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I love how his finger is Bondo'd to his face as it moves.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"It seems deliberate on your part, at this point."
Oh fuck yes, strap me in for the Schizo Arc of Pigrick's story where he goes full paranoid and starts suspecting every single person he meets is one of the child trolls out to get him; I want Fedsmoker-tier footage of Pat screaming 'NOT TRUE, CHILD' in a dog's face outside a Walmart.
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- Sep 28, 2021
This might honestly be the first time in his life that Patrick has been considered for an award.
JustStopDude
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Wait a second. Why does Patrick have a gym membership when he spent his wife's money on the weight lifting set already?
Akashic Retard
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Epstein was never sentenced or convicted iirc. people see her as a like a revenge thing for that. Kinda Like how OJ got off on the murder charge but they slapped extra time on his breaking and entering and theft trial to get back at him for it.
”It seems deliberate”
Typical Rick self-importance, Twitter doesn’t know you exist, you tantrum throwing child. Though I would really love it if some Twitter employee looked into his issue, saw what an insufferable prick he is, and decided not to help him.
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This is the same lunatic that paraded around oinking that he was targeted by a grand conspiracy to silence his revolutionary jokes, not that some denizen of the Milwaukee slum he lives in busted into his dwelling and hurriedly grabbed what they could carry before running off.
(A, L)He conveniently omitted one detail, of course: those three items were the contents of a gun safe the
(A, L)It's almost like he's a big, fat narcissist liar who's addicted to social media.
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- Dec 28, 2014
I love that now, any time I read this fat cocksucker's endless tweets, I hear it in his fat, faggy voice.
Does he realize that tough guy bullshit out of the mouth of someone with this lispy and fey of a voice is laughable?
Probably not. He apparently sincerely believes that he isn't fat despite being obviously fat as fucking hell.
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- Feb 16, 2021
That meltdown was the point I realised Pat was something special; no mere keyboard warrior like so many other lolcows. Pat really does believe his own hype, he lives completely divorced from reality, which means his story could go anywhere.
I really can see the day where Pat ends up shooting someone because he misinterprets an off-the-cuff remark about pepperoni in a restaurant as a coded message among conspirators, setting off some Manchurian Candidate shit in his brain.
Obviously I wouldn't want an innocent person to get hurt because of Pat's retardation, but the mere fact it's 100% possible is what makes him so entertaining.
James done did it
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- Dec 19, 2020
Pat is on the same level of CWC in terms of reality disconnect and he managed to get there without any congenital retardation which makes it more impressive. 2022 has a lot in store for the big fat richard saga imo
-More lolsuit fallout, inevitably he will be forced to pay quasi. Patrick is a coward, he will not go to prison to avoid paying on principle, he will end up paying and deny he did it whenever asked, or make up some bullshit that he himself will actually believe (I paid Quasi's attorney, NOT Quasi stalker child!)
-Likely financial issues as it's clear from his previous statements he thinks that it's absurd that someone would just have $17,000 laying around and the legal fees will be significantly more than that.
-Possible marital issues because that money is coming from Niki. Fat didn't make a cent on writing this year. There is no way SFWA will bail him out of the court costs, Pat has no appreciable savings of his own. Pat also talks about his wife in disrespectful, disgusting ways (I have regular access to my wife's pussy, stalkers!) on twitter and unless she's as retarded as him she'll eventually catch on
-Possible SFWA fallout depending on whether or not they write off the $100k they gave him
-Possible PPP loan audits adding to these issues.
-Likely incidental Patrick Expanded Universe/SFWA child molesters getting involved in twitter slapfights wiht trolls (constantly happens but all of them have the good sense to tap out within a day or two).
I wouldn't worry about Patrick shooting someone because as said before he's a coward who specializes in hiding behind mommy's skirt even at 40 years old, then again before 2021 most of us said Chris was a terrible person but he wasn't likely to actually rape anyone
-More lolsuit fallout, inevitably he will be forced to pay quasi. Patrick is a coward, he will not go to prison to avoid paying on principle, he will end up paying and deny he did it whenever asked, or make up some bullshit that he himself will actually believe (I paid Quasi's attorney, NOT Quasi stalker child!)
-Likely financial issues as it's clear from his previous statements he thinks that it's absurd that someone would just have $17,000 laying around and the legal fees will be significantly more than that.
-Possible marital issues because that money is coming from Niki. Fat didn't make a cent on writing this year. There is no way SFWA will bail him out of the court costs, Pat has no appreciable savings of his own. Pat also talks about his wife in disrespectful, disgusting ways (I have regular access to my wife's pussy, stalkers!) on twitter and unless she's as retarded as him she'll eventually catch on
-Possible SFWA fallout depending on whether or not they write off the $100k they gave him
-Possible PPP loan audits adding to these issues.
-Likely incidental Patrick Expanded Universe/SFWA child molesters getting involved in twitter slapfights wiht trolls (constantly happens but all of them have the good sense to tap out within a day or two).
I wouldn't worry about Patrick shooting someone because as said before he's a coward who specializes in hiding behind mommy's skirt even at 40 years old, then again before 2021 most of us said Chris was a terrible person but he wasn't likely to actually rape anyone
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There's a new swell of imposter childs and Pat is responding in his usual sane manner. He's spammed out around fifty 'report and block' demands, here's a small taste.
Pat throws some shade at Kiwifarms.
Pat claims to be the most impersonated person on twitter. He's probably correct.
Pat throws some shade at Kiwifarms.
Pat claims to be the most impersonated person on twitter. He's probably correct.
James done did it
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I wouldn't doubt the last point but do you think he has enough self awareness to figure out why people who are 10000x more famous than he is have far less impersonators? might it be because they ignore them? No, there is a twitter conspiracy against him.
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- Dec 28, 2014
The cow doesn't understand that his inability not to be milked for laughs is literally why he is a lolcow. No lolcow is capable of understanding this obvious fact, because if they could understand it, they would not be lolcows.
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- May 30, 2021
He's still fighting his trolls and has started to lecture some of them. He hasn't engaged this much in ages.
"someone who does not tolerate fascism"
"someone who does not tolerate fascism"
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- Jul 1, 2017
I was friends in school with a guy named Faggotrick S. Tomlinigger, I can't believe Pat has such intolerance to people's names.
Calling it now, 2022 is when he gets banned from Hooligans for actually starting a bar fight because the damn dirty trolls have followed him there.
Niki obviously has some level of retardation to her since she hasn't divorced this human leech who contributes nothing except bringing the snack tray to the bull and suspicious tasting pepperoni.
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- Sep 3, 2019
She bought him a membership because she hoped the constant grimacing selfies would make his face less fat.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Imagine being so out of your mind that you think noticing your obesity and commenting on it is "fascism." What an angry fat retard!
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Same reason he does everything: for twitter points
JustStopDude
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He keeps his joke book and a laptop in a gun safe. So many questions...
Doesn't he just have a handgun? How big is this safe?
How often does he have to go into it to get his laptop?
Why on earth does he have to keep his diary...er I mean "joke book" locked up? Does the joke book have hand drawn pictures? Is it in crayon?
James done did it
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He was what, like 40 years old when he doodled on that laptop like a child? this behavior is cringeworthy for the college kids I see with stickers and doodles plastered all over their laptops much less a man old enough to be their father. Maybe he's just in touch with his inner child though, I used to love putting stickers on everything too.