Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mike Stoklasa]

Can you throw in a little jab somewhere like, "Wow, this episode fucking sucks so bad it's like Patrick S Tomlinson wrote it."

Prophet Motive (season three, episode sixteen) is coming up so I should be able to do that without much trouble. Heart of Stone is shit, too. But I like the B-plot with Nog in that one.

 

[Caverlock]

"A really fun guy, and a great friend of mine!" - Patrick S. Tomlinson

I was bored and thought I'd poke around for a few undiscovered Plaintiff pics when I happened across a character even I had never seen before:
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Odd that his username isn't blue; does he look like the type to quit Twitter to you? He apparently traveled in many of the same circles as Mr. Tomlinson for years:

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They both competed in the Madison's Funniest Comic competition in 2017, where Mr. Jones would go on to beat out the plaintiff:
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Uncharacteristically, Plaintiff Pat did not hold a grudge, and while skillfully hosting a show and not struggling to breathe in a shirt that totally fits, introduced Mr. Jones as, "a really fun guy, and a great friend of mine!" and then shook his hand.

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I had to wonder what had happened to this Pativerse character. I did some digging and learned that Mr. Jackson Jones's real name was Matthew Bradshaw Jones, his father is an influential union leader, and he was widely known from Wisconsin radio, where he hosted a popular radio show on a major station (Q106).

He seemed at first to be cut from much finer cloth than most of Plaintiff's other acquaintances...
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But then, I found more:
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Some excerpts from the media coverage:

Matthew B. Jones, 40, who was known on Q106 as Jackson Jones, came to the attention of police after they received a report from the blogging website Tumblr about possible child pornography being shared by a user on the site. The IP addresses that had been used to log into the account were connected to Jones’ home in Mount Horeb and his workplace on Rayovac Drive in Madison, court documents state.

Jones told police “it was just stupid taboo talk, that’s all that ever was,” the complaint states. His attorney, Mark Eisenberg, said in court Friday that it was just “talk” and “fantasy” and Jones never intended to do any of that.

“It’s dark, but it’s not illegal,” Eisenberg said. Comments about it by Assistant District Attorney William Brown amounted to “grandstanding because of who Mr. Jones is,” Eisenberg said.

But Brown said investigators are still working on the case, and that more charges against Jones could be coming.

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At first, Jones said he had no idea why police were at his home but said he thought it might have to do with people with whom he chatted on Tumblr and also on a chat app called Wikr.

Jones said he used the chats to talk about sex and fantasies, including some of a violent nature, and to pretend to be other people. He said during the chats he would receive and send adult pornography but said one person with whom he began chatting about two months ago sent him child pornography.

Jones paused, then said, “I’m going to lose my job over this. What’s done is done. I’m a public figure. I’m gonna lose everything now.” He said he was “gonna be a news story.”

Jones said the other person sent him child porn about 10 times. But he said he never shared it himself. He said he had downloaded mostly photos of girls in bikinis, and that he was attracted to girls age 8 to 14.

Detectives also asked Jones about conversations he had about selling a child as a “sex slave” to someone on Tumblr. Jones talked to this person for nearly two weeks in September. Jones admitted to sharing images of two children with this user, but said the children were clothed in the complaint.

Jones said he only took part in these types of chats in order to reach sexual pleasure. He told detectives he had been participating in sexual fantasy chats for over a year.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson: Expert people reader, child.
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Edit:

Bail hearing recording: https://www.facebook.com/channel3000/videos/matthew-jones-appears-in-court/246876250499890/

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat spent most of his day on twitter fighting with his toilet. Oh yeah, his toilet now has a twitter account. Meet @stealthytoilet (yes, that is an actual photo of Pat's toilet).

Pat's toilet reacts to the lawsuit judgement:



Pat's toilet reacts to the book scan numbers:



Pat is actually goaded into responding to his toilet and gives an excuse for the pitiful numbers. @Boston Brand comment?



Pat seems to be a fan of the bit:

Pat's toilet doesn't appreciate Pat's potty mouth:

 

[James done did it]

Every leftist neckbeard is a child molester. It's like a phenotype or something. If pat ever grows a beard, you know he's working on a third, better wife who is also like 9 years old.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

This fat white devil does have quite the potty mouth on him. A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.

Patrick X

 

[JustStopDude]

Every leftist neckbeard is a child molester. It's like a phenotype or something. If pat ever grows a beard, you know he's working on a third, better wife who is also like 9 years old.

Degeneracy knows no political boundary. The whole Wignat shit in America seems to consists of nothing but furries and cat boys.

The thing that is amazing and truly pathetic about Patrick is that there is no one in his life that is close enough to him to intercede and help him with his social media addiction.

His inability to handle the internet in the same fashion that the average teenager can is directly affecting his professional and private life. Your wife can't get you to stop. Your friends can't. I am certain his agent is begging him to just stop the Twitter shit and it goes in one ear and out the other.

At least with a heroin addiction, he would lose some fucking weight.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

You know how you give people nicknames that describes what they're not? Like, calling a big guy Tiny.

That's why I call him Patrick "Not a Fat Pedophile" Tomlinson.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Degeneracy knows no political boundary. The whole Wignat shit in America seems to consists of nothing but furries and cat boys.

The thing that is amazing and truly pathetic about Patrick is that there is no one in his life that is close enough to him to intercede and help him with his social media addiction.

His inability to handle the internet in the same fashion that the average teenager can is directly affecting his professional and private life. Your wife can't get you to stop. Your friends can't. I am certain his agent is begging him to just stop the Twitter shit and it goes in one ear and out the other.

At least with a heroin addiction, he would lose some fucking weight.

Patrick's going to end up alone, with no wife, no friends, and still on the internet. Oh, and he'll still be fat.

 

[Caverlock]

Patrick two months into Twitter, before it irreversibly poisoned his brain:



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[Mr Moonface]

Pat hasn't tweeted at all today. Despite this, a whole ecosystem of gimmick accounts has sprung up overnight.

His never-used home gym begs for Pat's attention.

Pat's Brewers Jersey and Pat's Neck Cleavage checking in.

Pat's mother has also apparently made an account.

Over in bizzaro world, Handsome Rick is conversing with Pats V6 Mustang. So yeah, his car also has an account now.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

No one could have foreseen this

 

[Dean Pentel]

I am definitely petty enough that those satire/gimmick accounts are very funny to me.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Pat hasn't tweeted at all today. Despite this, a whole ecosystem of gimmick accounts has sprung up overnight.

His never-used home gym begs for Pat's attention.

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Pat's Brewers Jersey and Pat's Neck Cleavage checking in.

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Pat's mother has also apparently made an account.

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Over in bizzaro world, Handsome Rick is conversing with Pats V6 Mustang. So yeah, his car also has an account now.

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The parody accounts are fucking hilarious!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I am definitely petty enough that those satire/gimmick accounts are very funny to me.

The parody accounts are fucking hilarious!

What makes them funny to me is that Pat actually gives them the time of day. Someone like Moviebob will just hit the report button and ignore them, but Pat's gargantuan ego drives him to respond. Yes, Fatrick, the people running the accounts are unfunny children, but what does that say about the man who responds to their jibes?

 

[Spunt]

Yes, Fatrick, the people running the accounts are unfunny children

Hard disagree. Those are some funny-ass children. If you can't see the comedic genius in a man publicly arguing with his own toilet I can only assume you're German.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Hard disagree. Those are some funny-ass children. If you can't see the comedic genius in a man publicly arguing with his own toilet I can only assume you're German.

Even Pat thinks it's funny he's arguing with people pretending to be his toilet.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

A man who argues with his toilet will argue with anything.

Patrick X

 

[No. 7 cat]

A man who argues with his toilet will argue with anything.

Patrick X

Matters have become so bad that his toilet and gym equipment has become sentient. That's just it.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Matters have become so bad that his toilet and gym equipment has become sentient. That's just it.

Must say, I’d much rather be his neglected gym equipment, rather than the toilet he uses after a typical night of cheap beers, bar food, and rage.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Must say, I’d much rather be his neglected gym equipment, rather than the toilet he uses after a typical night of cheap beers, bar food, and rage.

RIP Fatrick's toilet.