Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

A boiling kettle of fish and chips? Does he think chips get boiled? With the fish? In a kettle and not a pot? Did he get fish and chips confused with tea? My twenty seconds of research suggests that dish is fried in a pot. How many things can this man get wrong in one sentence? The mind truly is boggled.

I'm getting the distinct impression that his book is going to be hey, here's something happening AND LOOK AT THIS DISTINCTLY BRITISH WORD I USED! AREN'T YOU SO IMPRESSED WITH MY RESEARCH? IT'S BRITISH!
Fat tits probably went to the supermarket and noticed all the family sized bags of kettle style chips, and assumed that one chip is as good as another

This book is gonna be so fuckin stupid. It's probably gonna be filled with dickensian era bongs who have straight white teeth asking each other if they paid their telly loicense
 
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Boy, this is going to be some book. Might even be his worst one yet.
 
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Boy, this is going to be some book. Might even be his worst one yet.
Well, now we know how Fat does his research. He comes up with a bunch of shit he thinks is funny (spoiler: it isn't), then he does some internet searches in the vain hope of validating his jokes. The search pulls up a few completely unrelated factoids (because he also doesn't know how to research), which he then references in hopes that no one will question his completely unfounded flights of fancy, and calls it a day.
 
A boiling kettle of fish and chips? Does he think chips get boiled? With the fish? In a kettle and not a pot? Did he get fish and chips confused with tea? My twenty seconds of research suggests that dish is fried in a pot. How many things can this man get wrong in one sentence? The mind truly is boggled.

I'm getting the distinct impression that his book is going to be hey, here's something happening AND LOOK AT THIS DISTINCTLY BRITISH WORD I USED! AREN'T YOU SO IMPRESSED WITH MY RESEARCH? IT'S BRITISH!
maybe he thinks they get ye olde deep fried in a cauldron, like an absolute fucking boob

Edit: actually looks like that's kinda how they did it. they filled a cauldron with cooking fat and dropped the fish in. maybe the chips too?
 
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He's just posted another vacation photo from his trip to LA. I have no idea why he's posting his vacation photos so late, or why he continues to give the internet photos of the wife he supposedly loves when he knows how they will be photoshopped.

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He's just posted another vacation photo from his trip to LA. I have no idea why he's posting his vacation photos so late, or why he continues to give the internet photos of the wife he supposedly loves when he knows how they will be photoshopped.

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Hey honey, remember that awesome vacation where we went to a store to buy overpriced merchandise because we are gullible retards and I put those bunny ears on you? I remember it so well because I took a picture of it an put it online
 
Jesus Christ, that is one woman who should NOT be going braless. She didn’t even have kids and her tits are swinging below gunt level. They’re nearly as saggy as Pat’s.
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Big Niki is just not remotely attractive. Is she TRYING to look like a barfly dyke? These two are completely gross separately and together they’re absolutely stomach churningly vile. What a match.
 
He's just posted another vacation photo from his trip to LA. I have no idea why he's posting his vacation photos so late, or why he continues to give the internet photos of the wife he supposedly loves when he knows how they will be photoshopped.

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Thats not just annoyance, Pat. She’s likely reconsidering her life choices up to and including marrying you, and trying to decide if she should turn tricks on the street, or join a convent to repent and get away from you.
 
He's just posted another vacation photo from his trip to LA. I have no idea why he's posting his vacation photos so late, or why he continues to give the internet photos of the wife he supposedly loves when he knows how they will be photoshopped.

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Niki is just the excuse to take the photo. The point is posting proof that Pat's money is being squandered on useless shit that can't be clawed back, to demonstrate that fat tits isn't lying when he says quasi will never see a cent of the award
 
Relatively new to Rick's antics (who appears to be clinically obese), but this faggot just creates his own misery over and over again. All he has to do is shut the fuck up, but he just can't bring himself to do it. It would ruin the alpha pack leader delusion he has created in his head that he fully believes. He masquerades (poorly) as an anti-Trump tough guy when in reality he is a major cuck who abandoned his daughter. He's one of the finest examples of a top-tier lolcow-biting the bait every time and being consumed by this "mysterious cult" pestering him. This utter retard is a degenerate whose home is a dingy bar. His diet is a constant stream of high-fat fried food and high-calorie beer and has led to his pathetic, greasy, and obese state of existence. Fatrick subsists on creating fake interactions of him decimating imaginary right-wing bar patrons and posting them to his shittr everyday.

In short Rick is an obese and failed sci-fi author who is perpetually butt-blasted and mad at the internet. Instead of being a father, Rick is consumed by crippling autism. I have a hard time believing that his daughter is biologically his because he is impotent and low-T (due to his poorly controlled weight) and his wife was a serial resident of the No-Tell Motel the entire time.
He's honestly such an arrogant pigheaded loser that it's like he's the main character of some ancient parable about how being a smug sanctimonious prick will ruin your life. Nigga has tarded out so hard that he fucking OWES PART OF HIS HOUSE TO ONE OF HIS TROLLS.
 
I’ve been following this thread since the old ona days but can’t remember because I am old and have the memory of a goldfish.

Is there any proof this daughter is his and not pringles can Jon? I was rereading the op and the timeline would suggest she left him right when it may be obvious it wasn’t his kid and she knew it and left him to be with the real father. Is there any proof or definitive evidence that this daughter is indeed his?

Also, I observed Fatrick is quite porcine and overweight. Is that also true?
 
You mean like Russell Greer? If I had photomanip skills I'd take that idiotic 'pointing at my empty head, child' picture and put Greer's mouth on it.
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This stuck with me, so I had to give it a quick go. I have to say, he looks a bit better with shitlips. Truly a legal force to be reckoned with!
 
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