Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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We know he's drunk tonight, but I think he's having a serious manic episode as well.

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You're waiting for me to refute his claim that he jet-sets all over the world for parties, right? His boast is far more psychotic than that, he has no friends.

He's also hinting that one of his shit books is under contract to be made into a movie.

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Any Star Trek fans here? Patrick is friends with an author named David Mack who has a deal to write Star Trek books. How good of friends is Mr. Mack with our porky pal Rick? Apparently good enough to give him the honor of having his own character in the Star Trek expanded universe, and not just any character, but a captain with his own ship. Captain Patrick Tomlinson of the Kearsarge. @Boston Brand can you tell us anything about this David Mack fellow, he actually sell books or is he another Wendig?
I googled "David Mack Star Trek" and learned that he is a writer for Star Trek.

David Mack wrote two episodes of Deep Space 9 (Starship Down and It's Only a Paper Moon.) He currently serves as a story consultant for Lower Decks and Prodigy. He's also been nominated for one Dragon Award and 5 Scribe Awards for his work writing Star Trek stories. In addition to the DS9 episodes, his bibliography stands at 35 novels, 4 short stories, a comic book, The Starfleet Survival Guide, and three video games- all Star Trek related. (Sauce)

Judging by the blue check, I'd say this is the same fellow.

And to answer your question, yes, he sells books. Probably more than Fatrick could ever dream of.

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He does look like the kind of fellow who'd hang out with Fatrick, doesn't he?
 
He's also hinting that one of his shit books is under contract to be made into a movie.

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Hinting that he has something huge in the pipeline has always been one of his favorite things to lie about. He once said he was working on a project that was going to be "bigger than Netflix". Seriously.
 
From ONA, get a load of this lying fat faggot. Sure big guy, we believe you

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Lmfao this is Fat’s attempt to be just like a woman having a #metoo moment. :story:

Anyone who sometimes does work at a bar or cafe knows that you will be left alone because literally nobody cares what you are working on— especially if you’re a man. If you’re an attractive woman maybe some jackass will try to hit on you with a “so uh, whaddaya workin on” but even then they don’t actually care what you are doing. Being the obnoxious drunk he is, I assume he passes up no attempt to tell the strangers next to him that he is a prolific sci-fi writer, child.

Writing while drunk at the bar also explains the myriad of holes in his stories and overall piss-poor writing.
 
I googled "David Mack Star Trek" and learned that he is a writer for Star Trek.

David Mack wrote two episodes of Deep Space 9 (Starship Down and It's Only a Paper Moon.) He currently serves as a story consultant for Lower Decks and Prodigy. He's also been nominated for one Dragon Award and 5 Scribe Awards for his work writing Star Trek stories. In addition to the DS9 episodes, his bibliography stands at 35 novels, 4 short stories, a comic book, The Starfleet Survival Guide, and three video games- all Star Trek related. (Sauce)

Judging by the blue check, I'd say this is the same fellow.

And to answer your question, yes, he sells books. Probably more than Fatrick could ever dream of.

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He does look like the kind of fellow who'd hang out with Fatrick, doesn't he?
That's what I get for not looking him. Those are two great episodes of one of my favorite shows. I take back what I said. Except the part about Patrick being fat.
 
Any Star Trek fans here? Patrick is friends with an author named David Mack who has a deal to write Star Trek books. How good of friends is Mr. Mack with our porky pal Rick? Apparently good enough to give him the honor of having his own character in the Star Trek expanded universe, and not just any character, but a captain with his own ship. Captain Patrick Tomlinson of the Kearsarge. @Boston Brand can you tell us anything about this David Mack fellow, he actually sell books or is he another Wendig?

As fate would have it, someone had already asked me to pull his numbers over DM.

More than happy to share them publicly. If they can be used to wound the prides and egos of various people in SFWA, I will give numbers to everyone who wants them.

His recent sales.
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By sales numbers
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"Writing" at a bar multiple days a week to get booze as a tax write-off would be something I can imagine a self-admitted alcoholic would do.

He only has 2 titles, Starshit Rape-o and Gay Crashers, registered at the Copyright Office, none of those screenplays he LARPs about and claims to have going to auction years ago with no update.
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Hinting that he has something huge in the pipeline has always been one of his favorite things to lie about. He once said he was working on a project that was going to be "bigger than Netflix". Seriously.

I've heard notorious radio DJ Scorch is in negotiations to sign with Sirius XM by the end of the year. Oh whoops, did I just let that slip? Oops!
 
He's also hinting that one of his shit books is under contract to be made into a movie.

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He has a contract with his agent whose job is to sell rights to his work in all formats they can, including film and tv. He may well have sold film and tv rights to his books to his publisher as part of his contract with them, it's pretty standard to do so (or used to be). Companies like Netflix buy film options for a huge amount of new novels for low four figures a time, to give them options with no concrete intention of making any of them. It's kind of free money for authors, but it means nothing. So, yes, there will definitely be contracts that reference making movies from his books; doesn't mean it'll ever happen or is anything other than standard boilerplate.
 
The rare fratboy pat/rootless cosmopolitan pat hybrid post. I'm sure this guy has fans from Mombasa to Mumbai, Wuhan and Tokyo.
if by fans he means people who ask difficult questions like "qui es-tu?", "¿Quién es usted?", "кто ты?", "Sən kimsən?", "wewe ni nani?", "من أنت؟", "आप कौन हैं?", "யார் நீ?", or "あなたは誰?", not to mention "你是谁?"
 
Either Patrick is drinking a lot at the bar and not getting anything done or he is really pissing off the staff by sitting there and nursing a beer, taking up space, and you know he is the kind of dick that has his charger going across the bar to a plug.

I fucking used to hate dealing with people like this. Go to a goddamn Starbucks if you want to sit there all day and be seen working in your manuscript. .
 
Oh no, Pat's Trucker phobia is being triggered...

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Pat has a new blanket that he can lay under all day and season with beer farts:

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His old blanket isn't taking the news well (Annabelle is Pat's daughter):

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The psychology behind Pat's hatred of Rogan is hinted at by a retweet:

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Pat reached 14k words on his current WIP...

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...That he started almost TWO MONTHS ago, turns out writing drunk in a bar is bad for productivity.

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