patrick for the first time ever I think. When he said "No, stalker. She didn't." It was actually true. His daughter didn't sing him Happy Birthday today. She never has and most likely never will. That pig cake slaps.
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Imagine being triggered someone actually care enough to bake you a cake
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If only you knew how fat things really are.
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LMFAO this is gold
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This fucking clip cements to me something: Patrick does not give a single flying fuck about his kid. Cause if you're a dad in a custody fight, you'd probably have a fucking mental breakdown over this, you'd be pissed. Even after years of bullshit that's gone on, any normal person would've shown some level of anger at this, but Patrick is ether so jaded to trolling that he's still fighting to get the last word, or he just does not give a single fuck about the child he helped to create.
Ether way, props to Boomia for this fucking gem of humor, at a man who cannot stop taking his own existence to a degree of seriousness.
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Which is why I thank God that Pringle Can Jon came along and got her and Adrienne very far away from her sperm donor. Imagine the damage this contemptible narcissist would do to a child. Thank God he and Big Niki will never conceive, either. These are massive mercies, almost as large as Fat Rick himself.
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China is weak, child.
More sparring with Barfyman:
More sparring with Barfyman:
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Shout out boomia. Big ups liquid Rick.
(I was struggling to find a picture that was reflective of Pat's actual weight, so I just had to go with the fattest image of WingsOfRedemption that I could find. Sorry.)
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If spreading libel about Rick's daughter wishing him a happy birthday doesn't justify a one way trip to Guantanamo bay for all the atalkers involved, I don't know what does.
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Behead them, children. Leave no atalker standing.
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What’s the day count since Patty claimed the invasion of Ukraine was “over” and only retards think otherwise? It’s been a good month at least.