Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Stafford Beer Bong said:
In all seriousness, if he would just LAUGH at this, see it for the ridiculous joke it is and laugh at it, life would go so much easier for him.

How could anyone not take this as the innocuous joke it is?
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Not only does he not find these accounts funny, he takes it very seriously that somebody is actually trying to impersonate his personal possessions. If anybody is going to create parody accounts for his personal possessions, it will be HIM, child.

It's things like this that make you realize this is never ever going to end. He will be a lolcow for the rest of his days.
 
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MilkThePig said:
Not only does he not find these accounts funny, he takes it very seriously that somebody is actually trying to impersonate his personal possessions. If anybody is going to create parody accounts for his personal possessions, it will be HIM, child.

It's things like this that make you realize this is never ever going to end. He will be a lolcow for the rest of his days.
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I feel sorry for whoever has to get spammed with endless enraged reports by this retard complaining someone is impersonating his blanky.
 
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MilkThePig said:
Not only does he not find these accounts funny, he takes it very seriously that somebody is actually trying to impersonate his personal possessions. If anybody is going to create parody accounts for his personal possessions, it will be HIM, child.

It's things like this that make you realize this is never ever going to end. He will be a lolcow for the rest of his days.
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God help us when someone makes a parody account of his toilet.

You don't know horror until the lights turn on at two in the morning and you see a fat man full of cheap booze and bar food stumble towards you...
 
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AnOminous said:
I feel sorry for whoever has to get spammed with endless enraged reports by this retard complaining someone is impersonating his blanky.
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"Meet Mr. Tomlinson... A fat, solipsistic manchild, so odious that one wouldn't wish him upon even Twitter jannies."

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TopTierHealer said:
This may out me as a newfag but how was this made? Is it the same service that paid Rachel Doelezal 20 bucks to say 13 does 50?
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I think it was made around two years ago and the service used was either Cameo or Fiverr. Mocking lolcows with paid videos is an OnASubreddit tradition that was used long before Pat inserted himself on the scene.

For anyone else who might not have seen them, here are a few of my favorite Pat videos:

This was released after the lappening photo was found:



This was sent to him on his birthday:



Another birthday message, this one is a tad more mean-spirited though. See if you can pick up on the subtle jabs at Pat's weight problem.

 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
Marie Brennan looks like she wrote one book that was pretty popular by the standards of the other people I've posted. Most notable for having an above average mildly cute photo of herself on amazon, despite being a 3/10 uggo (twitter photo). Camera magic is crazy. Also makes $383 a month off of patreon paypigs. Very big league, this girl(?).
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Wait... I have one of her books! the L5R tie-in novel. (wanted to give them a try and crab rules)

Now I feel dirty having something 2 degres from Fatrick in my place.
 
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Flexo said:
Wait... I have one of her books! the L5R tie-in novel. (wanted to give them a try and crab rules)

Now I feel dirty having something 2 degres from Fatrick in my place.
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Yup. these days when it comes to new authors, unless there's a Baen logo on the spine, do your research, half of them are lolcows. Or at least hacks.

Oddly, as I pointed out myself down thread from the original post, Brennan is one of the better authors of that entire lot.
 
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Boston Brand said:
Yup. these days when it comes to new authors, unless there's a Baen logo on the spine, do your research, half of them are lolcows. Or at least hacks.

Oddly, as I pointed out myself down thread from the original post, Brennan is one of the better authors of that entire lot.
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Doesn't Baen have 2 lolcow threads on this site? Micheal Z Williamson and the "it's okay if people die in training" Kratman?
 
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Pat has released his ConFusionMI panel schedule

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Read the panels in that second pic, I don't think he's an expert on any of those topics.
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To be fair - and being someone who's been asked to sit in on convention panels, sometimes you just get asked to be a part of them if you are a published life-form who can speak at any length beyond a couple of grunts. Someone on the con comittee has made up a whole list of topics and now has to populate them with randos, as it has been for every convention, since the dawn of time.
 
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ConFusionMI has learned from the WorldCon debacle and are actually prepping for the OnAForums assault.


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They actually had to warn all of their attendees about a 'cyber stalking situation with one of our members'.
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It'll be interesting to see what, if anything, the trolls do now. If they still make Fatrick look like a fool in spite of these precautions, will he blame ConFusion for not doing enough?
 
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