Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'll be using the prices from his insufferably smug Amazon page and the numbers from this post (so, as of last December).

His total (pre-tax) income for each book:
  • The Ark: $18,390.69
  • Trident's Forge: $7,598.13
  • Children of the Divide: $3704.70
  • Gate Crashers: $11,630.30
  • Starship Repo: $6,832.74
  • In the Black: $3,000.69
So already, Quasi is worth more than any book he's sold.

Total sales are $51,157.25, or about 2.15 times what he owes Quasi.

Assuming nothing else changes, we'll have to wait 8 years and 1 month before Quasi's debt equals what he made as of this past December.

(If someone can double-check my work, that'd be great. Math isn't my strength.)
Don't forget, an author only gets around 25% of a Publisher's revenue in a standard book deal. The Kindle prices are probably similar to the Publisher's revenue if we're being extremely generous, so Quasi's debt already far eclipses anything he's made so far.

I wonder if he had to pay his advance back yet.
Never mind, it was probably guaranteed.
 
Andrew (the guy who went to Pat's bar) has posted some updates on the OnAForums:

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I think Pat read your post, he just decided to tweet out more evidence in favor of your opinion:

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This was a while ago, but he really is a colossal prick when it comes to the deaths of people that he disagrees with:

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No wonder Fatrick so vehemently wants to retain his Twitter account. It is the only way he can spout such vile without getting his teeth kicked in on a daily basis. He is the definition of an internet tough guy.
 
I don't understand how constantly advocating and praising the death of others is perfectly fine on shitter. The truth ceased to exist a long time ago, all that matters is being on the right side of history and be damned if you get in the way, stalker.
 
There's more fresh content. A redditor named HandsomeBlue has just released some artwork. He calls it - "Do you feel lucky, atalker?"

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Edit: I should probably add some context for anyone new to the thread. Pat owns a glock and a nerf gun. The latter he keeps next to him on his piss-couch while he watches TV, he uses it to shoot darts at the TV whenever a republican politician is shown. Yes, he has openly admitted to this.
 
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I don't understand how constantly advocating and praising the death of others is perfectly fine on shitter. The truth ceased to exist a long time ago, all that matters is being on the right side of history and be damned if you get in the way, stalker.
That's leftism for ya. To them, the ends justify the means.
 
Pat's been oinking about imposter childs as a reason to get his checkmark back for going on 3 years now. I don't think it's ever going to happen because while he obviously does have some sort of connection at Twitter now who can reinstate his account quickly, they apparently don't have the authority to reissue a blue check or at least can't without explaining to someone else why they're giving a guy who's been suspended multiple times for ToS violations the Twitter stamp of approval.
Pat seems incapable of looking at things from Twitter's point of view for even one second and realizing that 1) anyone who wants a checkmark could themselves create as many fake impostor accounts as they want until they get it and 2) the checkmarks are a significant revenue stream for Twitter, meaning that this would cost them money. He has neither empathy nor common sense.
 
Pat seems incapable of looking at things from Twitter's point of view for even one second and realizing that 1) anyone who wants a checkmark could themselves create as many fake impostor accounts as they want until they get it and 2) the checkmarks are a significant revenue stream for Twitter, meaning that this would cost them money. He has neither empathy nor common sense.
Bro, in his Galactic Repo book he literally argued that making money is inherently evil and making too much inevitably turns you into a sociopath. Do you really think he cares about anyone else's business concerns? BTW, please buy his books to show support.
 
Imagine paying thousands to evade a twitter ban when you can get 20 for 20 burner numbers, absolutely pathetic
And if you're lazy and/or have more money than brains, you can buy them by any size batch imaginable, specifying things like age and "followers." I'm not going to link to one of these sleazy operations but even Google will give you a bunch of these things if you Google buy twitter accounts. I'm pretty sure you can buy reddit accounts "aged" or whatever too.

The idea of ever paying a dime for anything related to reddit or twitter is repulsive, though.
 
And if you're lazy and/or have more money than brains, you can buy them by any size batch imaginable, specifying things like age and "followers." I'm not going to link to one of these sleazy operations but even Google will give you a bunch of these things if you Google buy twitter accounts. I'm pretty sure you can buy reddit accounts "aged" or whatever too.

The idea of ever paying a dime for anything related to reddit or twitter is repulsive, though.
I'm aware of these stores, chink wumaos run to these stores in attempt to look legitimate, Twitter can and will suspend these accounts if you're guilty of wrongthink. Hell I've seen accounts who post nothing but animal pictures and Bible quotes get gulag'd.
 
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Important thread update, Handsome Rick has just given his thoughts on the Russia-Ukraine situation:

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For anyone new to the thread, Handsome Rick is a longtime parody account. He's basically Pat, but in a bizzaro world where he's good looking and never abandoned his daughter.


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Here are some of his recent funny tweets:

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Pat and his SFWA pedophile friends have had Handsome Rick banned from twitter a number of times, so you just know that piggy is bothered by these.
 
Important thread update, Handsome Rick has just given his thoughts on the Russia-Ukraine situation:

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For anyone new to the thread, Handsome Rick is a longtime parody account. He's basically Pat, but in a bizzaro world where he's good looking and never abandoned his daughter.


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Here are some of his recent funny tweets:

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Pat and his SFWA pedophile friends have had Handsome Rick banned from twitter a number of times, so you just know that piggy is bothered by these.
Oh wow this is brilliant. It's not something an outside observer (say, one of Pat's followers) can immediately identify as mean-spirited either, but it still hits him everywhere it hurts. Where did they find all those photos of a guy who kind of looks like Pat anyway?
 
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