Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Illuminati Order Official said:
Pam.
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Probably, there are a lot of 40 year old lolcows though.
Jackie Puppet said:
I wish that high school pic was in color so we could get a nice face morph gif of Pat from fresh faced young skinny faggot to beer and bratwurst fat faced faggot.
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On the birth date question: in his case complaint, Patrick accuses me of doxing that info to the public; I got it from a public post on Public Figure Rick's public Twitter.

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He also accuses me of doxing his phone number in this thread, leading to his family being harassed by a "troll storm" of mean callers, but his phone number had never been posted on KF by anyone prior to his complaint submission.

Patrick loves to feel younger by calling himself a "millennial," which is technically true by some definitions, which say the cutoff is 1980. It makes me laugh, though, because I know the first thing I think of when I hear "millennial" is "obese grey-haired man on BP meds with black-and-white Senior yearbook pictures."
 
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Caverlock said:
On the birth date question: in his case complaint, Patrick accuses me of doxing that info to the public; I got it from a public post on Public Figure Rick's public Twitter.

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He also accuses me of doxing his phone number in this thread, leading to his family being harassed by a "troll storm" of mean callers, but his phone number had never been posted on KF by anyone prior to his complaint submission.

Patrick loves to feel younger by calling himself a "millennial," which is technically true by some definitions, which say the cutoff is 1980. It makes me laugh, though, because I know the first thing I think of when I hear "millennial" is "obese grey-haired man on BP meds with black-and-white Senior yearbook pictures."
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My highschool could afford colour photos in their year book. His school must have been poor as fuck,
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
all indicators show mid 40's. Birthday should be 1977

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At one time he actually had a neck and a visible chin.
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He really reminds me of Wil Wheaton here, which makes a lot of sense since they're both soy-filled bitches who cry and run away at the tamest of internet dunking.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
He really reminds me of Wil Wheaton here, which makes a lot of sense since they're both soy-filled bitches who cry and run away at the tamest of internet dunking.
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Unlike Fat, Wil is actually a well known celebrity/actor. Wil also has a larger fan base and is friends with a lot of other well known celebrities. He's a best selling Author with only two books under his belt, and audio narrates other books for other best selling authors. Yes, Wil is a top shelf faggot. But hes much, much better than the bottom shelf faggot that Fat Rick is.
 
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KingOfGains said:
Unlike Fat, Wil is actually a well known celebrity/actor. Wil also has a larger fan base and is friends with a lot of other well known celebrities. He's a best selling Author with only two books under his belt, and audio narrates other books for other best selling authors. Yes, Wil is a top shelf faggot. But hes much, much better than the bottom shelf faggot that Fat Rick is.
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Very fair point, but I wouldn't trade my dignity for Wil's millions or Rick's epic gun reloading skills.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
His claims of benching 250lbs is one of the most hilarious Pat lies ever. All you have to do is look at him and see his bitch tits and non-existent muscles to know he's full of shit. He'd be fucking ripped if he could really do that. Even at the NFL/NBA combines they don't have them bench that much LOL Patrick only does 8oz curls.
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Hahahaha what?! He's got the physique of a gay hairdresser, who does he think he is fooling? We have seen pictures of him, how does he think he can get away with such obvious lies?
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
His claims of benching 250lbs is one of the most hilarious Pat lies ever. All you have to do is look at him and see his bitch tits and non-existent muscles to know he's full of shit. He'd be fucking ripped if he could really do that. Even at the NFL/NBA combines they don't have them bench that much LOL Patrick only does 8oz curls.
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He doesn't have the body for that, or even the posture. Total I lift is 145lbs, I can go higher but I rarely ever due to the strain it causes my back so I stick to what I can do safely. This guy wouldn't know the difference between a weightlifting bar, an SE bar, and a tricep bar. He probably wouldn't know anything about the power racks.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Exactly lol. And his lie has been broken down a hundred times by the OnA forums, but to even get to 250lbs you have to rack up those little 2.5lb weight plates and pretty much nobody who actually lifts would bother doing that.
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The most well built guys at my gym will do close to 200, it's like 185lbs. Normally people wont bother with 2.5's or even the 5's.
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Rick is so badass he was still easily Swayze'ing multiple college bro bar assailants at once at age 37.

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"Reinforced leather jacket" Odd way to say an XXL leather jacket.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
The most well built guys at my gym will do close to 200, it's like 185lbs. Normally people wont bother with 2.5's or even the 5's.

"Reinforced leather jacket" Odd way to say an XXL leather jacket.
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without the reinforcement his morbidly obese (read: very, very fat and I would not have sex with him) body will burst right through. Shit has to reinforced like a fucking corset.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
The way Patrick's described it in the past he went to a one room schoolhouse where kids drove tractors to school and everybody was extremely racist and in the klan except for the Tomlinson's, a family of warrior poets who never let the idiots win and are definitely not fat and gay, child. Hush now.
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So he’s basically Brianna Wu if he’d never chopped his dick off. He still gets fucked in the ass except his spouse has something to grab onto when she(?) gives him a reach around.
 
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