Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Some particularly Nana memories


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artilleryfroth said:
What I want to know is, who is “Nana”, and why did their disappearance leave OnA members bored enough to start engaging Fatrick?
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I'm going from memory here, so cut me some slack.

This goes back to Anthony's tranny fuckin' days. It was discovered that Anthony was associating with a little MtF trans boy who went by the name Sue Lightning. Photographs of Lightning were discovered that were taken inside Cumia's house manipulating one of Anthony's many firearms. Additionally, Photos of Lightning showed her in a hotel bathroom somewhere in NYC. The hotel bathroom looked identical to the bathroom of the hotel suite Anthony frequently stayed in. The pests came to the conclusion that Anthony was having sex with a young man with bolt-ons and chided Anthony for his degeneracy. Anthony would go on, in a move as gay as it is racist, to claim that Lightning was more attractive than pop-star Rihanna. one of the users on the sub would go on to produce a piece of art depicting sexual interactions between Cumia and Lightning. The OnA sub produced some great artwork but nothing will ever top the artism of this drawing. The drawing featured an anatomically correct Anthony Cumia getting his shitter tooled out by an anatomically correct Lightning. In the drawing, Lightning is querying Anthony regarding where she should finish, to which the Anthony character responds "Feed Nana". And there you have it, Feed Nana in a nutshell. I still see Feed Nana's popping up in the wild and it makes me smile every single time.
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As far as Pat is concerned, we were just bored. Norm MacDonald (RIP) was in the news at the time. I think he had used the word "retarded" on Conan or some shit like that and the usual mob of humorless cunts were out to get him cancelled. Patrick had popped up on twitter explaining that he never found Norm funny and the collective autism of the sub was collimated and unleashed on him. The OnA sub was a very hateful place. By this time the sub hated the former hosts of the show and the people connected to it. Gregg had bitch tits and a vaginal disposition. Anthony was a sensitive little bitch who had tried and failed on multiple occasions to get the sub shut down. Jim Norton was an unfunny worm hosting unfunny shows and doing his gay "Chip Chipperson" shtick that only literal retards found funny. That sub hated ALMOST everyone and everything. There were really only 3 individuals who were figures beloved by all on that sub. Patrice O'Neal, Colin Quinn, and Norm MacDonald. Pat went after one of the only saintly figures we held in high esteem. Additionally, when Fatrick popped up it was kind of a godsend as it gave us something to do.

EDIT: There was actually a fourth beloved individual, Dennis Falcone. Also EDITED: for grammar and additional context.
 
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MySonDavid said:
I'm going from memory here, so cut me some slack.

This goes back to Anthony's tranny fuckin' days. It was discovered that Anthony was associating with a little MtF trans boy who went by the name Sue Lightning. Photographs of Lightning were discovered that were taken inside Cumia's house manipulating one Anthony's many firearms. Additionally, Photos of Lightning showed her in a hotel bathroom somewhere in NYC. The hotel bathroom looked identical to the bathroom of the hotel suite Anthony frequently stayed in. The pests came to the conclusion that Anthony was having sex with a young man with bolt-ons and chided Anthony for his degeneracy. Anthony would go on, in a move as gay as it is racist, to claim that Lightning was more attractive than pop-star Rihanna. one of the users on the sub would go on to produce a piece of art depicting sexual interactions between Cumia and Lightning. The OnA sub produced some great artwork but nothing will ever top the artism of this drawing. The drawing featured an anatomically correct Anthony Cumia getting his shitter tooled out by an anatomically correct Lightning. In the drawing, Lightning is querying Anthony regarding where she should finish, to which the Anthony character responds "Feed Nana". And there you have it, Feed Nana in a nutshell. I still see Feed Nana's popping up in the wild and it makes me smile every single time.
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As far as Pat is concerned, we were just bored. Norm MacDonald (RIP) was in the news at the time. I think he had used the word "retarded" on Conan or some shit like that and the usual mob of humorless cunts were out to get him cancelled. Patrick had popped up on twitter explaining that he never found Norm funny and the collective autism of the sub was collimated and unleashed on him. The OnA sub was a very hateful place. By this time the sub hated the former hosts of the show and the people connected to it. Gregg had bitch tits and a vaginal disposition. Anthony was a sensitive little bitch who had tried and failed on multiple occasions to get the sub shut down. Jim Norton was an unfunny worm hosting unfunny shows and doing his gay "Chip Chipperson" shtick that only literal retards found funny. That sub hated ALMOST everyone and everything. There were really only 3 individuals who were figures beloved by all on that sub. Patrice O'Neal, Colin Quinn, and Norm MacDonald. So when Fatrick popped up it was kind of a godsend as it gave us something to do.

EDIT: There was actually a fourth beloved individual, Dennis Falcone.
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All hail the Piss Lord, and his hard drive of hits.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
While Lady Di always had a "oh the boys are just teasing me again" attitude, Patrick faces every ridiculous accusation seriously, if he doesn't correct the record he thinks people will actually believe it.
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It's like he doesn't know the most basic of rhetorical tactics and routinely falls for the human communication equivalent of the Fool's Mate.

Finally, one man suggested that “we spread a rumor that he ----s pigs.” Another protested that “you know he doesn’t do that.” “I know,” said the first man, “but let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”
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Mr. Tomlinson drags Mike Huckabee on Twitter for the crime of having unknowingly associated with a child molester:

May 2015, Josh Duggar was accused of having molested two of his younger sisters when he was 14-15. His father and Huckabee had endorsed each other for office over the years (1, 2)

Despite expressing early hopes that the Duggars could somehow reconcile and move forward as a family, Huckabee soon removed all endorsements from and of the Duggar family from his website: https://www.eonline.com/news/663238...s-all-signs-of-recent-support-for-the-duggars

Buzzfeed itself quoted Huckabee condemning Josh Duggar in early December 2015:
"I think in subsequent months, as more things came out, what he did was despicable, it was dishonest," Huckabee said. "He did some things that totally defy everything he supposedly stood for. But he certainly defied what his parents not only have stood for, but continue to. So my support was for his sisters, who were the real victims; I felt like they were being exploited by the media. The media didn't care what was happening to them and the emotional trauma they were going through."

"I've never defended Josh, and I don't defend him now, because there's nothing to defend," he added. What he did was absolutely hideously wrong and despicable.”
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This proved not good enough for a certain special boy who is neither fat nor a hypocrite, who posted a pre-allegations picture of Huckabee and Duggar from May 2015 again and again to smear Huckabee:
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MySonDavid said:
I'm going from memory here, so cut me some slack.

This goes back to Anthony's tranny fuckin' days. It was discovered that Anthony was associating with a little MtF trans boy who went by the name Sue Lightning. Photographs of Lightning were discovered that were taken inside Cumia's house manipulating one Anthony's many firearms. Additionally, Photos of Lightning showed her in a hotel bathroom somewhere in NYC. The hotel bathroom looked identical to the bathroom of the hotel suite Anthony frequently stayed in. The pests came to the conclusion that Anthony was having sex with a young man with bolt-ons and chided Anthony for his degeneracy. Anthony would go on, in a move as gay as it is racist, to claim that Lightning was more attractive than pop-star Rihanna. one of the users on the sub would go on to produce a piece of art depicting sexual interactions between Cumia and Lightning. The OnA sub produced some great artwork but nothing will ever top the artism of this drawing. The drawing featured an anatomically correct Anthony Cumia getting his shitter tooled out by an anatomically correct Lightning. In the drawing, Lightning is querying Anthony regarding where she should finish, to which the Anthony character responds "Feed Nana". And there you have it, Feed Nana in a nutshell. I still see Feed Nana's popping up in the wild and it makes me smile every single time.
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As far as Pat is concerned, we were just bored. Norm MacDonald (RIP) was in the news at the time. I think he had used the word "retarded" on Conan or some shit like that and the usual mob of humorless cunts were out to get him cancelled. Patrick had popped up on twitter explaining that he never found Norm funny and the collective autism of the sub was collimated and unleashed on him. The OnA sub was a very hateful place. By this time the sub hated the former hosts of the show and the people connected to it. Gregg had bitch tits and a vaginal disposition. Anthony was a sensitive little bitch who had tried and failed on multiple occasions to get the sub shut down. Jim Norton was an unfunny worm hosting unfunny shows and doing his gay "Chip Chipperson" shtick that only literal retards found funny. That sub hated ALMOST everyone and everything. There were really only 3 individuals who were figures beloved by all on that sub. Patrice O'Neal, Colin Quinn, and Norm MacDonald. So when Fatrick popped up it was kind of a godsend as it gave us something to do.

EDIT: There was actually a fourth beloved individual, Dennis Falcone.
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You forgot to mention the Big Cat, Fez Marie Whatley (R.I.P.), who was beloved.
 
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Vintage, Pre-Norm/11 Tough Guy tweet so this post isnt just citations:
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I think he was talking to me. Pat is one of the most prolific cows on the site with all of his twitter nonsense, I only archive death and rape threats, and times when he puts his foot in his mouth legally (possible defamation as one example). If anyone wants to archive his many hundreds of weekly tweets, they are welcome to do so.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
I think he was talking to me. Pat is one of the most prolific cows on the site with all of his twitter nonsense, I only archive death and rape threats, and times when he puts his foot in his mouth legally (possible defamation as one example). If anyone wants to archive his many hundreds of weekly tweets, they are welcome to do so.
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I was just trying to help a brotherman out.

Also, people forgot about Scorch when listing O&A's few remaining darlings! That's not P-F-G!
 
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moocow said:
Do you actually think she wants to spend any time with him at this point?
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I don't know man, who wouldn't want to spend all their time with their fat fuck husband who would be constantly whining about stalkers putting a lien in on the house you work to pay for?

Imagine trying to sleep after a long day at work and you see this bumbling fool, that you willing married, stumbling around your backyard, defacing your property to own the stalkers.

Thats real love, child.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
I think he was talking to me. Pat is one of the most prolific cows on the site with all of his twitter nonsense, I only archive death and rape threats, and times when he puts his foot in his mouth legally (possible defamation as one example). If anyone wants to archive his many hundreds of weekly tweets, they are welcome to do so.
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Kiwis are pretty autistic about archiving since we have had so many cows try to nuke their internet presence to save face. (or otherwise claim the screengrabs are fake.) The general idea is that anything worth posting is worth archiving. That being said don't take it personally. The few times I've tried to plumb his twitter I tapped out before I found anything I thought was worth sharing, so any content is appreciated.
 
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I just want to say how something that's always bothered me about the "vandalism" is how "the vandal" didn't knock over Patrick's gay motor scooter. I mean, C'MON! C'maaaahhhhn. Are we really supposed to believe "the vandal" went through all that trouble just to get right up close next to Pat's bike and not do the first thing they teach you in motorcycle vandalization school which is to tip that piece of shit over because you know it's going to enrage the owner? This fat idiot has also claimed numerous times over the past few days that his property has been trespassed on multiple times by stalker children. So I ask. Where are those security videos at, Rick? You've got more eyes than ever on your dumb ass. Some people actually want to help you because they've yet to realise you're a prick, Rick. Now is the time to put up or shut up. And you are so fucking fat.
 
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Caverlock said:
Mr. Tomlinson drags Mike Huckabee on Twitter for the crime of having unknowingly associated with a child molester:

May 2015, Josh Duggar was accused of having molested two of his younger sisters when he was 14-15. His father and Huckabee had endorsed each other for office over the years (1, 2)

Despite expressing early hopes that the Duggars could somehow reconcile and move forward as a family, Huckabee soon removed all endorsements from and of the Duggar family from his website: https://www.eonline.com/news/663238...s-all-signs-of-recent-support-for-the-duggars

Buzzfeed itself quoted Huckabee condemning Josh Duggar in early December 2015:


This proved not good enough for a certain special boy who is neither fat nor a hypocrite, who posted a pre-allegations picture of Huckabee and Duggar from May 2015 again and again to smear Huckabee:
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Jesus he posted that photo so many times you'd think he had a bit of a crush on Mike or Josh.

Or both.
 
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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
You've got more eyes than ever on your dumb ass. Some people actually want to help you because they've yet to realise you're a prick, Rick. Now is the time to put up or shut up. And you are so fucking fat.
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My favorite is how Fat Rick "trespasses" on his own home and completely fails to respond to the motion-sensor light suddenly coming on, almost as if it were Fat Rick himself who already knew the light would come on!
 
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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
This fat idiot has also claimed numerous times over the past few days that his property has been trespassed on multiple times by stalker children. So I ask. Where are those security videos at, Rick?
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Hard to produce them when the only actor you have is a balding, bitch-titted fatso. Child.
 
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